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Hegemon, how does your hot conservative early 20s wife make >$250k?

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Bro why do you keep editing otherwise innocuous posts ITT?
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I already said in the thread I wasn't going to give one
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https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063161&m...
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He has always been an XO approval simp and bullshits about s...
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LOL that thread is amazing
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Nah man, not possible. Box (who isn’t unhinged at all...
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whomst've?
Vigorous Federal Nursing Home
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Oh were you referring to the wife or the poaster? Unclear a...
chartreuse school
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oh, the wife
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chartreuse school
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180 sounds like i'm going to be ok
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I'm not at all wealthy on the XO scale lol
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hegemon is a 47 yo with gout
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Such as?
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she's a based $250k trad wife
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Date: March 20th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: High-end water buffalo area

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063161&mc=53&forum_id=2#44183298

this one requires an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185876)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: Canary hairraiser therapy

I’m on staff duty right now. Onlyfans is blocked on post. I’ll send you a link tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186135)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Clear new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186153)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186155)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:01 PM
Author: overrated party of the first part sound barrier

Bro why do you keep editing otherwise innocuous posts ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186252)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Lemon crotch foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186280)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

I already said in the thread I wasn't going to give one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185879)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Pearl home

Hot fit smart cheerful wife in early 20s making hundreds of thousands of dollars in a chill job and married to enlisted army guy making $46,0000 is standard in XOXO2022, like playing a little college ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185939)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: vibrant organic girlfriend lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185944)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Federal Nursing Home

all virgins too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185947)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Lemon crotch foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185953)



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Date: March 27th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Aromatic sinister persian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46104298)



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Date: March 27th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: metal low-t ticket booth dingle berry

Blank bumps are low-T when you haven't demonstrated your capable of anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46104311)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: Hot laser beams cumskin

don't forget the part where she's also BASED and hates blacks, trans, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46109219)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Olive Gas Station

Lordy, hegemon shows promise as a bort-addicted megapoaster but did he really claim all this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185965)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: High-end water buffalo area

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063161&mc=53&forum_id=2#44183298

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185972)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:20 PM
Author: overrated party of the first part sound barrier

He has always been an XO approval simp and bullshits about stupid stuff as most cocky young guys do. Wants the old keyboard warrior class to think he is an apex conservahero with no flaws or weakness.

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4741136&mc=19&forum_id=2

He has never once said anything even remotely self-deprecating on XO, just endless humble brags or regular boasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44185992)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Federal Nursing Home

LOL that thread is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186039)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:27 PM
Author: Lemon crotch foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186042)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:31 PM
Author: violet spot

cr he's obviously full of shit but it's fun to play along, i don't think anyone actually believes a thing he says

same thing with GayPumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186066)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

I believe GayPumo, funnily enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186112)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: metal low-t ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186147)



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Date: August 24th, 2023 2:26 AM
Author: vibrant organic girlfriend lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46708315)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:26 PM
Author: aquamarine irradiated athletic conference

She aced OCI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186037)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Trip Impertinent Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit

The biggest chad I know got married to his Azn biglaw gf while he was enlisted in the Marines, and she stuck around while he did tours to Fallujah and Ramadi and got TBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186091)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

uncanny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186094)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: chartreuse school

Nah man, not possible. Box (who isn’t unhinged at all after Hegemon called her ugly and loose yesterday in an epic gaping of her new bf) told me he’s a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186102)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: Vigorous Federal Nursing Home

whomst've?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186105)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: chartreuse school

Oh were you referring to the wife or the poaster? Unclear above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186113)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Federal Nursing Home

oh, the wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186120)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: chartreuse school

Ok I’m with you now although a bit hyperbolic given what was actually said. Not surprising coming from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186141)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: flatulent cuck

ok all makes perfect sense now. he married a good conservative down to earth chick he went to high school with and while he was in basic training she wrapped up elite law school, got into big law that pays way above market in MFH in ARE country where he claims to live so she makes 400k in an insane unicorn career at 23 but is still cool and hot because of family $$$. best ‘guys at my high school’ level content in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186139)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

missing some important locational information but otherwise not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186152)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: Duck-like balding doctorate forum

keyfob video or it never happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186185)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Adventurous immigrant

