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What are some lesser-known XO storylines that you remember

like pepito TP fucking his filipina maid in the ass.
deep location
  10/25/23
What happened in this story?
glittery dilemma
  10/26/23
wasnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger, the aging movie star?
Irradiated coldplay fan gaping
  11/02/23
full thread: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  11/02/23
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Insane School Persian
  08/02/25
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bistre stage
  10/25/23
maybe a decade or so ago, robert b petumkin tp was the hotte...
chocolate dashing stag film telephone
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umber spectacular library dysfunction
  10/25/23
now that i think about it, i’m pretty sure all of this...
chocolate dashing stag film telephone
  10/25/23
Which 1L year
umber spectacular library dysfunction
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chocolate dashing stag film telephone
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Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler
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Chartreuse therapy
  10/25/23
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Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/26/23
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Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/27/23
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carmine passionate ceo
  10/27/23
reminds me of our earlier interaction with the NYPD rant boa...
deep location
  10/25/23
FVCK YOU PAY ME
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
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canary house-broken hospital dog poop
  10/25/23
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green aromatic house doctorate
  10/26/23
I don’t remember this but 180
Unhinged affirmative action mood
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Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Alpha
  10/25/23
I remember this
Cracking hilarious stock car twinkling uncleanness
  10/25/23
...
Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig
  10/26/23
To be fair, This was c. 2010/2011
Charismatic station toilet seat
  10/26/23
Petumkin was 969548383264252
wonderful state
  10/29/23
i remember the ub raids and this moniker lol
buff shaky space rigor
  11/02/23
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orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  11/02/23
Didn't the maid thread have pics too? Vaguely remember that ...
umber spectacular library dysfunction
  10/25/23
yes, but they were imgur links that the site deleted.
deep location
  10/25/23
that one time a board bitch boi got really mad about some in...
saffron fluffy corner
  10/25/23
jack frost TP showing up and shilling for a weird mix of stu...
Fighting brilliant mental disorder
  10/25/23
...
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  10/25/23
Post this in your sig if you hate Jack frost
Cracking hilarious stock car twinkling uncleanness
  10/25/23
jack frost = alia = crypto chick pumo
Curious sepia range masturbator
  10/26/23
alia was estrada
Laughsome lay legend
  08/02/25
Was the Filipina maid attractive ? Old or young? Did he give...
iridescent keepsake machete
  10/25/23
and what was his name?
chocolate dashing stag film telephone
  10/25/23
no; she was in her mid-40's or something and seemed kind of ...
deep location
  10/25/23
and he put it in her ass?
aquamarine motley immigrant
  10/25/23
i put it in every hole she had and took pics
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/25/23
post pics
aquamarine motley immigrant
  10/25/23
in office i think the original thread has them http://xox...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/25/23
found them https://imgur.com/a/PZ49BaI
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  11/04/23
something about diapers and baby goldstein
carmine passionate ceo
  10/25/23
she was not filipina, she was mexican and that thread got...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/25/23
Yes!
Razzle-dazzle White French Chef
  10/25/23
...
Diverse spot
  10/25/23
JENKEM PIG
stirring blue school cafeteria indirect expression
  10/25/23
...
Dark Kitchen
  10/25/23
How about that time sp raped his Asian son
cyan partner cruise ship
  10/25/23
i remember that! crazy
aquamarine motley immigrant
  10/25/23
Some xo poa leased a car and they fucked up the contract or ...
Concupiscible nofapping abode
  10/25/23
like when BlueSmoke missed the bus to LSAT?
contagious parlor
  10/25/23
And there was an edited gif of her running alongside a schoo...
Abusive coral quadroon
  10/25/23
LMAO! damn, i missed that one
contagious parlor
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offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/25/23
...
razzmatazz turquoise trailer park
  10/26/23
And still (if you believe her) managed to get a 173.
Tan chest-beating tanning salon
  10/29/23
Huge debate over whether zelda is an rpg.
electric psychic casino
  10/25/23
the carbozo scandal where he exposed his lack of understandi...
deep location
  10/25/23
That one treeman / dude whatever's post from like 2013 still...
Titillating Idiot Brethren
  10/25/23
Link?
translucent adventurous area elastic band
  10/25/23
wish i had it.
Titillating Idiot Brethren
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are you talking about this one https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/25/23
hahaha that's the one. Always amazed when poasters dig stuff...
Titillating Idiot Brethren
  10/25/23
guess i was 3 years off. 2016.
Titillating Idiot Brethren
  10/25/23
This is one of the foundational XO Trump era texts. Calling...
Mind-boggling crotch
  10/25/23
...
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/25/23
what makes it even better is it turned out to all be true an...
Jet-lagged codepig
  10/25/23
link
Cracking hilarious stock car twinkling uncleanness
  10/25/23
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5138192&mc=...
Jet-lagged codepig
  10/26/23
the jmaw incident
Milky set
  10/25/23
Buying burritos on credit
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
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...
Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Alpha
  10/26/23
CHANG+ crypto threading was always entertaining Boiling Sie...
pink faggot firefighter theater
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in re the matter of chung+’s visit to chipotle, in whi...
black theater stage
  10/25/23
the ragnustracker highlighting the extreme mental illness of...
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/25/23
...
Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib
  10/25/23
RSF and DBG were always in or around the top five posters by...
flushed reading party orchestra pit
  10/25/23
i was a legit top 3 poaster for weeks on there, and the marg...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
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...
Curious sepia range masturbator
