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Date: February 8th, 2025 6:32 AM Author: sienna dashing point party of the first part
get a burner
use a fake name
do not divulge any details of your IRL
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Date: April 12th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Lemon Juggernaut Library
LIVE
LAUGH
LOVE!
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Henna Multi-colored Double Fault
Second phone
Never bring phone home
If you have to meet I'd do it during work days call in sick or schedule off, obviously don't tell wife ur off and "go to work"
Second person shouldn't know ur irl info
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Date: February 8th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: stirring nowag
Absolutely do not do this with someone you know, you retard
It will never live up to your fantasy and the chance of fucking up your marriage is too high
As with most big decisions: jerk off and reconsider. If you’re still stuck, keep jerking off until you’re not.
If you’re really stuck on getting strange, then get a pro. If you’re worried about LEO, go abroad for a weekend (even just Mexico or Canada) and do it there.
If you really need to fuck this 24yo paralegal or receptionist then get divorced and do it. (And take pics for xo)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48636326) |
Date: February 8th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: aggressive ultramarine rigpig senate
Feeld
ywia
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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: vibrant sanctuary faggot firefighter
yeah what the fuck
this guy is such a gay idiot
sucks at poasting, sucks at cheating on his wife
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48676991) |
Date: February 14th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: lascivious buff ratface field
Honestly, if she's married and lives in another city, I think the risk is pretty minimal. Most likely she is not going to want to blow up her marriage to mess up yours. And even if she does, I've found that women are amazingly gullible about this sort of thing. One time I had a huge fight with my side piece and she told my wife everything and sent texts to confirm it. I just told my wife that the girl is crazy and that she was lying about everything. (And to be fair, the girl is crazy, and my wife knew that.) My wife believed everything and blocked my side chick. Eventually, the side piece calmed down and started fucking me again. it was a stressful couple of days, but I emerged from the incident completely unscathed.
To be clear, if you care about your marriage, you still probably shouldn't do it, because I'm not sure if 30 minutes of mind blowing sex is worth the risk of losing your marriage and paying alimony for the rest of your life. That said, mind blowing sex is really mind blowing, so it may very well be worth the gamble if the risk of it blowing up is low.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48660666) |
Date: April 12th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Orchid Dead Stag Film Bbw
Tcr way to do this is to date down so like no effort is required like bill clinton
I can’t imagine an azn Engineer doing this but probably ever bartender in history does…
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: scarlet hideous masturbator whorehouse
i hate to say this, but there's a high likelihood of that.
unrelated story: if you remember my coke days, i was "dating" a stripper in LA who was mentally ill but got really good blow and liked stuff up her anus. my wife found out everything bc when she cauight me cheating with my mistress, she came on here and found all my threads. i denied at first, but she said "oh yeah, what about jada stevens" and i knew she really saw shit on the boart bc i'd made threads about fucking porn star jada stevens.
anyway, this whore out of nowhere called me in january at like 3 am. my phone was buzzing like crazy and i was out. i woke up with my wife smacking me and yelling WHY THE FUCK IS ADEVA CALLING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (yes, her name is adeva, that's her real name).
so imagine that, but you are actually cheating and have been caught. i was at least innocent, but my heart was beating out of my chest for like 10 mins over it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48842407) |
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: Effete shrine
how tf did I miss Jada stevens threading?
anyhow, strippers and whores always seem to have the best coke plugs
anyhow, why did adevloper have your real number?
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: scarlet hideous masturbator whorehouse
she was escorting for a while and i saw her twice - once in DC (right by my new office in dupont, lmao) and once in manhattan.
the second time, i realized she was friends with this guy from the philly hardcore scene, jules jordan, who is a porn director (his name is an amalgamation of two 80s hc scene guys) and we talked a lot about hardcore music.
both times, i nutted at least three times. she has pretty crazy bj skills. sucked me dry. i ate her out, both pussy and ass, for a while. anyway, i threaded about it both times. probably easy to miss though.
the stripper was blocked, but i think she called me through instagram or some shit. i blocked her everywhere. and she had my number bc i was reckless back then.
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Date: April 13th, 2025 9:49 AM Author: scarlet hideous masturbator whorehouse
i just bumped my jada threads, lol. and she does still escort. i forgot about this but she emailed me last year. she was replying to an old email chain. i used to have her number saved.
her ass is a work of art. she seems really cool and surprisingly level headed considering what she does.
also, she isn't into hc but she's friends with that jules jordan guy. he is a real deal hardcore kid. as in, into all the old revelation records shit, minor threat, etc. hilarious he turned out to be a porno guy.
