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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Hateful laser beams
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Puce concupiscible yarmulke
  04/18/25
Cr.
lemon lodge
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
adventurous narrow-minded school ratface
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
talented candlestick maker organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
up-to-no-good spruce address
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Fishy Magical Knife Hall
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Fishy Magical Knife Hall
  04/18/25
...
wine temple
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
mauve exciting community account
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
floppy mediation library
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
floppy mediation library
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
wine temple
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
floppy mediation library
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
floppy mediation library
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Insane Institution
  04/18/25
jfc goys
floppy mediation library
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
wine temple
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Exhilarant Tantric Public Bath Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
wine temple
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Exhilarant Tantric Public Bath Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Vermilion Swashbuckling Shrine
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Vermilion Swashbuckling Shrine
  04/18/25
...
crusty den half-breed
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
floppy mediation library
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
twinkling dragon scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Exhilarant Tantric Public Bath Useless Brakes
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Elite wrinkle really tough guy
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Hateful laser beams

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Puce concupiscible yarmulke

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: lemon lodge

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded school ratface

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: talented candlestick maker organic girlfriend

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: up-to-no-good spruce address

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Fishy Magical Knife Hall

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Fishy Magical Knife Hall

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: wine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mauve exciting community account

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: floppy mediation library

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: floppy mediation library

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: wine temple

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: floppy mediation library

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: floppy mediation library

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insane Institution

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: floppy mediation library

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: wine temple

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Public Bath Useless Brakes

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: wine temple

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Public Bath Useless Brakes

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Vermilion Swashbuckling Shrine

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Vermilion Swashbuckling Shrine

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: crusty den half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: floppy mediation library

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: twinkling dragon scourge upon the earth

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Tantric Public Bath Useless Brakes

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Elite wrinkle really tough guy

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Elisa#48905689)