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...
Bateful Buck-toothed Sanctuary Nibblets
  10/26/23
GREAT subplot.
chocolate dashing stag film telephone
  10/25/23
:D’s poker career always felt underdiscussed, presumab...
Mind-boggling crotch
  10/25/23
Doctors Hate Him live poasting his run at wsop was a nice fe...
misanthropic forum
  10/25/23
the one that rudolph tanked and someone created a timeline o...
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/25/23
speaking of rudolph, seems like XO's current lineup has forg...
flushed reading party orchestra pit
  10/25/23
people also forgot that rudolph was an extension of the 'deg...
deep location
  10/25/23
To be fair, If you listen closely late at night, sometime...
Charismatic station toilet seat
  10/26/23
...
Multi-colored box office boiling water
  10/27/23
The Bryant Park NYC fight
ivory arousing chapel black woman
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Irradiated coldplay fan gaping
  10/25/23
i remember the crazies like ernie menard and the daniel brau...
flushed reading party orchestra pit
  10/25/23
'daniel brou and the mommy incentive' was a classic of deran...
deep location
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...
fragrant sickened public bath
  11/24/23
i always liked that food truck guy, forget his name tho
doobsian magical scourge upon the earth new version
  10/25/23
Phineasgage?
misanthropic forum
  10/25/23
He was 180
talented hot rehab
  10/26/23
...
cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king
  10/26/23
...
misunderstood native weed whacker
  10/29/23
...
Cobalt church building cuckoldry
  10/25/23
Some freak
Metal Plaza Factory Reset Button
  10/25/23
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Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Alpha
  10/26/23
The Museum of Modern Robocop Art
shimmering point macaca
  10/25/23
...
Irradiated coldplay fan gaping
  10/25/23
This was a real gem.
Coiffed dull regret
  10/29/23
LarryJoeBird
Cobalt church building cuckoldry
  10/25/23
did he kill himself fr
aquamarine motley immigrant
  10/25/23
tcq. iirc someone here emailed him after he disappeared ...
cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king
  10/26/23
was he the guy into dinosaurs?
aquamarine motley immigrant
  10/29/23
...
Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib
  10/29/23
...
cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king
  10/30/23
that was me
Cobalt church building cuckoldry
  10/29/23
did i have that right? no response...probably dead?
cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king
  10/30/23
FATCEPS' Tinder / cheatmo threading was 180.
Wild boyish center clown
  10/25/23
...
Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig
  10/26/23
(fatceps)
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/26/23
People alleged I am a woman.
bearded puce depressive temple
  10/25/23
Earl DESTROYING a kid's ankle during a basketball game.
Lime Patrolman
  10/25/23
i feel like i remember earl live streaming the BLM riots in ...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/25/23
He also live-streamed a job interview
Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig
  10/26/23
Rudolph destroying that guy in the world series of poker
purple drunken incel
  10/25/23
had his reputation of being an awful sports bettor/gambler b...
doobsian magical scourge upon the earth new version
  10/25/23
Established a decade before.
purple drunken incel
  10/26/23
...
Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib
  10/26/23
I hopped into one of those once and it was just doobs there ...
Bateful Buck-toothed Sanctuary Nibblets
  10/26/23
I liked it when people poasted pics of their fridges. That w...
Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig
  10/26/23
DVP admitting that he beat his little cousin almost to death...
Grizzly Angry Liquid Oxygen
  10/26/23
beebee was good
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  10/26/23
doobs describing his first sexual experience
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  10/26/23
There was a lot of flipping.
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
i was there when he wrote his famous "heh she likes to ...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/26/23
also one time he described his ex gf and how she cheated on ...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/26/23
Heh, wet. Heh, weird. Heh.
Milky set
  10/26/23
It was too wet, mushy, and felt weird.
Dark Kitchen
  10/26/23
also refunkulus' friend making out with doobs' wife at a bar
Dark Kitchen
  10/26/23
that was lamarcus's friend
Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler
  10/26/23
oh yeah cr
Dark Kitchen
  10/26/23
Panagiotis/CM Sydott/Ace poasting on here while attending co...
gold site mexican
  10/26/23
(Ace)
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
...
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/26/23
...
wonderful state
  10/29/23
Sabu getting cucked by box in realtime. Evan's lamentable e...
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
...
fragrant sickened public bath
  11/24/23
ned pointsman creating the very short lived xo newsletter
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  10/26/23
That was great
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
He was really good at it to and the attention to detail was ...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/26/23
link?
purple drunken incel
  10/26/23
...
soggy startled queen of the night parlour
  10/29/23
Advocate dating Rowan.
vibrant market idea he suggested
  10/26/23
Doobs' witch mom
Lime Patrolman
  10/26/23
...
cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king
  10/26/23
rasqie cat dowsing.
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
slimy tits
razzmatazz turquoise trailer park
  10/26/23
*shudder*
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
Julia stripping
Lime Patrolman
  10/26/23
Guacgate
Lime Patrolman
  10/26/23
...
purple drunken incel
  10/27/23
anyone else remember 174? Machobreeze? fulano?
razzmatazz turquoise trailer park
  10/26/23
yes also doesn't fulano still poast?
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
Fulano literally has poasted itt you dipshit
misanthropic forum
  10/29/23
174 isn't lesser known. more like emblematic of what xoxo ...
Sable 180 mad-dog skullcap
  11/02/23
Didnt some Jew bitch have a brown spot at her asshole?
razzmatazz turquoise trailer park
  10/26/23
Box Brown bears
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
The whole bort getting into the Sex Factor porno audition sh...
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  10/26/23
The Colonel did post here
Curious sepia range masturbator
  10/26/23
...
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
...
soul-stirring gay stage headpube
  10/29/23
we had a livethread from someone in boston post-marathon bom...
green aromatic house doctorate
  10/26/23
uncle ruslan
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
But it was tax day!
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
