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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Heady Library
  09/18/24
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translucent therapy
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
translucent therapy
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Heady Library
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Soggy talking business firm
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gold diverse hairy legs weed whacker
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Beady-eyed station mental disorder
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motley crawly principal's office hunting ground
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Heady Library
  09/18/24
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lilac violent plaza
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Seedy bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
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thirsty wagecucks lay
  09/19/24
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Amber godawful dilemma
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
thriller purple meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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Crystalline odious heaven
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
chartreuse property
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thriller purple meetinghouse
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Bateful obsidian crotch
  09/18/24
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Amber godawful dilemma
  09/18/24
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flickering piazza
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Mewling Violent Lodge
  09/18/24
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Heady Library
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Heady Library
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Heady Library
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
french indian lodge
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
french indian lodge
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
another type of solution
french indian lodge
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Heady Library
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Iridescent cumskin office
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
vivacious scarlet main people
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Heady Library
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Mewling Violent Lodge
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Mewling Violent Lodge
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Heady Library
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Mewling Violent Lodge
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Heady Library
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Heady Library
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
marvelous bearded jewess
  09/19/24
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Mewling Violent Lodge
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Heady Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: translucent therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: translucent therapy

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Heady Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Soggy talking business firm

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: gold diverse hairy legs weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: motley crawly principal's office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Heady Library

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: lilac violent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Seedy bawdyhouse

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Amber godawful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: thriller purple meetinghouse

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Crystalline odious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: chartreuse property

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: thriller purple meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Bateful obsidian crotch

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Amber godawful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: flickering piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Mewling Violent Lodge

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Heady Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Heady Library

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Heady Library

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: french indian lodge

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: french indian lodge

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: french indian lodge

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Heady Library

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Iridescent cumskin office

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: vivacious scarlet main people

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Heady Library

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Mewling Violent Lodge

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Mewling Violent Lodge

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Heady Library

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Mewling Violent Lodge

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Heady Library

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Heady Library

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: marvelous bearded jewess

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Mewling Violent Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2Elisa#49340186)