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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
multi-colored painfully honest son of senegal pocket flask
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
bisexual provocative national factory reset button
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
awkward sex offender knife
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
awkward sex offender knife
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
awkward sex offender knife
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
awkward sex offender knife
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
awkward sex offender knife
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Frozen yarmulke
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Frozen yarmulke
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Charcoal kitty cat turdskin
  04/08/25
that's rude
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
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doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
spectacular dull sound barrier half-breed
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
awkward sex offender knife
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Galvanic crackhouse coldplay fan
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/08/25
...
doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/09/25
...
doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Contagious Fishy Weed Whacker
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Maniacal abode
  04/09/25
Ty
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/09/25
...
Carnelian hell nowag
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
federal range
  04/09/25
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Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
judgmental narrow-minded police squad
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Razzmatazz double fault rigpig
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
mint excitant address
  05/02/25
...
chandler (retired)
  05/12/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: multi-colored painfully honest son of senegal pocket flask

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: bisexual provocative national factory reset button

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: awkward sex offender knife

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: awkward sex offender knife

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: awkward sex offender knife

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: awkward sex offender knife

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: awkward sex offender knife

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Frozen yarmulke

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Frozen yarmulke

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Charcoal kitty cat turdskin

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: spectacular dull sound barrier half-breed

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: awkward sex offender knife

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Galvanic crackhouse coldplay fan

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: doobsian nubile stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Contagious Fishy Weed Whacker

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Maniacal abode

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Carnelian hell nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: federal range

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded police squad

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz double fault rigpig

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: mint excitant address

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Elisa#48923565)