Ted Cruz tp destroying MiG in a philosophy debate
mahogany nudist senate
  10/26/23
iirc twist officiated and it was embarrassing for all.
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
Is this the time ted Cruz wrote out this huge 20 page disser...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/26/23
yeah, MiG is still MAF for getting pwned by Ted Cruz tp
floppy out-of-control friendly grandma heaven
  10/26/23
its hard to remember this but he was certain he was made for...
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
my personal favorite tctp storyline was when he responded to...
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/26/23
Shrew GF twitter account had potential but whoever was runni...
misanthropic forum
  10/26/23
"i just had sex with someone NOT my boyfriend" ...
green aromatic house doctorate
  10/26/23
...
Rose trip stead
  10/26/23
i might be giant or something like that
Sable 180 mad-dog skullcap
  11/02/23
pretzel cheating on her husband with alpha law school bros, ...
Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler
  10/26/23
...
green aromatic house doctorate
  10/26/23
brah that was like a 2000 post thread. i never even post...
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
it burned hot but was quickly forgotten, particularly after ...
Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler
  10/26/23
She was at Dook Law, right? And they were living in Iowa or ...
purple drunken incel
  10/26/23
think she was in wisconsin with hubby. dunno where she went ...
Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler
  10/26/23
jfc do you even know the board central figures at all
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
Did she go to Dook Law? I feel like Wisconsin is right after...
purple drunken incel
  10/26/23
yes, duke and Wisconsin. fun fact: she knew barzini irl
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
That was a good one.
purple drunken incel
  10/26/23
blondielaw 1. using a debit card because she thought she w...
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
The antics of nycfan who I think was still around in 2004. H...
Indecent heady office
  10/26/23
Chat live with a Mormon missionary was a fun day
talented hot rehab
  10/26/23
...
Abusive coral quadroon
  10/26/23
...
Grizzly Angry Liquid Oxygen
  10/27/23
...
marvelous business firm
  10/27/23
...
fragrant sickened public bath
  11/24/23
some of the more minor but still 180 ragnus subplots: - t...
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/26/23
on balance, ragnus threads have probably made me audibly LOL...
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/26/23
...
cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king
  10/26/23
He also live blogged a hot girl in the computer lab
french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef
  10/26/23
colt going nuts and outting people
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  10/26/23
colt eating a bowl of Wendy's chili and thinking it was the ...
mahogany nudist senate
  10/26/23
here's a Ted Cruz tp story. He applied to some job (I for...
mahogany nudist senate
  10/26/23
Lmaoooo
talented hot rehab
  10/27/23
...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/27/23
irl lol
Multi-colored box office boiling water
  10/27/23
...
swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit
  10/27/23
Atomic Tangerine showing up every few months to give detaile...
misanthropic forum
  10/26/23
there was also a well known tranny fucker with a lower case ...
green aromatic house doctorate
  10/27/23
...
Rose trip stead
  10/29/23
Doobs getting shot in alaska
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/27/23
Lmao cr. I can’t believe this place exists.
talented hot rehab
  10/27/23
and the story mysteriously disappearing from the web
harsh appetizing newt
  10/29/23
anthrit and general ryu
deep location
  10/27/23
Someone making a joke about bloodacte being fat and thousand...
Lime Patrolman
  10/27/23
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2370331&mc=1...
mint crackhouse
  10/29/23
Just imagine being bloodacre and watching that thread develo...
Lime Patrolman
  10/30/23
it spawned several sequels over the years that were great in...
black theater stage
  10/30/23
No one but Craig Counsel / whatever his name is now ever bri...
Brass hell preventive strike
  10/27/23
Nutella responding under her own username (not pumo) with a ...
Brass hell preventive strike
  10/27/23
Exeunt got like no blowback for his SBF groupie-ing
Brass hell preventive strike
  10/27/23
people probably don't remember how the box came to XO. she w...
flushed reading party orchestra pit
  10/29/23
Johnsmeyer Chicago gang wars tweets
mint crackhouse
  10/29/23
To be fair, bothered is a tragically forgotten figure now...
Charismatic station toilet seat
  10/29/23
my favorite botheredism was how he collected used miatas. I ...
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/29/23
i think he just traded one for another multiple times over. ...
misanthropic forum
  10/29/23
...
vibrant market idea he suggested
  10/29/23
...
Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib
  10/29/23
PN hiding in the bushes to jump luis
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  10/29/23
nutella bragging about how her alchy husband fucks her in th...
misanthropic forum
  10/29/23
Dat ass is double stitched, by hand
supple address marketing idea
  10/29/23
rowan described the first time she got buttfucked in a threa...
deep location
  10/29/23
howard stern TP's graphic sexual obsession with ponky's vulv...
deep location
  10/29/23
Someone liveblogged two randos' date at a brewery.
Thriller adulterous feces
  10/29/23
I miss NM's posts
poppy round eye
  10/30/23
the guy (think he had "chinese" in his name, but n...
Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad
  10/30/23
Roger Luo
sienna swollen home
  10/30/23
that was Chinesedude
Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler
  10/30/23
Johnsmeyer getting John Rocker to respond to him on Twitter ...
know-it-all associate blood rage
  11/02/23
jm tp portraying montel williams on his signature style, pre...
black theater stage
  11/02/23
its insane how many instances johnsmeyer has been in the spo...
offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford
  11/02/23
he sure knows how to write a hook
hideous fantasy-prone national chad
  11/02/23
pretty sure johnsmeyer did a really amazing post on reddit a...
Laughsome lay legend
  08/02/25
BOBBY DIGITAL’s bespoke tourist itineraries
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  11/02/23
Dr wyrm’s bizarre saga with a psychotic (as in totally...
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  11/02/23
i thought today about FAGGOT ABUSE, the 2011 gay porn DVD th...
deep location
  11/04/23
...
orange rebellious laser beams puppy
  11/24/23
Timothy Smith becoming the first XO poster to bang a chick b...
misanthropic forum
  11/13/23
TropesNIU vs Bbooom rivalry
Hairless wrinkle
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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:19 AM
Author: deep location