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:16 AM Author: scarlet hideous masturbator whorehouse
you need to try. remeber that adeva stripper i poasted about? i spent a whole week with her in LA/SD just before the covid shutdowns. i told my wife i was in LA for work.
the e3ntire week was a coke and booze blackout. one thing i remember was sticking a remote up advea's anus at the san diego hard rock.
anyway,. after i got home my wife was doing laundry and found the hard rock SD hotel key in my shorts and asked me what it was. without missing a beat, i said "oh i was at todd's house [todd was my partner and had an apt in LA] and we were doing coke and one of the guys had that card we were using to cut lines. i must have accidentally put it in my pocket"
that wasn't damning evidence but it would have gotten some doods caught. you will likely have worse evidence but you have to try to lie your way out of it.
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Date: April 13th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: scarlet hideous masturbator whorehouse
18o, i nearly did that with adeva back in april-may 2020. after the shutdowns i briefly cleaned up and stopped talking to her. she started threatening to contact my wife.
i decided not to block her bc if my wife noticed, she'd know something was up. she knew who adeva was bc an in house guy at one of my clients was initially fucking her and when i'd facetime home i'd have her say hi to my wife lmao.
anyway.
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Date: April 14th, 2025 7:48 AM Author: Brass charismatic forum round eye
if you have children and you are cheating with a person that can identify you... you literally deserve everything that happens to you.
enjoy losing your wife, your children's respect, and half of your assets.
<3 :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5677386&forum_id=2Elisa#48844669) |
Date: April 14th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: adventurous trailer park
The husband contacted me. Shortly after me and the woman agreed to cease communicating, he sent me a text saying I destroyed his life, some other bad things about breaking up his marriage, etc. He also said my wife deserves to know the truth.
I think this is a positive sign that he will not murder me and I’m unsure if he means I should tell my wife or he will do the courtesy for me.
I feel bad. I hope he can forgive her, as that is the best solution for all of this, although forgiveness doesn’t come easy. I wanted to reply with a CS Lewis quote but I’m not replying to him at all. Again, this is NOT FLAME and developing quickly; I will keep my xo brothers updated and as always open to advice on how to handle.
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: adventurous trailer park
Yeah I know :\
I don't wanna fuck randos I really caught feelings for her
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Swashbuckling overrated address
This is honestly worth it as a hail marry move.
Tell husband you're a closeted gay and you only met up her socially and that you 100000000% never did anything sexual. Say you only met up because she kept saying she was suicidal. Say that the wife told you that she suspected that HE was cheating. And speculate that the wife made it up hoping to either (1) trick the husband into admitting it or (2) as payback for the suspected cheating.
This assumes there are no damning text messages or similar that could disprove this.
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Date: April 14th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling overrated address
JFC.
You didnt at least use a fucking messaging app with auto-deleting messages or something?
The most likely explanation here is that you subconsciously wanted to get caught. No way you are so stupid. Or, are you a boomer? That could explain it as well.
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: scarlet hideous masturbator whorehouse
If I find out this is flaem I’m going to hunt you down Billy Buttfucker and kill u.
I hope this all works out.
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Date: April 14th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: stirring nowag
Oh they are real…
If you continue you 100% have to move off text/iMessage and teach her birdbrain about opsec. Obviously you’re playing with fire and now that her husband knows he’s going to be highly suspicious of everything for months.
You’re stupid to even be considering this, but I understand.
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Date: April 15th, 2025 1:47 AM Author: stirring nowag
If he cares about his marriage he should just go cold turkey. Not even a question. But he said he wants to “run off” with his mistress, so that might not happen. If he’s going back to the well, then at least he can clean up his game a bit. Lol at “texting” her - my god, OP. Wife reading a recipe on his iPad in the kitchen or kids watching Bluey on the iPad and all of a sudden naked pics and “last weekend was so amazing” iMessages start coming in.
Apple tracking is a huge problem. Now even car apps that you and wife have on phones tell you where each other is. Have to shut off phone, park a few blocks away at a bar or coffee shop, etc.
Really he should just go cold turkey and hire pros or go to AMPs like a normal person, but he’s in love with this other woman so he’s engaging in this destructive behavior. Best thing is never to give in to these affairs when there are strong emotions involved because it’s almost impossible to put it back into the bag.
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