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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
dashing fat ankles
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
buck-toothed aqua selfie field
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Bateful Confused Church Building
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
talented magical idiot prole
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
buck-toothed aqua selfie field
  11/12/24
wow!
Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
aphrodisiac salmon tanning salon
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
big vengeful puppy sweet tailpipe
  11/12/24
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buck-toothed aqua selfie field
  11/12/24
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Charismatic duck-like trust fund ticket booth
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Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner
  11/12/24
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talented magical idiot prole
  11/12/24
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racy wine doctorate rehab
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anal hell
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Ruddy pisswyrm
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Light Corner Generalized Bond
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Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner
  06/08/25
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impertinent odious old irish cottage parlor
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Charismatic duck-like trust fund ticket booth
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
buck-toothed aqua selfie field
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Arrogant fishy space ratface
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
brass comical dog poop
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Bateful Confused Church Building
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
slate spot police squad
  11/12/24
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Ruddy pisswyrm
  06/08/25
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Light Corner Generalized Bond
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Motley chest-beating piazza
  11/12/24
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Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner
  11/12/24
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thirsty mint volcanic crater
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
Crystalline Cruel-hearted Fanboi Quadroon
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner
  11/12/24
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Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Ruby Aggressive Library Roommate
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
anal hell
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
alcoholic lascivious brethren
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
anal hell
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
buck-toothed aqua selfie field
  06/08/25
Damning.
disturbing onyx gas station wagecucks
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: dashing fat ankles

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed aqua selfie field

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Bateful Confused Church Building

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: talented magical idiot prole

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed aqua selfie field

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac salmon tanning salon

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: big vengeful puppy sweet tailpipe

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed aqua selfie field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Charismatic duck-like trust fund ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: talented magical idiot prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: racy wine doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: anal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Ruddy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Light Corner Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: impertinent odious old irish cottage parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Charismatic duck-like trust fund ticket booth

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed aqua selfie field

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Arrogant fishy space ratface

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: brass comical dog poop

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Bateful Confused Church Building

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: slate spot police squad

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Ruddy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Light Corner Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Motley chest-beating piazza

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: thirsty mint volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Crystalline Cruel-hearted Fanboi Quadroon

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Adventurous Clear Cuckold Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Ruby Aggressive Library Roommate

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: anal hell

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: alcoholic lascivious brethren

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: anal hell

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: buck-toothed aqua selfie field

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: disturbing onyx gas station wagecucks

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2Elisa#48996493)