like pepito TP fucking his filipina maid in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979259)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

What happened in this story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984463)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 12:09 PM
Author: Irradiated coldplay fan gaping

wasnt that Arnold Schwarzenegger, the aging movie star?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47011523)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 12:12 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

full thread:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008180&mc=225&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47011541)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Insane School Persian



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: bistre stage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: chocolate dashing stag film telephone

maybe a decade or so ago, robert b petumkin tp was the hottest new poaster on the block. he came in and took the bort by storm, stirring up all the usual controversy and xo faction-forming you would likely expect. one day, the pro-petumkiners, constituting most of the bort, petumkinized their monikers in a show of solidarity.

during this era, raiding and posting outrageous shit on urbanbaby was a popular bort pastime. on the same day as the aforementioned xo petumkin rally, urbanbaby posters figured out where the disruption was coming from and crowded onto xo to run some counterintel operations. xo, per usual, was completely impenetrable and the urbanbabymos were forced to abandon their fact-finding mission after unearthing more questions than answers, including, most urgently, “why is everybody there named robert b petumkin?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979306)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: umber spectacular library dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979310)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: chocolate dashing stag film telephone

now that i think about it, i’m pretty sure all of this happened during your 1L year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980231)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:08 AM
Author: umber spectacular library dysfunction

Which 1L year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980266)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: chocolate dashing stag film telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984302)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984305)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984314)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:12 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985017)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989700)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: carmine passionate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46990708)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:58 AM
Author: deep location

reminds me of our earlier interaction with the NYPD rant board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979353)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:12 AM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

FVCK YOU PAY ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980035)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:13 PM
Author: canary house-broken hospital dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984016)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: green aromatic house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985710)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Unhinged affirmative action mood

I don’t remember this but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979356)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:45 PM
Author: Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983411)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: Cracking hilarious stock car twinkling uncleanness

I remember this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984400)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984466)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 4:53 AM
Author: Charismatic station toilet seat

To be fair,

This was c. 2010/2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984713)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: wonderful state

Petumkin was 969548383264252

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996561)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 12:06 PM
Author: buff shaky space rigor

i remember the ub raids and this moniker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47011512)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47014324)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: umber spectacular library dysfunction

Didn't the maid thread have pics too? Vaguely remember that but idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979314)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:58 AM
Author: deep location

yes, but they were imgur links that the site deleted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979354)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:44 AM
Author: saffron fluffy corner

that one time a board bitch boi got really mad about some inconsequential thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979316)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:03 AM
Author: Fighting brilliant mental disorder

jack frost TP showing up and shilling for a weird mix of stuff like the thomas piketty book on economics and various computer games and being mocked for obvious autism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979360)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984045)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Cracking hilarious stock car twinkling uncleanness

Post this in your sig if you hate Jack frost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984404)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 4:51 AM
Author: Curious sepia range masturbator

jack frost = alia = crypto chick pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984709)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Laughsome lay legend

alia was estrada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#49151588)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:15 AM
Author: iridescent keepsake machete

Was the Filipina maid attractive ? Old or young? Did he give details how the encounter went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979378)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:23 AM
Author: chocolate dashing stag film telephone

and what was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979387)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: deep location

no; she was in her mid-40's or something and seemed kind of dowdy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979522)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:05 AM
Author: aquamarine motley immigrant

and he put it in her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980251)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:08 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

i put it in every hole she had

and took pics



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980264)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:16 AM
Author: aquamarine motley immigrant

post pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980292)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

in office i think the original thread has them

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008180&mc=225&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980370)



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Date: November 4th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

found them

https://imgur.com/a/PZ49BaI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47021142)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:23 AM
Author: carmine passionate ceo

something about diapers and baby goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979389)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:24 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

she was not filipina, she was mexican

and that thread got over 300 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979390)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle White French Chef

