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My firm hired two SEC sorority girls for the summer temp jobs

They are both 20 but because I'm old I thought they were in ...
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
None will have you. Find yourself a nice bipolar 40yo shrew ...
slap-happy business firm generalized bond
  05/27/24
Wow. That's not very encouraging, sir!
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
Tell us about your watch.
slap-happy business firm generalized bond
  05/27/24
Which one?
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
The one you are wearing today for starters.
slap-happy business firm generalized bond
  05/27/24
Vacheron Constintin 222 stainless steel black dial with gold...
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
The 222 is for faggots.
slap-happy business firm generalized bond
  05/27/24
Tcr
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
lol at engaging with valen for any reason other than to call...
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Who tf is valen
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  05/31/24
Get to HR.
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  05/27/24
I live in the South bud. It's a laid back environment. No on...
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
180 butt slap
Burgundy cumskin
  05/27/24
(Out of touch Boomer who thinks the younger staff is "c...
sticky chapel
  05/31/24
I'm not a hundred
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/31/24
Update on the butt slap or at least, pix of the butt in ques...
Burgundy cumskin
  06/01/24
"Partners routinely try and marry me off, a balding man...
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tcr
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  06/01/24
I don’t think you’re supposed to spend much time...
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  05/27/24
Counterpoint this is Texas and no one cares/practically enco...
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
I’m in Alabama and idk idc just saying the world is mo...
zombie-like clown stage
  05/27/24
Best of luck sir
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
LJL at bald red faced yellow toothed OP chatting up these so...
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  05/27/24
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"good looking, but I'm fat as fuck and am too lazy to l...
sticky chapel
  05/31/24
Hot fat
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/31/24
TBF as the male of the species all he needs is enough money.
slap-happy business firm generalized bond
  05/27/24
Keep telling yourself that I wonder why my rich friend just...
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  05/27/24
it's all about status and Height is a huge component of that...
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180
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Which sorority
bright hot forum
  05/27/24
Stfu doobs
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
I always lol at the fact XOers think it’s possible.
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because dudes in their 30s and 40s have never once blown up ...
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TBF the chicks dudes do this with are usually just as overwh...
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Soo cr. A junior law shrew wearing sweaters in July is what ...
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Slide and let do.
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I stand corrected
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Link?
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What's #1's number?
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zippy primrose stage
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Very, highly, accurate in my experience
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i appreciate this fantasy but it's not true to life
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how many junior associates do those guys have?
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  05/27/24
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  05/27/24
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  05/27/24
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  05/27/24
piggy-back, I assume
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  05/27/24
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  05/27/24
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  05/27/24
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Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House
  05/27/24
She's hotter than your wife
Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/27/24
She is a beat Jewish demon.
Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House
  05/27/24
Enough about your ugly wife
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  05/27/24
zzz is not married and the wife and kids shit is fantasy
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  05/30/24
based
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  05/31/24
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  05/28/24
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ljl at "intimissimi" that's shrewgear. these girl...
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  06/01/24
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  05/31/24
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Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin
  05/31/24
lot of evidence itt that you're a loser
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  05/31/24
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  06/01/24
lol at this being a 130-post thread
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zippy primrose stage
  06/01/24
We are all hoping for pics
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  06/01/24
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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

They are both 20 but because I'm old I thought they were in high school.

One goes to Arkansas. Tall skinny blonde. Subjective 9/10. Talked to her briefly about country music, Fayetteville. She said she wants to get married and have kids right away. Wears cross jewelry. Her entire personality is Hot Chick. She also mentioned being insecure about her looks multiple times. She is literally physical perfection. Giggled about having a fake ID and never being turned away.

Other chick goes to Ole Miss. 6/10 but good personality. Seems clever. We talked about JP Staples and she said the whole school was proud of him and when Trump posted about it they were all proud.

