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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Irradiated university
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/14/22
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Pungent Legend Crotch
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Shaky Lemon Locus
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/14/22
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Shaky Lemon Locus
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Contagious soggy codepig center
  04/14/22
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Cruel-hearted slippery pocket flask base
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
mischievous forum toilet seat
  04/27/24
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well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/28/22
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well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  07/04/23
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Cruel-hearted slippery pocket flask base
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
dashing judgmental karate station
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Bossy Stead
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/27/24
?
Bossy Stead
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Bossy Stead
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Bossy Stead
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
trip flesh church mad cow disease
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Bossy Stead
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
trip flesh church mad cow disease
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
brindle pervert
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
avocado floppy church building
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
OldHLSDude
  04/24/26
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Domesticated thriller gaping
  04/27/24
180
razzle-dazzle hall
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
mischievous forum toilet seat
  04/27/24
Honk honk
razzle-dazzle hall
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
trip flesh church mad cow disease
  04/27/24
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Domesticated thriller gaping
  10/08/24
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passionate nursing home headpube
  10/08/24
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Histrionic Gaming Laptop Bawdyhouse
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
mind-boggling nubile library national security agency
  06/06/24
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silver french generalized bond
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Arousing Affirmative Action
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Vivacious Ceo
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Arousing Affirmative Action
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Vivacious Ceo
  06/06/24
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oomox
  04/24/26
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passionate nursing home headpube
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
well-lubricated soul-stirring abode
  09/14/25
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ruby milk chapel
  03/31/26
flame?
racy puppy
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
artificial intelligence
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Penis Six Nine
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
i gave my cousin head
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Penis Six Nine
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Irradiated university

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Pungent Legend Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Shaky Lemon Locus

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Shaky Lemon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious soggy codepig center

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted slippery pocket flask base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: mischievous forum toilet seat

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613739)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted slippery pocket flask base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: dashing judgmental karate station

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Bossy Stead

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Bossy Stead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Bossy Stead

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Bossy Stead

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: trip flesh church mad cow disease

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Bossy Stead

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: trip flesh church mad cow disease

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: brindle pervert

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: avocado floppy church building

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Domesticated thriller gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: mischievous forum toilet seat

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hall

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: trip flesh church mad cow disease

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: exciting maroon trailer park liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Domesticated thriller gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: passionate nursing home headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Gaming Laptop Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile library national security agency

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: silver french generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Arousing Affirmative Action

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Ceo

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Arousing Affirmative Action

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Ceo

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: passionate nursing home headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated soul-stirring abode

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: ruby milk chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: racy puppy

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49840464)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2Elisa#49841414)