Yes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983740)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: Diverse spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983746)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:43 AM
Author: stirring blue school cafeteria indirect expression

JENKEM PIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979501)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:17 AM
Author: Dark Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980049)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:59 AM
Author: cyan partner cruise ship

How about that time sp raped his Asian son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979615)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:05 AM
Author: aquamarine motley immigrant

i remember that! crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980253)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible nofapping abode

Some xo poa leased a car and they fucked up the contract or something in his favor I forget the details though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979721)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:33 AM
Author: contagious parlor

like when BlueSmoke missed the bus to LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979755)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Abusive coral quadroon

And there was an edited gif of her running alongside a school bus, banging on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983178)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:35 PM
Author: contagious parlor

LMAO! damn, i missed that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983371)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:39 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983387)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985622)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: Tan chest-beating tanning salon

And still (if you believe her) managed to get a 173.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995933)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 3:32 AM
Author: electric psychic casino

Huge debate over whether zelda is an rpg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979909)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 3:43 AM
Author: deep location

the carbozo scandal where he exposed his lack of understanding of interest rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979915)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 3:56 AM
Author: Titillating Idiot Brethren

That one treeman / dude whatever's post from like 2013 still makes me laugh when it pops up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46979928)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:52 AM
Author: translucent adventurous area elastic band

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980014)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:26 AM
Author: Titillating Idiot Brethren

wish i had it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980058)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

are you talking about this one https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&mc=236&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980095)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Titillating Idiot Brethren

hahaha that's the one. Always amazed when poasters dig stuff up especially after great scramble pre-prandemmy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980183)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Titillating Idiot Brethren

guess i was 3 years off. 2016.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980185)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crotch

This is one of the foundational XO Trump era texts. Calling this obscure is like poasting in a thread about favorite obscure Sopranos characters and saying “I like that guy Paulie Walnuts.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980254)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980262)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged codepig

what makes it even better is it turned out to all be true and he got disbarred for this cuck stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983199)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: Cracking hilarious stock car twinkling uncleanness

link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984415)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged codepig

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5138192&mc=44&forum_id=2#45132057

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986593)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:08 AM
Author: Milky set

the jmaw incident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980029)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

Buying burritos on credit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980166)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988292)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 8:58 AM
Author: pink faggot firefighter theater

CHANG+ crypto threading was always entertaining

Boiling Sierra Mist to treat lunch cancer

Silverado threading during COVID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980238)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: black theater stage

in re the matter of chung+’s visit to chipotle, in which he charms the line worker making his “chicken salad”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980380)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:00 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad

the ragnustracker highlighting the extreme mental illness of top megapoasters and their small army of alts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980241)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:06 AM
Author: Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980256)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:23 PM
Author: flushed reading party orchestra pit

RSF and DBG were always in or around the top five posters by volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983111)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

i was a legit top 3 poaster for weeks on there, and the margin between the top 5 and the 95 others was ENORMOUS

like exponentially different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983163)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Curious sepia range masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984342)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: Bateful Buck-toothed Sanctuary Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988314)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: chocolate dashing stag film telephone

GREAT subplot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984372)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling crotch

:D’s poker career always felt underdiscussed, presumably bc of the outting nature of the discussion, but worrying about his outting is like worrying that a 50-something career prostitute might be slutty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46980265)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

Doctors Hate Him live poasting his run at wsop was a nice feel good moment for the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46982894)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 5:40 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

the one that rudolph tanked and someone created a timeline of the guys success until rudolph posted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46982993)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:30 PM
Author: flushed reading party orchestra pit

speaking of rudolph, seems like XO's current lineup has forgotten all about the dead mother's corpse meme and rudolph offering to pay rach and anyone else for poaster's personal information so he could hunt them down and make them suffer. that was 180 content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983125)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: deep location

people also forgot that rudolph was an extension of the 'degenerate bad-luck gambler' persona pioneered by MachoBreeze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983901)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 4:59 AM
Author: Charismatic station toilet seat

To be fair,

If you listen closely late at night, sometimes way off in the distance you can still hear Rudolph driving to my house to beat my ass. Someday, he'll get here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984716)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 7:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored box office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989332)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:24 PM
Author: ivory arousing chapel black woman

The Bryant Park NYC fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983112)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: Irradiated coldplay fan gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983375)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:24 PM
Author: flushed reading party orchestra pit

i remember the crazies like ernie menard and the daniel brau stalker.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983113)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:53 PM
Author: deep location

'daniel brou and the mommy incentive' was a classic of deranged spam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983194)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: fragrant sickened public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47095313)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:26 PM
Author: doobsian magical scourge upon the earth new version

i always liked that food truck guy, forget his name tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983120)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

Phineasgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983145)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:00 PM
Author: talented hot rehab

He was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988316)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:02 PM
Author: cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988324)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 10:13 PM
Author: misunderstood native weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997277)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:57 PM
Author: Cobalt church building cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983203)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Metal Plaza Factory Reset Button

Some freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984422)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: Spruce Embarrassed To The Bone Kitty Cat Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988297)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: shimmering point macaca

The Museum of Modern Robocop Art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983132)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: Irradiated coldplay fan gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983379)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: Coiffed dull regret

This was a real gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996837)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:57 PM
Author: Cobalt church building cuckoldry

