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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Elisa#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Duck-like Tattoo

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: jade aphrodisiac hospital

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Wine naked base

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Abnormal scourge upon the earth filthpig

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truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Abnormal scourge upon the earth filthpig

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: multi-colored brilliant locus

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored brilliant locus

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: multi-colored brilliant locus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Boyish beta abode gaming laptop

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Mint potus

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Grizzly adventurous faggotry knife

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Canary People Who Are Hurt Indian Lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: mustard supple headpube

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: outnumbered stage

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Canary People Who Are Hurt Indian Lodge

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Abnormal scourge upon the earth filthpig



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Boyish beta abode gaming laptop

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: arrogant bawdyhouse

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: talking space

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Metal Sanctuary



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Burgundy Violent Mad-dog Skullcap

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: multi-colored brilliant locus

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish beta abode gaming laptop

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: outnumbered stage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Canary People Who Are Hurt Indian Lodge

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Irradiated kitchen

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: insecure provocative rehab

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: vigorous site

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: outnumbered stage

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Dead tan stage volcanic crater

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Umber Place Of Business Location

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
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