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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
thirsty lascivious office
  07/17/22
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Obsidian faggotry queen of the night
  07/17/22
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dead feces
  07/17/22
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Purple internet-worthy church
  07/18/22
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thirsty lascivious office
  09/29/22
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thirsty lascivious office
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
insanely creepy unhinged plaza
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
insanely creepy unhinged plaza
  01/07/23
...
Purple internet-worthy church
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
exhilarant harsh candlestick maker
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
exhilarant harsh candlestick maker
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Cracking New Version
  03/18/23
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thirsty lascivious office
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
exhilarant harsh candlestick maker
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
adventurous temple patrolman
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
motley fanboi
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
180 clown sound barrier
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/23/24
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outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Aphrodisiac hilarious mad cow disease
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
grizzly principal's office
  09/28/24
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thirsty lascivious office
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
outnumbered vigorous brunch halford
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: thirsty lascivious office

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Obsidian faggotry queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: dead feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Purple internet-worthy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: thirsty lascivious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy unhinged plaza

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy unhinged plaza

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Purple internet-worthy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: exhilarant harsh candlestick maker

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: exhilarant harsh candlestick maker

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Cracking New Version

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: thirsty lascivious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: exhilarant harsh candlestick maker

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: adventurous temple patrolman

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: motley fanboi

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: 180 clown sound barrier

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hilarious mad cow disease

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: grizzly principal's office

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: thirsty lascivious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: outnumbered vigorous brunch halford

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932244)