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Shaky Tripping Stead
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Olive den black woman
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Cr
Rusted metal jap
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Unhinged deer antler stage
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Unholy chestnut school cafeteria selfie
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boyish wrinkle
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
crystalline at-the-ready alpha
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
crystalline at-the-ready alpha
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Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Tantric Dull Depressive
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Tantric Dull Depressive
  05/05/25
180
Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Twinkling Puppy
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
orange parlour
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Wonderful Violet Stage
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
curious crimson candlestick maker casino
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Federal Faggotry
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
curious crimson candlestick maker casino
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Unholy chestnut school cafeteria selfie
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
idiotic nursing home
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
cyan bonkers sound barrier
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
orange parlour
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Autistic Parlor Ceo
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Unhinged deer antler stage
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Federal Faggotry
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Shaky Tripping Stead
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Federal Faggotry
  05/09/25
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Shaky Tripping Stead
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Federal Faggotry
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Comical abusive friendly grandma
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Sick canary university pocket flask
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Unholy chestnut school cafeteria selfie
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Comical abusive friendly grandma
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
boyish wrinkle
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Comical abusive friendly grandma
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Comical abusive friendly grandma
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My bum is on the Swedish
Outnumbered tanning salon yarmulke
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Shaky Tripping Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Olive den black woman

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Rusted metal jap

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Unhinged deer antler stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Unholy chestnut school cafeteria selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: boyish wrinkle



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: crystalline at-the-ready alpha

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: crystalline at-the-ready alpha

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Tantric Dull Depressive

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Tantric Dull Depressive

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Lake Mental Disorder Piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Twinkling Puppy

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: orange parlour

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Violet Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: curious crimson candlestick maker casino

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Federal Faggotry

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: curious crimson candlestick maker casino

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Unholy chestnut school cafeteria selfie

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: idiotic nursing home

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: cyan bonkers sound barrier

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: orange parlour

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Autistic Parlor Ceo

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Unhinged deer antler stage

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Federal Faggotry

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Shaky Tripping Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Federal Faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Shaky Tripping Stead

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Federal Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Comical abusive friendly grandma

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: buff marvelous meetinghouse skinny woman

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sick canary university pocket flask

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Unholy chestnut school cafeteria selfie

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Comical abusive friendly grandma

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: boyish wrinkle

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Comical abusive friendly grandma

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Comical abusive friendly grandma

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Shaky Tripping Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Comical abusive friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered tanning salon yarmulke

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: provocative ape hunting ground

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: tan feces

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2Elisa#48918763)