Which one should I wife folks? Ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694752)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: slap-happy business firm generalized bond

None will have you. Find yourself a nice bipolar 40yo shrew on SSDI on Hinge instead. It's what you deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694756)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Wow. That's not very encouraging, sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694759)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: slap-happy business firm generalized bond

Tell us about your watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694761)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694763)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: slap-happy business firm generalized bond

The one you are wearing today for starters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694765)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Vacheron Constintin 222 stainless steel black dial with gold accents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694769)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: slap-happy business firm generalized bond

The 222 is for faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694773)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694776)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: bistre heady macaca fat ankles

lol at engaging with valen for any reason other than to call him a retarded jewish faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709978)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Who tf is valen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709984)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous box office bbw

Hhuunnghnnn—*weakly squirts watery, acidic Cialis ropes that impotently dry within seconds*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694794)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: sticky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707134)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misunderstood Death Wish Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707236)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: electric locus

Get to HR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694758)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

I live in the South bud. It's a laid back environment. No one cares about office relationships. Partners routinely try and marry me off to their teen dotters. It's fratty and chill. No one bats an eye here. It's practically like Mad Men. It's encouraged. I may slap her on the butt soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694762)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: Burgundy cumskin

180 butt slap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696146)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: sticky chapel

(Out of touch Boomer who thinks the younger staff is "cool" with his creepiness)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707137)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

I'm not a hundred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707151)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Burgundy cumskin

Update on the butt slap or at least, pix of the butt in question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709969)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"Partners routinely try and marry me off, a balding man in my 40's, to their teenage daughters. Nobody bats an eye here!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#49295519)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: disturbing sandwich abode

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710699)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: zombie-like clown stage

I don’t think you’re supposed to spend much time talking to females in the workplace especially Hot ones. Like it seems like nbd but it’s just not worth it, some shrew will plot your demise now ostensibly for some unrelated reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694766)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Counterpoint this is Texas and no one cares/practically encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694768)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: zombie-like clown stage

I’m in Alabama and idk idc just saying the world is more gay and retarded than you can imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694771)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Best of luck sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694784)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Stirring Regret Degenerate

LJL at bald red faced yellow toothed OP chatting up these southern belles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694775)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Full head of hair. Teeth definitely slightly yellow. I am p good looking although I gained a lot of weight during Covid and had yet to get slim again. This could be the motivation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694781)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: sticky chapel

"good looking, but I'm fat as fuck and am too lazy to lose any of it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707144)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Hot fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707149)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: slap-happy business firm generalized bond

TBF as the male of the species all he needs is enough money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694783)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Mildly autistic tanning salon wagecucks

Keep telling yourself that

I wonder why my rich friend just got stature surgery then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694802)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Poppy well-lubricated foreskin police squad

it's all about status and Height is a huge component of that. but plenty of short richmos do fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694827)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misunderstood Death Wish Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694800)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695409)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: wild nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704088)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: bright hot forum

Which sorority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694779)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Stfu doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694782)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: zippy primrose stage

I always lol at the fact XOers think it’s possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694817)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Poppy well-lubricated foreskin police squad

because dudes in their 30s and 40s have never once blown up their career and marriage by fucking a secretary or intern?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694821)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: slap-happy business firm generalized bond

TBF the chicks dudes do this with are usually just as overwhelmingly ugly as the dude and his hag wife. Monica Lewinsky was basically a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694828)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misunderstood Death Wish Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694830)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: abnormal histrionic corn cake idea he suggested

Soo cr. A junior law shrew wearing sweaters in July is what op should be dreaming of. Miss Teen Arkansas isn't coming within 100 yards of this decrepit ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695149)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

She really is that hot. It's isnane. Makes me weep. High waist pants. Can probably wrap my hands around her waist and have the fingertips touch. About 5'10". Perky Bs. Really, really pretty. Natural blonde. Kms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695168)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: sticky chapel

Brother, let me be honest with you:

If she's as HAWT and PERKY as you describe, then you're never getting a whiff of that puss.

She's probably been brought knowing that she is on a countdown to snag a moderately successful CHAD before her limited window of beauty starts to close.

She has no incentive to waste any of that time on a non-equity, balding, Gen-X with a growing paunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707152)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

You're just a naysayer. Women like you for who you are on the inside. Chad is a state of mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709968)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: sticky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707145)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

At least I'm talking to these real women in real life. Yeah I'll likely get scooped by a dirtbag in a lifted truck and mud flaps who can sing Morgan Wallen cover tunes. But at least I'm in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694823)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: bossy scarlet ape theatre

Slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694824)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Startled Trust Fund Goyim

aren't you in construction? why does your construction site have partners and hot young interns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694837)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: bright hot forum

Didn’t you watch sopranos S5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694859)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Startled Trust Fund Goyim

I stand corrected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694883)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misunderstood Death Wish Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694884)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Adventurous Deer Antler Site

brother you've got to take some swings. maybe that means laying the groundwork first, but get it done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694838)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Mci

