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| magical blood rage | 09/18/24 |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM Author: magical blood rage Fucking assholes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106661) |
Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: Stubborn psychic WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.
Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"
That always kills here. |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM Author: magical blood rage I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106744) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Stubborn psychic Try this one:
"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."
*pause for two beats*
"And they're still a disaster." |
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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM Author: histrionic halford read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165197) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: grizzly beady-eyed step-uncle's house What was your best joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106673) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: magical blood rage This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106681) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM Author: 180 Parlour Reading Party Lol, sounds cringy af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110055) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: fucking Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48909629) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: Exhilarant Mint Idea He Suggested Really Tough Guy expected OP to be snoot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106676) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: vibrant drunken church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106680) |
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM Author: orange karate cuckoldry whats the deal with that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48106750) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: wonderful sticky temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109051) |
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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM Author: Crimson greedy sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165171) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: walnut azn office Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48109057) |
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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM Author: Racy pontificating shitlib hell This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48110078) |
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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM Author: sinister vermilion hominid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48165203) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM Author: magical blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48468190) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: galvanic trailer park sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48699040) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: bisexual glittery jap potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Elisa#48855321) |