Got in a verbal altercation with local seminarian at Whole Foods (dark lex)
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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: exciting mad cow disease
We got into an argument about Bishop Robert Barron in the bread aisle and things got pretty heated. He told me I was a "fake Catholic" "like Shia LaBeouf" and I didn't understand or care about real Catholic theology
I told him "if God is real, then why'd he make you a gay faggot who takes male penises up his butt?" He got really flustered and started repeatedly adjusting his collar and avoiding eye contact. I laughed and told him "alright buddy, see you in heaven, maybe - but probably not" and did the move where I brushed my shoulders off like in one of those mid-2000s rap music videos
This cute redhead came up to me in the checkout line afterwards and told me that she was really impressed at "how I handled that loser" and that she "wished all Catholic men were like me" while biting her lip. We're going out on a date to Top Golf on Friday night, followed by a catechism reading afterwards at her place
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197226&forum_id=2Elisa#45212434) |
Date: January 18th, 2023 1:39 PM Author: ultramarine exhilarant crackhouse hissy fit
"where I brushed my shoulders off like in one of those mid-2000s rap music videos"
Is this not a thing anymore? Can't imagine it went away.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197226&forum_id=2Elisa#45806531) |
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