LarryJoeBird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983201)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:21 PM
Author: aquamarine motley immigrant

did he kill himself fr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983315)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king

tcq.

iirc someone here emailed him after he disappeared and he responded but said he wasnt doing great. tried emailing again at a later date...no response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985145)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: aquamarine motley immigrant

was he the guy into dinosaurs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996542)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996544)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998916)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Cobalt church building cuckoldry

that was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997196)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king

did i have that right? no response...probably dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998914)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: Wild boyish center clown

FATCEPS' Tinder / cheatmo threading was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983381)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:09 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984488)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad

(fatceps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985124)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:15 PM
Author: bearded puce depressive temple

People alleged I am a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983729)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: Lime Patrolman

Earl DESTROYING a kid's ankle during a basketball game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983903)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

i feel like i remember earl live streaming the BLM riots in sf

and then ragnus livestreaming on twitch while he coded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46983983)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:10 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig

He also live-streamed a job interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984489)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:26 PM
Author: purple drunken incel

Rudolph destroying that guy in the world series of poker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984361)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: doobsian magical scourge upon the earth new version

had his reputation of being an awful sports bettor/gambler been established by then? or did that incident seal it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984384)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:49 AM
Author: purple drunken incel

Established a decade before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985167)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984462)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: Bateful Buck-toothed Sanctuary Nibblets

I hopped into one of those once and it was just doobs there by himself. I left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988309)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Meetinghouse Rigpig

I liked it when people poasted pics of their fridges. That went on a few times over a few months maybe 5-6 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984492)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:52 AM
Author: Grizzly Angry Liquid Oxygen

DVP admitting that he beat his little cousin almost to death and then poasting every single day begging for advice to avoid getting arrested for it.

The dude who came on xoxo asking for advice about hiring escorts and then proceeded to basically live blog his first tryst with an escort on xoxo. He kept worrying about "pedro pablo" (or something like that) hiding in the closet and jumping out to kill him if the girl gave the signal.

beebee rallying the entire bort to his side by claiming that he was wronged by the administration at HLS before the bort slowly realized that he is completely fucking insane.

Did you know that there was a poaster who posed for Playboy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46984656)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:42 AM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

beebee was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985698)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:14 AM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

doobs describing his first sexual experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985021)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

There was a lot of flipping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985079)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:24 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

i was there when he wrote his famous "heh she likes to fuck" line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985091)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

also one time he described his ex gf and how she cheated on him multiple times with some guy in prison and linked to his mugshots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985093)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Milky set

Heh, wet. Heh, weird. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985151)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen

It was too wet, mushy, and felt weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986458)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen

also refunkulus' friend making out with doobs' wife at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986462)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler

that was lamarcus's friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986540)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:32 PM
Author: Dark Kitchen

oh yeah cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986597)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:28 AM
Author: gold site mexican

Panagiotis/CM Sydott/Ace poasting on here while attending community college and actually going through his post xo-retirement plan (Columbia General Studies-->law degree-->work at dad's shitlaw practice-->become elected Dem in NYC). He wasn't a high profile poaster but I'm surprised this doesn't get much attention considering how well known he is now - not just in NYC but nationally - and there is actually some big real estate/Wall Street money behind him potentially challenging Adams in a primary for NYC mayor. The guy literally outlined his plans on the board multiple times and actually executed on it. Pretty cool IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985096)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

(Ace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985106)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:38 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985120)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996556)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

Sabu getting cucked by box in realtime.

Evan's lamentable experiment with heterosexuality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985098)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: fragrant sickened public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47095333)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

ned pointsman creating the very short lived xo newsletter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985104)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

That was great



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985108)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

He was really good at it to and the attention to detail was amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985110)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:49 AM
Author: purple drunken incel

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985163)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: soggy startled queen of the night parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997312)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:48 AM
Author: vibrant market idea he suggested

Advocate dating Rowan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985156)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: Lime Patrolman

Doobs' witch mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985599)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985620)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

rasqie cat dowsing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985600)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise trailer park

slimy tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985636)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

*shudder*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985648)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: Lime Patrolman

Julia stripping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985613)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: Lime Patrolman

Guacgate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985616)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:32 AM
Author: purple drunken incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988967)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise trailer park

anyone else remember 174? Machobreeze? fulano?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985628)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

yes also doesn't fulano still poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985650)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 6:51 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

Fulano literally has poasted itt you dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996834)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Sable 180 mad-dog skullcap

174 isn't lesser known.

more like emblematic of what xoxo was and what it was intended to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47014319)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz turquoise trailer park

Didnt some Jew bitch have a brown spot at her asshole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985640)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

Box Brown bears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985652)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

The whole bort getting into the Sex Factor porno audition show and someone pretending to be the weird Doobsian 'The Colonel' guy and poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985701)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:44 AM
Author: Curious sepia range masturbator

The Colonel did post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985707)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985714)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay stage headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997270)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: green aromatic house doctorate

we had a livethread from someone in boston post-marathon bombing. it was wild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985715)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

uncle ruslan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985722)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

But it was tax day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985724)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: mahogany nudist senate

Ted Cruz tp destroying MiG in a philosophy debate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985766)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

iirc twist officiated and it was embarrassing for all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985772)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

