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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
vibrant flushed circlehead
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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aromatic address
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libs maf!
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NM is back
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God I hope so
aromatic address
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
vibrant flushed circlehead
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: vibrant flushed circlehead

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Coiffed Parlor Laser Beams

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Chocolate razzle mexican telephone



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Anal School Cafeteria Dog Poop

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired charcoal masturbator jewess



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Violet excitant sweet tailpipe people who are hurt



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: crimson vigorous electric furnace kitty cat

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling slate coffee pot

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Pungent duck-like organic girlfriend native



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: vibrant flushed circlehead

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: aromatic address



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: underhanded scarlet persian cuckold

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Supple keepsake machete nursing home



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: big-titted cumskin



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: glassy hospital

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Pungent duck-like organic girlfriend native

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: boyish frozen point french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: underhanded scarlet persian cuckold



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: cracking obsidian codepig stead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling slate coffee pot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: exciting volcanic crater theatre



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gold Ticket Booth

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: aromatic address

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: vibrant flushed circlehead

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Pungent duck-like organic girlfriend native

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Silver cowardly pit pistol



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: vibrant flushed circlehead



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy casino athletic conference



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed field



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: flesh shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Bat Shit Crazy Boltzmann National Security Agency



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: azure gas station sandwich



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic abusive sanctuary ratface



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Pungent duck-like organic girlfriend native



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: cracking obsidian codepig stead

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gold Ticket Booth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Henna Depressive

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gold Ticket Booth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: nubile pea-brained ladyboy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: flesh shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: flesh shrine



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Greedy Range



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: spectacular deer antler ape



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating brindle pervert rehab

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Pungent duck-like organic girlfriend native

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: wild beta menage mental disorder



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Henna Depressive

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: boyish frozen point french chef

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Elisa#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: vibrant flushed circlehead



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Pungent duck-like organic girlfriend native



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: vibrant flushed circlehead



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