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average 40 year old mom is significantly hotter in 2023 than 1983

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatic...
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
Age is flame
Olive free-loading tanning salon quadroon
  06/26/23
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fully online and responsive
  01/01/26
Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s look...
costumed crimson pozpig
  06/26/23
the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obvious...
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997...
burgundy rambunctious set
  06/26/23
If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eye...
trip parlour
  06/26/23
that's really a lib problem https://www.researchgate.net/...
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
UMC = lib
trip parlour
  06/26/23
lmao sure bud
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
I’m right
trip parlour
  06/26/23
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Candy Ride
  01/01/26
Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of b...
burgundy rambunctious set
  06/26/23
Different phenomenon The women on 25 years of hormonal ...
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after t...
burgundy rambunctious set
  06/26/23
Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the ...
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this th...
Twisted University Prole
  06/26/23
youre literally responding to consuela
transparent hell yarmulke
  06/26/23
Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health iss...
transparent hell yarmulke
  06/26/23
(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)
trip parlour
  06/26/23
This is true, but the percentage of the population that can ...
saffron stock car pocket flask
  06/26/23
hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.
mint tantric codepig
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Passionate Kitchen
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peach main people box office
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Razzle-dazzle Maroon Toaster Faggot Firefighter
  06/26/23
it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking people forget ju...
indecent site fanboi
  06/26/23
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cerise bossy boistinker school
  06/26/23
cr, and UMC and above are eating better now
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Toaster Faggot Firefighter
  06/26/23
cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepa...
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
this weighs into it as well
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
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burgundy rambunctious set
  06/26/23
The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can eas...
pea-brained hairraiser sound barrier wagecucks
  06/26/23
sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion
narrow-minded adventurous piazza windowlicker
  06/26/23
pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo...
french stubborn round eye shrine
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cerise bossy boistinker school
  06/26/23
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mint tantric codepig
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indecent site fanboi
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Shivering fishy hall
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Histrionic Citrine New Version
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potluck
  01/01/26
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peach main people box office
  06/26/23
wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy
Balding becky
  06/26/23
you take that back
mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom ...
burgundy rambunctious set
  06/26/23
wtf i love current year america now
Balding becky
  06/26/23
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mint tantric codepig
  06/26/23
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french stubborn round eye shrine
  06/26/23
reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless ameri...
santa's top guy
  01/01/26
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/01/26
My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983
amethyst stead
  06/26/23
did you put her in an oven?
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Toaster Faggot Firefighter
  06/26/23
To be fair, Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20...
Up-to-no-good thriller twinkling uncleanness theater
  06/26/23
...
mint tantric codepig
  08/28/23
less longbutt now
chestnut space electric furnace
  08/28/23
💯
mint tantric codepig
  08/28/23
fyi hth, fwiw
santa's top guy
  01/01/26
...
Candy Ride
  01/01/26
There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running...
cryptoPlGlet
  01/01/26
2027 is over already
Battle Diaper Alita
  01/01/26
2028 is my year
As far as they will go but even farther
  01/01/26
Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha...
Online's Top Guy
  01/01/26


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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatically more obese. but obesity is highly concentrated in what you might call disadvantaged socioeconomic groups. Those overweight tatto'd women aren't marrying lawyers.

MC and UMC moms in 2023 are light years ahead of their 1980s and 1990s counterparts. A lot of this is due to basically tech advances in clothing, makeup, hair, and yes plastic surgery. Society is also much less modest, which translated to dowdy, but even pointedly "modest" women in 2023 (ie not total tramps) still mostly look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474460)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Olive free-loading tanning salon quadroon

Age is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474514)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: fully online and responsive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554679)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:56 AM
Author: costumed crimson pozpig

Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s looked like Ferris Bueller’s mom…fuckable yes, but with awful 80s helmet hair, blazers with shoulder pads, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474482)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obviously she is top .01% in any era, but comparing her with the 1983 ladies in the crowd one thing that stands out is how she could fit in today, but the others would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474492)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: burgundy rambunctious set

Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997 Vanna in some body contouring athleisure wear, give her Botox and a 2023 skill level breast lift and enough nutrition and fitness knowledge to max out her preservation of her natural leanness and curves, plus some lipo and/or ozembic as necessary and you have a fucking smokeshow age adjusted 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474850)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: trip parlour

