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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
Adventurous seedy turdskin property
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Soul-stirring bbw useless brakes
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
useless university
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
aquamarine awkward marketing idea
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
useless university
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
useless university
  06/29/24
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impertinent beady-eyed dragon
  06/29/24
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Jet bawdyhouse stain
  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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Brindle Duck-like Site
  06/29/24
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rambunctious stage associate
  06/29/24
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Adventurous seedy turdskin property
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
impertinent beady-eyed dragon
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Supple angry immigrant hell
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
mauve ceo address
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
impertinent beady-eyed dragon
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
mauve ceo address
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
impertinent beady-eyed dragon
  06/29/24
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mauve ceo address
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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Underhanded library
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Supple angry immigrant hell
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
yellow famous landscape painting trust fund
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
mauve ceo address
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
yellow famous landscape painting trust fund
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
gaped razzle-dazzle place of business
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Jet bawdyhouse stain
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
flatulent stirring shrine nowag
  06/29/24
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Diverse home gaming laptop
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
motley keepsake machete
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Purple swollen round eye indirect expression
  06/29/24
Jfc
Claret fat ankles
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
rambunctious stage associate
  06/29/24
she did it again
Adventurous seedy turdskin property
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Tan school cafeteria
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Underhanded library
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Adventurous seedy turdskin property

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bbw useless brakes

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: useless university

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: aquamarine awkward marketing idea

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: useless university

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: useless university

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed dragon

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Jet bawdyhouse stain

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: curious pea-brained half-breed windowlicker

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Brindle Duck-like Site



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: rambunctious stage associate



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Adventurous seedy turdskin property



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed dragon

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Supple angry immigrant hell

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: mauve ceo address

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed dragon

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: mauve ceo address

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: impertinent beady-eyed dragon

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: mauve ceo address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: frisky outnumbered cruise ship regret

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Underhanded library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Supple angry immigrant hell

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: yellow famous landscape painting trust fund

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: mauve ceo address

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: yellow famous landscape painting trust fund

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: gaped razzle-dazzle place of business

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Jet bawdyhouse stain

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: flatulent stirring shrine nowag

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Diverse home gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: motley keepsake machete

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Purple swollen round eye indirect expression

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Claret fat ankles

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: rambunctious stage associate

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous seedy turdskin property

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Underhanded library

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bbw useless brakes

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2Elisa#49041232)