I am somewhat of a charming bastard. If I get fired I can always work on the oil pipeline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694839)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Deer Antler Site

cr. but come on you won't get fired, just try to make the move in a private setting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695999)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:21 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Should I go with did it hurt when you fell from heaven or just do the lick message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696009)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House

Online relationship with the Box to SEC 9. Anything is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694856)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

I cover a lot of ground. I'm versatile. I'll tell her about The Box while drinking Miller Lights in the back of her dad's truck. There's thousands of SEC sorority girls but only one of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694861)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Talented overrated dog poop rehab

“I have the 350k house. I have the six figure career. You may be the insanely hot sorority girl with 100+k followers on four different social media platforms, and consequently you could buy my house with your average weekend shopping haul video spend, but I’m the prize!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704178)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: appetizing naked home knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704194)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

I found her insta. 2k followers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709971)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Burgundy cumskin

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710600)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: titillating coral corner

What's #1's number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694881)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:13 AM
Author: zippy primrose stage

You’re not in the game at all. You have no idea what dating has become. It used to be these chicks would be showered with attention from the 100 best guys in the area. Now it’s the 100 best guys in the world. I’m not even joking. My female work friend is a 32 year old 7 and gets hit up by guys who straight up have boats and played in the NFL and bankers who look like movie stars and she straight up rejects them for minor bullshit.

Imagine a hot college chick? In a sorority? Lmao the difference between chicks now and 20 years ago is 20 years ago they thought “oh this creep is hitting on me? I’m going to ignore him!”

Now they can’t even fathom that you would hit on them because in their head it’s not even a possibility that you would be so stupid to think you have a shot. You’re not in the game AT ALL. Any niceness towards you is the same as that Disney chick being nice to the Tea cup.

If they wanna hook up with someone it’s NOT going to be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694893)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: Mildly autistic tanning salon wagecucks

Very, highly, accurate in my experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694904)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Thriller pit friendly grandma

So, you're saying there's a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694908)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694936)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Startled Trust Fund Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694976)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: wild nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704090)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#49295521)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694909)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Hold my beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694911)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Stirring Regret Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694914)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: drunken razzmatazz circlehead

Any niceness towards you is the same as that Disney chick being nice to the Tea cup

Holy shit looool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695511)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Stirring Regret Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695513)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Motley mewling rigor roommate

https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/84/35/84350fdfb6434522359cbc522eecffd1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696898)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:44 PM
Author: Talented overrated dog poop rehab

That’s the teapot, Belle and her were obvs lezzing out together for many years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704185)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous box office bbw

lmao.

i love xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695665)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Tripping party of the first part

TCR

This may have been possible BT (before Tinder), but online hookup apps have changed the game and she now has thousands of options instead of waiting for one of a few hundred guys in her circle to build up the nerve to face possible rejection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704042)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: sticky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707225)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#49295520)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Spectacular parlour

They want to date guys with 4 million followers. How many do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694962)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Poppy well-lubricated foreskin police squad

are we counting schizo poasters multiple personalities and alts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47694968)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

You do realize that there are dudes with zero money and fame who sleep with 10s, right? Like all the time. Hot chicks date totally losers. It's just not true they're all holding out for an A list guy. Take a look around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695019)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: abnormal histrionic corn cake idea he suggested

The scumbag qualities those guys have are completely alien to a poaster. You're closer to the 6-4 trust fund jetsetter than you are the dude who builds custom mudboggers for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695162)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695165)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: zippy primrose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695203)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Startled Trust Fund Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695210)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: sticky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707247)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:04 PM
Author: vigorous cuckoldry digit ratio

Those guys have huge dicks and get passed around by the girls themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695231)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Deer Antler Site

i appreciate this fantasy but it's not true to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710589)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Spectacular parlour

Is a guy with 4 million followers by definition rich and famous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695818)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: misanthropic aquamarine newt scourge upon the earth

how many junior associates do those guys have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704113)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Sable Cruel-hearted Field Boiling Water

So u live in some suburban Texas in your own house and work at a cor law firm trying to get a hot intern? I guess that's better than me working from home in Miami. Most people living around me are boomers or "young" families. I used to go on tinder moscow and then hop on a plane to moscow.. now tinder is banned in Moscow and I am fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695212)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling lay

hot chicks at work is the devil trolling you, do not give in remember that the glory of Rome is forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695219)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F2kx2uufj0dw81.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Df1a018bc437edd3a034e2d19aa2aaf20ea3c1ed5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695320)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695220)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: smoky national

hi, so you're the new intern around here this summer, i hear

hi, my name is ginny mae and i'm 20 and i can't wait to get married or have kids! but no guys will have me! :( they say i'm too skinny and my boobs are too big! (giggle) but i have a fake id if you want to get a beer tonight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695251)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 1:32 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