If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eyes yeah probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474489)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

that's really a lib problem

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Emil-O-W-Kirkegaard/publication/339541044/figure/fig20/AS:881692394926080@1587223256026/a-Mental-health-outcomes-by-political-ideology-and-sex-treatment-for-mental-health.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474494)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: trip parlour

UMC = lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474510)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

lmao sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474521)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: trip parlour

I’m right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474535)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554565)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: burgundy rambunctious set

Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of birth control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474856)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:08 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

Different phenomenon

The women on 25 years of hormonal birth control are not the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

Poaster below may be correct insofar as these women are selecting out of this demographic, leaving only the relative cream of the crop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474875)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: burgundy rambunctious set

Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after they started their periods. That was a protocol that started to happen more and more to xennials and older millennials where obgyns would write a prescription for any girl who missed a couple periods or complained about PMS. Boomer parents were all for it because they wanted to make sure their kids didn’t get teenmompwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474933)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the women being discussed here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474970)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Twisted University Prole

>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

You think the 40yo suburban moms are the ones getting lipo and wearing body-contouring athleisure wear and NOT taking bc? lmfao are you unmoored from reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474939)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: transparent hell yarmulke

youre literally responding to consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474979)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: transparent hell yarmulke

Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health issues run rampant? you dont say!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474977)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: trip parlour

(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46475211)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: saffron stock car pocket flask

This is true, but the percentage of the population that can reasonably be characterized as MC and UMC has shrunk considerably since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474491)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474499)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Passionate Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474820)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: peach main people box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474853)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Toaster Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474516)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: indecent site fanboi

it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking

people forget just how badly smoking a pack of cigs a day fucks you up physically, especially women who were just standing around the house all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474493)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: cerise bossy boistinker school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474508)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Toaster Faggot Firefighter

cr, and UMC and above are eating better now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474515)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepackaged TV dinners that were supposedly lowfat but were absolute nutritional disasters. now the yuppie approach is Whole Foods which is just objectively superior method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474525)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

this weighs into it as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474522)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: burgundy rambunctious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474860)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: pea-brained hairraiser sound barrier wagecucks

The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can easily divorce u and take u for all ur $$. The only way to be protected is if she's a worker bee and makes more $$ than you. But then by default ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474506)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: narrow-minded adventurous piazza windowlicker

sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474512)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: french stubborn round eye shrine

pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474517)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: cerise bossy boistinker school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474526)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474538)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: indecent site fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474544)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Shivering fishy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474859)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Citrine New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46725396)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554696)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: peach main people box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474822)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: Balding becky

wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474830)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig

you take that back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474889)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: burgundy rambunctious set

I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom for the other team there in a full athleisure getup who had the massive tits that are probably down to her knees when she’s naked but she had them hoisted up and smashed together so that she was showing 4+” of cleavage that was like straight out of a brazzers video with a yoga or fucked by trainer at gym set up. Her waist was of course basically corseted and her ass cheeks were molded into a nice perky butt. The dads of course all saw her right away and were stealing glances, but it was so funny watching the 12 year olds on our team checking her out. They didn’t clock her until the second quarter but then there was this awesome sequence where you could see one on the bench notice and then tell the next kid and eventually they were all staring blatantly and talking to each other about it until she put her jacket on and zipped up and then they all made this theatrical “Awww” sound of disapproval like the laugh track on a sitcom. Then that mom’s kid started faking an injury and took himself out of the game and she came down to him and he whined to her that he was hurt for five minutes until they just left. I was thinking as they were walking out “oh the world athleisure wear has wrought. You would never have seen that at an 11-12 basketball game 20 years ago.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474917)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Balding becky

wtf i love current year america now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474921)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: mint tantric codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474954)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: french stubborn round eye shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474989)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: santa's top guy

reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless america and thank you president Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554707)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554714)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: amethyst stead

My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46474926)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Toaster Faggot Firefighter

did you put her in an oven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46475220)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good thriller twinkling uncleanness theater

To be fair,

Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20 year old is also significantly fatter and uglier and more blown out in 2023 vs 1983

Life is filled with cruel ironies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46477314)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: mint tantric codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46725356)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: chestnut space electric furnace

less longbutt now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46725425)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: mint tantric codepig

💯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#46725557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: santa's top guy

fyi hth, fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554559)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554566)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: cryptoPlGlet

There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running around with hapa autists back then that’s for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554647)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

2027 is over already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554665)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

2028 is my year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554675)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha

We know exactly what you’re doing, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Elisa#49554700)