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https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-v...
flushed space alpha
  05/05/25
What if Islam is right?
Wonderful Lime Ape Resort
  05/05/25
Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualify...
Mind-boggling Juggernaut
  05/05/25
WTF is that disaster on her stomach?
Vivacious nursing home
  05/05/25
What do you think is going on below it?
Hateful trust fund idiot
  06/22/25
her earholes are disgusting 🤮
gay new version indirect expression
  05/05/25
Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.
Pearl excitant faggotry legend
  05/05/25
She has meth face
Mischievous set
  05/05/25
I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com...
saffron pea-brained school
  05/05/25
“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT&rsqu...
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen
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"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."...
Cobalt nudist twinkling uncleanness
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frum greedy reading party
  05/05/25
you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.
frum greedy reading party
  05/05/25
We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"
henna infuriating cruise ship
  05/05/25
classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she woul...
Shivering garrison
  05/05/25
If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurs...
opaque locale
  05/05/25
Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction ...
Shivering garrison
  05/05/25
Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this
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Poast moniker synergy
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saffron pea-brained school
  05/05/25
In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like...
Brindle fighting lodge
  05/05/25
Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP
mentally impaired liquid oxygen
  05/05/25
Link?
Brindle fighting lodge
  05/05/25
You just edited your post.
mentally impaired liquid oxygen
  05/05/25
Link?
Brindle fighting lodge
  05/05/25
And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von
mentally impaired liquid oxygen
  05/05/25
(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)
thriller office doctorate
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mustard chapel
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nighttime roast beef
  05/05/25
It's a middle name
Brindle fighting lodge
  05/05/25
Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann
Brindle fighting lodge
  05/05/25
lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlo...
thriller office doctorate
  05/05/25
? this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is je...
mentally impaired liquid oxygen
  05/05/25
Hey buddy we have one rule here.
mustard chapel
  05/05/25
im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why
thriller office doctorate
  05/05/25
That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re al...
mustard chapel
  05/05/25
Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant h...
Swashbuckling headpube address
  05/05/25
even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old sti...
nighttime roast beef
  05/05/25
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis...
Rough-skinned corner kitty cat
  05/05/25
This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the po...
Titillating Church Building Tank
  05/05/25
shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh
Vibrant jade dilemma
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180
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Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, ...
racy area son of senegal
  06/18/25
DEFINITELY bro
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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: flushed space alpha

https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/us-news/florida-nurse-alexis-von-yates-revolting-excuse-to-husband-for-having-sex-with-teen-stepson/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904304)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Wonderful Lime Ape Resort

What if Islam is right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904309)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut

Would be an 8 (big fan of that face), but for the disqualifying tats: https://www.ocala-news.com/wp-content/uploads/placid-social-images/f5aa56a49fbb2d03ae7effa451ac9749.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904347)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Vivacious nursing home

WTF is that disaster on her stomach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Hateful trust fund idiot

What do you think is going on below it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: gay new version indirect expression

her earholes are disgusting 🤮

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904575)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Pearl excitant faggotry legend

Also those tits are fake. Weird, and ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904661)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mischievous set

She has meth face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905745)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: saffron pea-brained school

I definitely jerked off to the movie of this on Brazzers.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904358)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Talented topaz corn cake

“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904407)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904597)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cobalt nudist twinkling uncleanness

"Thank you for the compliment of young penis skin."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904651)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: frum greedy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904665)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: frum greedy reading party

you beat me to it. was gonna poast the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904664)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: henna infuriating cruise ship

We should start referring to Nurse as "the N word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904421)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: Shivering garrison

classic Scumbaguette. If it weren’t for this, she would’ve been arrested down the line for conspiring to murder her boyfriend’s ex-wife or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904430)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: opaque locale

If you locked millennial Indian doctors and scumbagette nurses in a warehouse would they ever have sex iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904572)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Shivering garrison

Very low odds ime, unless there was an explicit transaction agreed upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904581)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: scarlet coldplay fan ticket booth

Most 15 year olds are fantasizing about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904576)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge

Poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904590)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: saffron pea-brained school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905731)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge

In this photo you can see her maiden name was something like Feinstein

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/www-facebook-com-alexis-vonrodenstein-103562890.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904582)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen

Low iq schtick? You linked the same article in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904586)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904588)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen

You just edited your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904591)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904639)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen

And you’re retarded. Jews aren’t named Von

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904593)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: thriller office doctorate

(jealous that this pedojew got to see a 15 y/o penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904619)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904640)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: mustard chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904646)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: nighttime roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905763)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge

It's a middle name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904638)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Brindle fighting lodge

Ah yes the famous goy John von Neumann

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904644)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: thriller office doctorate

lol this dumbass jew got blown out trying to defend a downlow pedo jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904615)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen

?

this idiot edited the link, and now thinks von___ is jewish. rofl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904622)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: mustard chapel

Hey buddy we have one rule here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904649)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: thriller office doctorate

im sorry i woke up MAF at jews today idk why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904653)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: mustard chapel

That’s fine. We just have one rule bro. We’re all in this together. Just one big community making sure jewish lawyers never face any sort of consequence from their (often pedophilic) criminality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48904662)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling headpube address

Reading this amazingly realistic summary of events, I cant help but notice this is a near verbatim repeat of a story told by a 15yo teenage boy. All good, teenage boys are known for being honest about these things.

"“She commented on not realizing how big ‘IT’ looked. Saying it looked like his father’s penis with younger skin,” the teen told cops."

And

"Von Yates then commented on the teen’s ability, [while talking to said teen's dad, within hearing of said teen] giving him a seven out of 10 before saying he “had been around the block.”

#believeallvictims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905634)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: nighttime roast beef

even though I personally find her repulsive, 15 year old still lucky. Dad musta been pissed though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48905767)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Rough-skinned corner kitty cat

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/05/alexis-von-yates-seen-undated-103588440.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48906157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Titillating Church Building Tank

This reporting reads like erotica. Why is all this in the police report lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907035)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Vibrant jade dilemma

shes has crazy eyes. hnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48907138)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: saffron pea-brained school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912805)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: purple hairy legs meetinghouse

jewish porn conditioning is working, considering how much "stepmother/stepson" porn is out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#48912824)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal

Whites commit a disproportionately low rate of molestation, but thanks for playing stupid racist gooktard

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2641279&forum_id=2#48732088

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030249)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal

DEFINITELY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49030266)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033262)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49033386)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041049)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49044799)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49049876)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49052306)



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Date: June 29th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49059257)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49071190)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49077743)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: racy area son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49084441)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681333)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681353)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49681597)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: marvelous mildly autistic jew theatre

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720526&forum_id=2Elisa#49041282)