It's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695323)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Mauve Address Mexican

Life is 180 that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695739)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695395)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:32 PM
Author: marvelous box office bbw

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695674)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: appetizing naked home knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47703873)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: wild nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704091)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: sticky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707227)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House

Chatting up the cute new office intern on Memorial Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695401)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695408)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: Buff Nudist Piazza

Just spit out my Chik-Fil-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695414)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

It was on Friday dummy. I don't poast everything in real time. I'm at an event for Vietnam vets right now fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695604)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine

youre done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695612)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: Drab old irish cottage public bath

lol you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704173)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Magical very tactful center cuckold

The law's full majesty does scarcely break

For holidays. Even Sunday makes a space

To study Law, for Scripture is a part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695640)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: Chrome spot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696879)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: appetizing naked home knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47703874)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Burgundy cumskin

*doth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: crystalline passionate faggotry hell

Reminder: The OP once "dated" tbtp when she was in her 30's. They never fucked, even though she fucked multiple other poasters while they were "dating." Literally the best he could do was an online "relationship" when a 30-year poaster with BPD who has fucked nearly every other poaster on the bort (other than him). And now he thinks he is going to wife a 20-year-old SEC 9. Good luck with that is all I can say.

Also, thanks for the pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695721)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695741)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

I have video of tbtp riding me. In b4 not the win I think it is. But it really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695914)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Buff Nudist Piazza

piggy-back, I assume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695924)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

You really don't like me huh

Odd case. I think OP triggered you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695929)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Buff Nudist Piazza

That was a compliment tbh, assuming you could actually be wholesome and not a porn-addict freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695936)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

You think I'm a freak? Tbtp is a lot freakier than me. I had to pump the breaks on our sinning many a time. She's full throttle. Full throated, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695988)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House

I already have cottage cheese in my fridge. Would not click that link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695932)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

She's hotter than your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695937)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Flickering Carnelian Step-uncle's House

She is a beat Jewish demon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695951)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Enough about your ugly wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47695985)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Poppy well-lubricated foreskin police squad

zzz is not married and the wife and kids shit is fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47703988)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Misunderstood Death Wish Orchestra Pit

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47708777)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:49 AM
Author: crystalline passionate faggotry hell

Even if I assume that this is true, the fact that you fucked a 30-year-old BPD woman who has fucked nearly every other racist, autistic incel on our bort does not suggest that a 20-year-old SEC 9 would have any interest in fucking (much less wifing) you.

Also, I'm still waiting for the pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696873)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine

if your eyes werent shut while u were nutting in your dockers, you would've seen them recoiling from your coffee breath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696026)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

These law teens sploosh their Intimissimi when they meet an attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47696042)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: appetizing naked home knife

ljl at "intimissimi" that's shrewgear. these girls wear teal panties from Target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704131)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709973)



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Date: May 30th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: Drab old irish cottage public bath

lol @ the president of the simp crew simping out for some totally normal girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47704180)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Chest-beating Range Queen Of The Night

I used to be like this when I was 19.

While at university, I even asked this great bort on how to talk to girls I like at coffee shops.

Yes, I asked this bort FOR GIRL ADVICE.

Reading the op…I’m forever thankful to be born with a will that changed my life.

I’m sorry to the op. It’s a miserable existence. Perhaps you should kill self?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47706609)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

What? My life is pretty awesome lol. No depressionmo here. Wtf are you even talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47707093)



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Date: May 31st, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Bateful toilet seat shrine

lot of evidence itt that you're a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47708637)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Unholy turquoise garrison turdskin

Cr, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709983)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: angry fragrant masturbator

lol at this being a 130-post thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47709979)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: zippy primrose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710583)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Burgundy cumskin

We are all hoping for pics

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Date: June 1st, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: disturbing sandwich abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710701)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: crystalline passionate faggotry hell

Seriously, the OP needs to either poast pics or let this thread die. This thread is completely and utterly worthless without pics, and the thread title is egregious clickbait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710866)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Burgundy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#47710886)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (✅🍑)



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 23rd, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

got my eye on a couple of chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533113&forum_id=2Elisa#49294747)