Is this the time ted Cruz wrote out this huge 20 page dissertation that everyone laughed at and then like a month later people were like that paper was actually cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46985871)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:25 PM
Author: floppy out-of-control friendly grandma heaven

yeah, MiG is still MAF for getting pwned by Ted Cruz tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986552)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:59 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

its hard to remember this but he was certain he was made for biglaw for a number of years before he dropped out and started doing doordash for Moe's Southwest Grill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986179)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 3:27 PM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad

my personal favorite tctp storyline was when he responded to a craigslist job posting from david fleischman at ortho mattress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986877)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

Shrew GF twitter account had potential but whoever was running it gave up too quickly.

https://twitter.com/ShrewGF/status/647036550090506240

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986139)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: green aromatic house doctorate

"i just had sex with someone NOT my boyfriend"

not lesser known but it is old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986169)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: Rose trip stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986214)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:12 PM
Author: Sable 180 mad-dog skullcap

i might be giant or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47014320)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:58 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler

pretzel cheating on her husband with alpha law school bros, then moving to england, marrying some turd, bitching about him and getting divorced again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986177)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: green aromatic house doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986185)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 1:01 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

brah that was like a 2000 post thread.

i never even posted in it because i didnt want to ruin my "poasted in" with some perpetual link at the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986189)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler

it burned hot but was quickly forgotten, particularly after whok left since he was lusting after that aging shrew for some godawful reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986195)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: purple drunken incel

She was at Dook Law, right? And they were living in Iowa or someplace similar before she abandoned her husband to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986409)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler

think she was in wisconsin with hubby. dunno where she went to ls, thought it was in nyc for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986465)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:10 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

jfc do you even know the board central figures at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986473)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:15 PM
Author: purple drunken incel

Did she go to Dook Law? I feel like Wisconsin is right after he said it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986499)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:19 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

yes, duke and Wisconsin. fun fact: she knew barzini irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986521)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 1:50 PM
Author: purple drunken incel

That was a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986400)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:13 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

blondielaw

1. using a debit card because she thought she would accrue interest on a credit card immediately.

2. shitlaw steve iq off the charts and guacgate plus a classic dine and dash

3. staying with nyuug for free in his apartment because he was a betaass bitch who wouldnt make a move

4. something about a microwave but that was typical southern birdbrain shit. still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986488)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Indecent heady office

The antics of nycfan who I think was still around in 2004. His protege Kant later died in a mountain climbing accident in Argentina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986514)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:22 PM
Author: talented hot rehab

Chat live with a Mormon missionary was a fun day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986534)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: Abusive coral quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46987257)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 1:26 AM
Author: Grizzly Angry Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989075)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: marvelous business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46990728)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:31 PM
Author: fragrant sickened public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47095340)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad

some of the more minor but still 180 ragnus subplots:

- the era in his life when he was working at a chinese restaurant and fucking black chicks in a community college parking lot

- his complete indifference to marriage/divorce, I just lost track after a while. I think he eventually stayed put once he had a kid

- grainy video of him flicking a lighter with one hand

- pics from his trip to china where he absolutely towered over everyone in the village

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986895)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit

on balance, ragnus threads have probably made me audibly LOL more often than any other poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986897)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:05 PM
Author: cordovan nighttime property philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988335)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: french hyperventilating nursing home roast beef

He also live blogged a hot girl in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46986990)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:18 PM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

colt going nuts and outting people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988386)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: mahogany nudist senate

colt eating a bowl of Wendy's chili and thinking it was the best damn gumbo in Houston, TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988508)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:51 PM
Author: mahogany nudist senate

here's a Ted Cruz tp story.

He applied to some job (I forgot which one). He had a phone interview with the HR lady. She invited him for an in-person interview. TC tp skipped the interview. The HR lady emailed him and asked what happened. TC tp says, "oh sorry, I got the dates mixed up. Can we reschedule?"

HR lady says yes. 2nd interview rolls around and TC tp skips this one too. Same thing happened with HR lady asking why he didn't show up. He says, "sorry, I had car trouble. Can we reschedule?" HR Lady agrees and they reschedule again. Ted Cruz tp skips the interview for a 3rd time. This time, the HR lady gets really pissed and says there won't be another interview, sorry. I told TC tp to say that he's going through a very troubling family issue at the moment. Tell her your brother has decided to transition into a woman and it's thrown a real wrench into your family. Ask to reschedule for a 4th time. TC tp did this and the Har lady agreed. Surely, the 4th time is the charm. 4th interview rolled around and Ted Cruz tp didn't show up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988545)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: talented hot rehab

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988963)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:36 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988979)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 7:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored box office boiling water

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989334)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling pungent double fault hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989713)



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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

Atomic Tangerine showing up every few months to give detailed likely true stories of fucking well known pornstar escorts. It was 180 content until he eventually admitted he also got with tranny porn escorts who would fuck him in the ass. It got a little too weird after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988571)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 10:25 AM
Author: green aromatic house doctorate

there was also a well known tranny fucker with a lower case sudo, frank--fred? it was mid 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989733)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Rose trip stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997040)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:13 AM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

Doobs getting shot in alaska

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988939)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 12:30 AM
Author: talented hot rehab

Lmao cr. I can’t believe this place exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46988964)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: harsh appetizing newt

and the story mysteriously disappearing from the web

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996863)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 7:08 AM
Author: deep location

anthrit and general ryu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46989317)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Lime Patrolman

