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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
| disrespectful hyperactive multi-billionaire | 02/20/22 |
| Stubborn submissive shrine water buffalo | 02/20/22 |
| Lavender Travel Guidebook | 02/21/22 |
| startled thriller set | 02/22/22 |
| impressive zippy field queen of the night | 02/22/22 |
| Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm | 02/22/22 |
| Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond | 02/22/22 |
| ebony parlor | 02/22/22 |
| hairless market fortuitous meteor | 02/23/22 |
| swollen glittery tattoo site | 03/08/22 |
| Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond | 01/09/23 |
| disrespectful hyperactive multi-billionaire | 02/21/22 |
| Self-absorbed nursing home | 02/21/22 |
| Lavender Travel Guidebook | 02/21/22 |
| impressive zippy field queen of the night | 02/22/22 |
| Self-absorbed nursing home | 02/22/22 |
| Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm | 02/22/22 |
| Lavender Travel Guidebook | 02/22/22 |
| chrome bat-shit-crazy dragon location | 02/23/22 |
| Coiffed ladyboy | 03/08/22 |
| Coiffed ladyboy | 01/09/23 |
| startled thriller set | 02/22/22 |
| Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm | 02/22/22 |
| Stirring Cruel-hearted Theater Stage | 02/22/22 |
| hairless market fortuitous meteor | 02/23/22 |
| heady digit ratio | 02/22/22 |
| Self-absorbed nursing home | 02/22/22 |
| Stirring Cruel-hearted Theater Stage | 02/22/22 |
| Self-absorbed nursing home | 02/22/22 |
| Stirring Cruel-hearted Theater Stage | 02/22/22 |
| Lavender Travel Guidebook | 02/22/22 |
| Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm | 02/23/22 |
| startled thriller set | 02/22/22 |
| Lavender Travel Guidebook | 02/22/22 |
| chrome bat-shit-crazy dragon location | 02/23/22 |
| dashing kink-friendly house degenerate | 02/23/22 |
| Pungent regret candlestick maker | 02/23/22 |
| pale bull headed stag film knife | 02/23/22 |
| Coiffed ladyboy | 03/08/22 |
| Lascivious Twinkling Brethren | 02/22/22 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 02/22/22 |
| Self-absorbed nursing home | 02/22/22 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 02/22/22 |
| Self-absorbed nursing home | 02/22/22 |
| mustard cerebral library | 02/22/22 |
| Lascivious Twinkling Brethren | 02/22/22 |
| olive cheese-eating tank temple | 02/22/22 |
| Lascivious Twinkling Brethren | 02/22/22 |
| Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond | 02/22/22 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 02/23/22 |
| pale bull headed stag film knife | 02/23/22 |
| cordovan voyeur mood | 03/08/22 |
| Crusty Henna State Cuckoldry | 02/22/22 |
| Irradiated Crimson Orchestra Pit | 02/22/22 |
| violent amethyst area lettuce | 02/23/22 |
| Costumed institution feces | 02/23/22 |
| violent amethyst area lettuce | 02/23/22 |
| Irradiated Crimson Orchestra Pit | 02/23/22 |
| electric masturbator | 02/22/22 |
| Pungent regret candlestick maker | 02/23/22 |
| Pungent regret candlestick maker | 02/23/22 |
| Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm | 02/23/22 |
| startled thriller set | 02/23/22 |
| up-to-no-good laser beams | 03/08/22 |
| Geriatric old irish cottage gunner | 12/03/22 |
| internet-worthy jet-lagged sanctuary azn | 04/02/23 |
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/02/25 |
| hairless market fortuitous meteor | 02/23/22 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 02/23/22 |
| sooty office circlehead | 03/08/22 |
| exciting self-centered factory reset button | 03/08/22 |
| Wonderful rigpig | 03/08/22 |
| Coiffed ladyboy | 03/08/22 |
| turquoise floppy base | 03/08/22 |
| Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond | 01/09/23 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 12/03/22 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 12/12/24 |
| Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig | 04/15/25 |
| lfo | 10/02/25 |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: disrespectful hyperactive multi-billionaire describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Stubborn submissive shrine water buffalo nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Lavender Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: startled thriller set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: impressive zippy field queen of the night yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: ebony parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: hairless market fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: swollen glittery tattoo site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: disrespectful hyperactive multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Lavender Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: impressive zippy field queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Lavender Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy dragon location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: Coiffed ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Coiffed ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: startled thriller set He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Stirring Cruel-hearted Theater Stage MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: hairless market fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: heady digit ratio How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Stirring Cruel-hearted Theater Stage after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Stirring Cruel-hearted Theater Stage JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Lavender Travel Guidebook Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: startled thriller set Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Lavender Travel Guidebook Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy dragon location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: dashing kink-friendly house degenerate Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Pungent regret candlestick maker "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: pale bull headed stag film knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: Coiffed ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Lascivious Twinkling Brethren on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: mustard cerebral library nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Lascivious Twinkling Brethren nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: olive cheese-eating tank temple Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Lascivious Twinkling Brethren they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: pale bull headed stag film knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: cordovan voyeur mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: Crusty Henna State Cuckoldry Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Irradiated Crimson Orchestra Pit The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: violent amethyst area lettuce What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Costumed institution feces Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: violent amethyst area lettuce I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Irradiated Crimson Orchestra Pit It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: electric masturbator can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Pungent regret candlestick maker Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Pungent regret candlestick maker Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: Honey-headed soul-stirring patrolman pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: startled thriller set Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: up-to-no-good laser beams 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Geriatric old irish cottage gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: internet-worthy jet-lagged sanctuary azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: hairless market fortuitous meteor Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: sooty office circlehead A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: exciting self-centered factory reset button It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: Wonderful rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: Coiffed ladyboy fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: turquoise floppy base Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Lake Abusive Garrison Generalized Bond mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#45581117) |
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Date: December 12th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#48441123) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Avocado Duck-like Church Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2Elisa#49319079) |