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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
irradiated hospital
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
histrionic quadroon
  03/02/24
...
Aromatic navy state private investor
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Cerebral Library Depressive
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
irradiated hospital
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Cerebral Library Depressive
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
irradiated hospital
  03/02/24
lmao
Unhinged home
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Sticky Faggotry Lettuce
  03/03/24
...
Salmon Fantasy-prone Clown
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
contagious alcoholic halford
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
onyx market
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
onyx market
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Doobsian costumed lodge
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Concupiscible stage sound barrier
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Sinister nofapping locus
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Hideous Sooty Resort
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
violent famous landscape painting
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Dashing goal in life parlor
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
aphrodisiac sickened newt nursing home
  03/02/24
...
Medicated shrine
  03/02/24
...
crimson vivacious national
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Medicated shrine
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
crimson vivacious national
  03/02/24
...
Unhinged home
  03/03/24
...
maize cruise ship
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Twinkling ratface
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
olive legend
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
olive legend
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
hyperactive electric furnace corner
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Cerebral Library Depressive
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Balding selfie psychic
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
supple frum property idea he suggested
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Alcoholic Giraffe Round Eye
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
brindle sick plaza pistol
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Sinister nofapping locus
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Doobsian costumed lodge
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Dashing goal in life parlor
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Dashing goal in life parlor
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
amber telephone
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
federal place of business toilet seat
  03/03/24
"shit"
violent famous landscape painting
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
lake motley antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
rose cuck
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
federal place of business toilet seat
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Slippery big-titted mexican
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
glittery trailer park
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
high-end philosopher-king stag film
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
coiffed lay idiot
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
exciting stage
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
onyx market
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
contagious alcoholic halford
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
federal place of business toilet seat
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Ruby Theatre
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Ruby Theatre
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/11/24
...
light whorehouse liquid oxygen
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
French office macaca
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Dashing goal in life parlor
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Dashing goal in life parlor
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Hideous Sooty Resort
  03/11/24
...
French office macaca
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Ruby Theatre
  03/11/24
120
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  03/11/24
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Salmon Fantasy-prone Clown
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/12/24
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appetizing cheese-eating stead therapy
  03/12/24
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Tan Racy Crackhouse Mad Cow Disease
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Sinister nofapping locus
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
180 kitchen
  03/13/24
...
bright puppy
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Crusty Son Of Senegal
  03/13/24
...
Aromatic navy state private investor
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
180 kitchen
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
French office macaca
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
clear principal's office ceo
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Slippery big-titted mexican
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
glittery trailer park
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
exciting stage
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
bright puppy
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
Sinister nofapping locus
  03/13/24
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Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
180 kitchen
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Flushed dead police squad rehab
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Doobsian costumed lodge
  03/16/24
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swollen wild stain area
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Aromatic navy state private investor
  03/16/24
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light whorehouse liquid oxygen
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
glittery trailer park
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: irradiated hospital

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: histrionic quadroon

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Aromatic navy state private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Library Depressive

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: irradiated hospital

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Library Depressive

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: irradiated hospital

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Unhinged home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Sticky Faggotry Lettuce

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Salmon Fantasy-prone Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: contagious alcoholic halford

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: onyx market

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: onyx market

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Doobsian costumed lodge

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible stage sound barrier

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Sinister nofapping locus

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Hideous Sooty Resort

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: violent famous landscape painting

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life parlor

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sickened newt nursing home

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Medicated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: crimson vivacious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Medicated shrine

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: crimson vivacious national

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Unhinged home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: maize cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Twinkling ratface

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: olive legend

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: olive legend

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: hyperactive electric furnace corner

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Library Depressive

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Balding selfie psychic

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: supple frum property idea he suggested

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Giraffe Round Eye

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: brindle sick plaza pistol

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Sinister nofapping locus

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Doobsian costumed lodge

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life parlor

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life parlor

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: amber telephone

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: federal place of business toilet seat

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: violent famous landscape painting

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: lake motley antidepressant drug

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: hyperventilating den haunted graveyard

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: rose cuck

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: rusted cracking masturbator house

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: federal place of business toilet seat

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Slippery big-titted mexican

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: glittery trailer park

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: high-end philosopher-king stag film

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: coiffed lay idiot

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: exciting stage

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: onyx market

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: contagious alcoholic halford

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: federal place of business toilet seat

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Ruby Theatre

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Ruby Theatre

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: light whorehouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: French office macaca

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life parlor

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Dashing goal in life parlor

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Hideous Sooty Resort

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: French office macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Ruby Theatre

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: aquamarine galvanic school

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Salmon Fantasy-prone Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating stead therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Tan Racy Crackhouse Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Sinister nofapping locus

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: 180 kitchen

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: bright puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Crusty Son Of Senegal

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Aromatic navy state private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: 180 kitchen

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: French office macaca

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: clear principal's office ceo

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Slippery big-titted mexican

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: glittery trailer park

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: exciting stage

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: bright puppy

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Doobsian costumed lodge

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Curious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Jet-lagged violent hall kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: talking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: light whorehouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: vigorous business firm

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Sinister nofapping locus

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: 180 kitchen

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Flushed dead police squad rehab

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Doobsian costumed lodge

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: swollen wild stain area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mental Disorder Garrison

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Aromatic navy state private investor

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: light whorehouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired slate public bath scourge upon the earth

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: henna marvelous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: black immigrant church

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: splenetic sienna university

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: glittery trailer park

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: bistre electric generalized bond temple

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: appetizing cheese-eating stead therapy

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Geriatric Gas Station

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Crusty Son Of Senegal

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Ruby Theatre

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Citrine Address

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Elisa#49545077)