Someone making a joke about bloodacte being fat and thousands of poasts following with altered names of books and movies referencing his obesity

"American Pastaroll"

"A Thousand Years of Salty Food"

"A Farewell to Arms Lost to Diabetes"

"For Whom the Taco Bells"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46990705)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: mint crackhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2370331&mc=1088&forum_id=2

My favorite: The Great Fatsby



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995883)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 9:03 AM
Author: Lime Patrolman

Just imagine being bloodacre and watching that thread develop LJFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998460)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 9:05 AM
Author: black theater stage

it spawned several sequels over the years that were great in their own right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998465)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Brass hell preventive strike

No one but Craig Counsel / whatever his name is now ever brings up RSF's piglet / colchet saga which was some of the unchillest posting of all time. 99% of posters would've retired in shame after that but people have written off RSF a long time ago and don't hold him to any standards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46990726)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Brass hell preventive strike

Nutella responding under her own username (not pumo) with a post like "Why do you guys hate on nutella so much? She actually has less hubris and more results than say TMF, something something why do people root for her to lose her job etc"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46990739)



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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Brass hell preventive strike

Exeunt got like no blowback for his SBF groupie-ing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46990743)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: flushed reading party orchestra pit

people probably don't remember how the box came to XO. she was live broadcasting and poasting and some borderline chaturbate 'LOOK AT ME ATTENNNTTION!!!' site and XO found her and most began interacting because she was super young at the time -- may be not even 18.

she immediately migrated over here, 'cracked' XO lingo and culture, received nonstop attention for a few months and thereby a long and profound addiction was born.

she also banged at minimum 6 posters but that is a different story.

she continued to post nonstop including often posting straight through entire weekends her freshman year of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995826)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: mint crackhouse

Johnsmeyer Chicago gang wars tweets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995878)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic station toilet seat

To be fair,

bothered is a tragically forgotten figure now, even though he was one of the most hilarious characters in XO history. His devotion to eating McDs alone in his car in the parking lot every single day for years on end was stunning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995901)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:40 PM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad

my favorite botheredism was how he collected used miatas. I always pictured some random suburban home in NJ with a bunch of miatas strewn across the yard, organized by day of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995955)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

i think he just traded one for another multiple times over. they're like wranglers where they don't really go down in value over time if you keep them up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997057)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 9:33 PM
Author: vibrant market idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997216)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Underhanded lavender brunch shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46995918)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 4:49 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

PN hiding in the bushes to jump luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46996532)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 8:11 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

nutella bragging about how her alchy husband fucks her in the ass and nuts on her face. also Julia getting her ass fingered on the first hookup with some dude. neither of those got the traction they intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997030)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: supple address marketing idea

Dat ass is double stitched, by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997046)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 9:29 PM
Author: deep location

rowan described the first time she got buttfucked in a thread. she said it hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997208)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 9:29 PM
Author: deep location

howard stern TP's graphic sexual obsession with ponky's vulva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997209)



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Date: October 29th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: Thriller adulterous feces

Someone liveblogged two randos' date at a brewery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46997309)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: poppy round eye

I miss NM's posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998614)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Bright Exhilarant Lodge Police Squad

the guy (think he had "chinese" in his name, but not to be confused with old college board poster ncchinesedude) who constantly posted "IRL not always perfect but it always real. live irl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998848)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: sienna swollen home

Roger Luo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998850)



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Date: October 30th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Deer Antler

that was Chinesedude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#46998852)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: know-it-all associate blood rage

Johnsmeyer getting John Rocker to respond to him on Twitter about “deer training”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47011487)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 12:02 PM
Author: black theater stage

jm tp portraying montel williams on his signature style, presenting his work to his subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47011497)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: offensive honey-headed generalized bond halford

its insane how many instances johnsmeyer has been in the spotlight

i distinctly remember a time like 2-3 weeks maybe where a johnsmeyer story was in the msm every single day and the bort was going insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47011533)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: hideous fantasy-prone national chad

he sure knows how to write a hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47014308)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Laughsome lay legend

pretty sure johnsmeyer did a really amazing post on reddit about "dirt balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#49151591)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:12 PM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

BOBBY DIGITAL’s bespoke tourist itineraries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47014322)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 10:13 PM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy

Dr wyrm’s bizarre saga with a psychotic (as in totally detached from reality) wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47014323)



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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:32 PM
Author: deep location

i thought today about FAGGOT ABUSE, the 2011 gay porn DVD that halford used to post as a warning against degeneracy. and its stars, Str8ThugMaster and Gay Pig Slave.

"This guy says he fixed my car, but I know he's full of crap. I can tell by the way he looks at me that this Mother Fucker is a faggot. I take off my belt, whip him, wrap it around his neck. I make him lick ass, and suck dick. I shove huge black dildo Deep in his gay ass, fuck him, and make him put a big butt plug in. Then I whip him several more times. 100% amateur."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47020775)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: orange rebellious laser beams puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47095317)



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Date: November 13th, 2023 2:19 PM
Author: misanthropic forum

Timothy Smith becoming the first XO poster to bang a chick born in the 1990s. This was in 2006 I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47051422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Hairless wrinkle

TropesNIU vs Bbooom rivalry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2Elisa#47717360)