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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: adventurous purple filthpig house One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: obsidian outnumbered rehab azn https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: adventurous purple filthpig house Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Rusted Confused Tattoo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: adventurous purple filthpig house Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Vivacious fantasy-prone ape stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Flesh deranged quadroon alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Ebony Bawdyhouse Mad-dog Skullcap anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: obsidian outnumbered rehab azn everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Ebony Bawdyhouse Mad-dog Skullcap so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: obsidian outnumbered rehab azn (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Ebony Bawdyhouse Mad-dog Skullcap It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: obsidian outnumbered rehab azn more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739155) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Cocky university jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Vivacious fantasy-prone ape stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Flesh deranged quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Razzle Elastic Band Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: khaki home patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Lascivious Talking Place Of Business Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: obsidian outnumbered rehab azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: obsidian outnumbered rehab azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: Flickering Smoky Sound Barrier SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Twisted Church Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Maize Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Exciting Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Greedy garrison The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: jade parlor doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Spectacular pearly idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Lascivious Talking Place Of Business Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: up-to-no-good temple striped hyena Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded sanctuary QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Beady-eyed brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Appetizing Seedy Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Twisted Church Hairy Legs (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Floppy Scarlet Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Floppy Scarlet Giraffe The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Flesh deranged quadroon it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Appetizing Seedy Office when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Flesh deranged quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Twisted Church Hairy Legs (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Elisa#49213065) |