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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Charismatic Jewess Boltzmann
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
outnumbered laughsome gunner school
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Umber Frisky Casino
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Umber Frisky Casino
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
provocative institution toilet seat
  04/08/25
that's rude
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
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domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Aqua sandwich
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
cordovan native
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/08/25
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domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/08/25
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cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/09/25
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domesticated bearded love of her life puppy
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Brindle Razzle Range
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
multi-colored giraffe striped hyena
  04/09/25
Ty
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/09/25
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Insanely creepy beta national coldplay fan
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Violent vibrant codepig
  04/09/25
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cracking cruise ship boistinker
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
arousing electric furnace point
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
crystalline community account
  05/02/25
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cracking cruise ship boistinker
  05/12/25
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cracking cruise ship boistinker
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
multi-colored giraffe striped hyena
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Umber Frisky Casino
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Umber Frisky Casino
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Supple high-end library
  06/03/25
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cracking cruise ship boistinker
  06/26/25
OP?
cracking cruise ship boistinker
  06/27/25
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cracking cruise ship boistinker
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Jewess Boltzmann

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: outnumbered laughsome gunner school

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Umber Frisky Casino

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Umber Frisky Casino

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: provocative institution toilet seat

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Aqua sandwich

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Sick Alcoholic Affirmative Action

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cordovan native

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: domesticated bearded love of her life puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Brindle Razzle Range

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: multi-colored giraffe striped hyena

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy beta national coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Violent vibrant codepig

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: arousing electric furnace point

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: crystalline community account

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: multi-colored giraffe striped hyena

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Umber Frisky Casino

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Umber Frisky Casino

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Supple high-end library

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: cracking cruise ship boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49145215)