It would have to be more like $500 to comport with what he said so she is one of the highest earning women around that age in the country and Hegemon is going to be legit rich due to her demonstrated earning power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186191)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

180 sounds like i'm going to be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186195)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:07 PM
Author: razzle dog poop

Any enlisted military member with a housing allowance makes the equivalent of like a 100k normal job due to benefits and tax advantages. His wife could be pulling 7 figures for all we know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186289)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:10 PM
Author: Trip Impertinent Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186300)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:53 PM
Author: Lemon crotch foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186209)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: Useless Bateful Casino Messiness

Or she comes from money and got some sort of professional job at a firm or Corp that is either family owned or professionally connected to her family even though she could live off her trust fund. Many such people exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186222)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Trip Impertinent Gay Wizard Orchestra Pit

Dude I'm thinking of enlisted a year or so after finishing college, she was doing ATL biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#44186256)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:24 PM
Author: Pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#45756548)



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Date: January 20th, 2023 10:12 PM
Author: Aromatic sinister persian chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#45818786)



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Date: March 27th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Olive Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46104294)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

Answer is literally here itt, shouldn't be too hard to figure out even for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46109195)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: Hot laser beams cumskin

reminder: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5312271&mc=27&forum_id=2#46095890

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46109229)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 8:38 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

I'm not at all wealthy on the XO scale lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46110730)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth senate

Lol that he thought people would believe this reflects such a youthful naïveté and lack of understanding of how the world works that it’s almost endearing.

*pinches hegemon’s cheeks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46110757)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: mint passionate rigor giraffe

hegemon is a 47 yo with gout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46110771)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 9:33 PM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth senate

Nah he’s obviously in the military, in great shape, and on his way to a really rewarding career as a legit fuck you I kill people soldier.

Which makes the rolling out of these obvious lies all the more amusing. The guys a stud and alpha af why lie about something this silly? It’s very endearing, the insecurity of youth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46110998)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 9:55 PM
Author: yellow kitty cat

Lol, you of all people having the audacity to call anyone else out for lying, considering all the lies you’ve spun on here for over a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111088)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Stimulating scourge upon the earth senate

Such as?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111234)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

I don't lie on XO. I omit plenty of details, especially about outable things, but I don't affirmatively lie to the bort. I also feel no obligation to offer proof or fill in pieces, such as my wife's job. I already am an open book about much of my life here, because it's a place that I really can be. Whether poasters believe me matters little to me, because it doesn't impact how I use the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111429)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: mint passionate rigor giraffe

she's a based $250k trad wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46110765)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 10:43 PM
Author: Bronze Hyperventilating Stag Film

just a chill trad cath wife making $500k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111301)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 11:37 PM
Author: mint passionate rigor giraffe

submissive $500k 22 yo CGWBT trad wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111526)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 11:38 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

It gets better with each telling, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111533)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: mint passionate rigor giraffe

but how did she find time to log 500 hours of EUIV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111539)



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Date: March 28th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

I don't know what that means but if it's good I'm sure she did it, let the legend grow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46111550)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 8:05 PM
Author: Marvelous arrogant set pervert

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282480)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: glassy heady station multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282159)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 6:53 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

I sort of was getting the impression you don't like me but if you're going to keep bumping my Ws I may have to reconsider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282165)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: glassy heady station multi-billionaire

very SPish response, yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282192)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

Now THAT'S cutting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282196)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Marvelous arrogant set pervert

What he meant by that was that you are drawing the ire of everyone who doesn’t like you. And that’s a lot of people. Stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282485)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 8:08 PM
Author: wonderful heaven

This may come as a shock to you, but it's not especially concerning that people on the internet may not like me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282492)



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Date: May 7th, 2023 8:04 PM
Author: flatulent cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#46282470)



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Date: February 19th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: High-end water buffalo area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#47417594)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: dun hateful jew really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5063690&forum_id=2Elisa#49026858)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister is a cow who welches on bets



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