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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: sticky abode “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: gold startled locale "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
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