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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: translucent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744473)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: impressive carmine elastic band locale

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: translucent abode

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: impressive carmine elastic band locale

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744485)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: wild violent stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744478)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: translucent abode

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: wild violent stage sneaky criminal

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

definitely does anal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: pungent selfie ticket booth



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad

Maybe best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748602)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: splenetic gas station



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: translucent abode

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744486)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: splenetic gas station

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744488)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: underhanded self-absorbed public bath

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744517)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: splenetic gas station

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744761)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: red hyperventilating tank toilet seat



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Tripping senate circlehead



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: translucent abode

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Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744499)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Heady know-it-all lodge hominid



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: translucent abode

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Heady know-it-all lodge hominid

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744504)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: alcoholic irradiated university pervert



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: rose becky

lol pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744520)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Electric gunner party of the first part



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Heady know-it-all lodge hominid

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748123)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: silver space cumskin



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Amber Church Mediation

RIP, Doctor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748608)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Heady know-it-all lodge hominid



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: translucent abode

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: underhanded self-absorbed public bath

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: impressive carmine elastic band locale

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: zippy parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: translucent abode

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: underhanded self-absorbed public bath

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: zippy parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: ruby startling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: translucent abode

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: ruby startling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: zippy parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: red hyperventilating tank toilet seat

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: lavender background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: translucent abode

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: zippy parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: lavender background story

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Electric gunner party of the first part

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: citrine flirting friendly grandma boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: wonderful pit generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: trip very tactful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: citrine flirting friendly grandma boltzmann

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: vigorous half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: translucent abode

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Chartreuse coffee pot

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: impressive carmine elastic band locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: dashing sooty kitty theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: citrine flirting friendly grandma boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: wonderful pit generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Laughsome boiling water

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: trip very tactful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: translucent abode

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: trip very tactful site

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: ruby startling principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: mischievous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: impressive carmine elastic band locale

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: pungent selfie ticket booth

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Amber Church Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Plum alcoholic stain

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Ungodly azure dilemma azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: translucent abode

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Ocher International Law Enforcement Agency People Who Are Hurt

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: translucent abode

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: translucent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling sable bbw state

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: yapping thirsty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: mischievous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: translucent abode

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: translucent abode

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Drunken saffron keepsake machete church building

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Chartreuse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: translucent abode

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse coffee pot

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Ocher International Law Enforcement Agency People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: translucent abode

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Ocher International Law Enforcement Agency People Who Are Hurt

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Plum alcoholic stain

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Chocolate learning disabled trust fund chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: translucent abode

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Chocolate learning disabled trust fund chapel

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: translucent abode

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Chocolate learning disabled trust fund chapel

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Excitant Chrome Knife Bawdyhouse

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: passionate macaca

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: translucent abode

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: passionate macaca

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: translucent abode

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: silver space cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Stirring skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: translucent abode

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Stirring skinny woman

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: appetizing rough-skinned giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: translucent abode

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: appetizing rough-skinned giraffe

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Ocher International Law Enforcement Agency People Who Are Hurt

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Bateful nowag parlour

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Ocher International Law Enforcement Agency People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: translucent abode

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Bateful nowag parlour

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful nowag parlour

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Razzle cruise ship

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: translucent abode

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Razzle cruise ship

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: underhanded self-absorbed public bath

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: silver space cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: translucent abode

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: silver space cumskin

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: wonderful pit generalized bond

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: translucent abode

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: wonderful pit generalized bond

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Bateful nowag parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Purple big lay community account

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: translucent abode

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: odious mentally impaired gaming laptop filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: translucent abode

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Plum alcoholic stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: citrine flirting friendly grandma boltzmann

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: wonderful pit generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Bateful nowag parlour

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Laughsome boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: drab vibrant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: provocative flushed idea he suggested resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: wild violent stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: talented ivory station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: tan philosopher-king roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: stimulating doobsian school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: translucent abode

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic headpube

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: translucent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: sticky school

give me your hottest azn plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: translucent abode

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: sticky school

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: dark market cuckoldry

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: translucent abode

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: dark market cuckoldry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Bateful nowag parlour

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic coiffed ratface point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: lime national security agency indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Amber Church Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Insecure Main People

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: translucent abode

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Curious puppy temple

Brunette plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Salmon concupiscible dragon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Plum alcoholic stain

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: bipolar smoky police squad

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: translucent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: sticky school

cntrol+ f "edit", phrase not found. great!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: translucent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: drab vibrant tanning salon

I'd like Chocolate Queen, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2Elisa#49693770)