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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
hideous ceo
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
180 mustard gay wizard
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Trip Hissy Fit
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
impressive amethyst boiling water
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
hideous ceo
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
impressive amethyst boiling water
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
impressive amethyst boiling water
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
impressive amethyst boiling water
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
hideous ceo
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
impressive amethyst boiling water
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
exciting stead
  04/08/25
that's rude
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
...
hideous ceo
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Dead Faggot Firefighter Parlor
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
impressive amethyst boiling water
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Soul-stirring hairless native
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/08/25
...
hideous ceo
  04/08/25
...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
hideous ceo
  04/09/25
...
hideous ceo
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
pink razzle-dazzle deer antler
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Curious Anal Pozpig
  04/09/25
Ty
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/09/25
...
Useless Point
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Buff stag film fanboi
  04/09/25
...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
passionate coral meetinghouse
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Cerebral Crawly Friendly Grandma
  05/02/25
...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  05/12/25
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ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Curious Anal Pozpig
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
magenta gunner
  06/03/25
...
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  06/26/25
OP?
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  06/27/25
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ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  07/09/25
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ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  07/31/25
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ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
ruddy sinister travel guidebook
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
magenta gunner
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: hideous ceo

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: 180 mustard gay wizard

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Trip Hissy Fit

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: impressive amethyst boiling water

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hideous ceo

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: impressive amethyst boiling water

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: impressive amethyst boiling water

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: impressive amethyst boiling water

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hideous ceo

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: impressive amethyst boiling water

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: exciting stead

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hideous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dead Faggot Firefighter Parlor

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: impressive amethyst boiling water

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hairless native

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: hideous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: hideous ceo

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: hideous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pink razzle-dazzle deer antler

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Curious Anal Pozpig

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Useless Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Buff stag film fanboi

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: passionate coral meetinghouse

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Crawly Friendly Grandma

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Curious Anal Pozpig

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: flushed pungent toilet seat candlestick maker

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: magenta gunner

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: ruddy sinister travel guidebook

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: magenta gunner

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#49331552)