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what happened to Dane Cook
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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:26 AM Author: Hyperventilating slimy quadroon area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940627) |
Date: May 18th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: Carnelian Mad-dog Skullcap Feces Jews got em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940636) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 1:15 AM Author: Hyperventilating slimy quadroon area I know but how exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940679) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 2:46 AM Author: high-end onyx principal's office stopped being friends with everyone who had this guy's cd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940725) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Hyperventilating slimy quadroon area core fan base was almost as pathetic as Tucker Max's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942931) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 4:14 AM Author: Massive regret He streams himself playing call of duty on twitch now to like 50 viewers not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940756) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:12 AM Author: Brass greedy base dingle berry i thought he was doing the bill belichick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940773) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 5:18 AM Author: Aquamarine erotic lodge I don’t care for his comedy but he has a much younger wife which makes libs MAF which is 180 imo
https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772 |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:39 AM Author: crusty alcoholic forum Lmao teen game nights
https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Free-loading stimulating idea he suggested volcanic crater lol at that tiny faggot midget seth green being invited
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:59 AM Author: emerald laughsome property half-breed The power of fame is incredible. He's a pretty minor celebrity, not Brad Pitt or something. But that's enough to overcome a 27 year age gap and a dad bod. And not just for a one time hook up but for freaking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941022) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: beady-eyed mildly autistic shitlib hairy legs He was a megastar circa 2002. Like Chris Rock tier. Only comic other than Dice ever to sell out MSG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941023) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: emerald laughsome property half-breed And now we're in the 2020's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941131) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Plum Menage Mental Disorder wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941127) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 7:30 AM Author: Maniacal den more performance than comedy and that performance wears thin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48940805) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:39 AM Author: Lavender Trip Public Bath He Won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941083) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:57 AM Author: Ocher Disrespectful Party Of The First Part Parlor "Found his high school sweetheart at 45. Heartwarming.." wrote one person on X. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941115) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: mischievous soggy school yarmulke CSLG invested in the Katie Holmes Al Pacino movie in return for them casting Dane Cook as a rival mob boss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941121) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Splenetic Flickering Lay He got his bag now he baggin baddies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941141) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 11:10 AM Author: slippery fear-inspiring scourge upon the earth Became a billionaire after selling all of his SUFI merchandise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48941147) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Ocher Disrespectful Party Of The First Part Parlor NYT Opinion | “Whatever Happened to Dane Cook? He Made Partner, You Got PIP’d.” By “Juris Doctor” Evan39 Vance (Safeway Night Manager | Equity Partner, Perkins Coie – Seattle, Coroner’s Office Subdivision | U.S. Vice President) May 18, 2025
It begins—as most humiliations do now—with Tabitha accusing me of “emotional time theft” for clocking out five minutes early to mourn the death of irony.
I had just watched our shift pharmacist (age 50, Twitch hoodie, GPA tattoo) demand we restock the blue Monster Energy “not that turquoise slop you keep pushing.”
And that’s when I realized: Dane Cook didn’t fall off. He just made partner.
You remember him: sold out MSG riffing about Kool-Aid Men and anxiety. You laughed, then laughed at people who still laughed, then defaulted on your graduate PLUS loan.
Now he’s married to a 24-year-old named Kelsi, streams Call of Duty to 53 viewers, owns three homes, and has residuals from Mr. Brooks.
He didn’t fail. He rotated.
While you made fun of his “teen game nights,” he quietly equity-hedged the algorithm that replaced your freelance copy job.
He’s sipping rosé on a rooftop with Pilates baddies. You’re in a #wellness Slack channel muting your manager’s gifs.
He won. The Mahchine™ won. And you? You’re still formatting bullet points for a regional compliance deck no one reads.
So what happened to Dane Cook?
Nothing. You did.
https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-kelsi-taylor-wedding-age-difference-1829772
Postscript: These remarks do not reflect the views of the U.S. Government, the Perkins Coie Coroner’s Office, or the Safeway Night Management Guild (District 12). Tabitha, do not redact this again. |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: brindle stage !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942739) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 2:39 AM Author: Ocher Disrespectful Party Of The First Part Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943236) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Maniacal den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943290) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Ocher Disrespectful Party Of The First Part Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48945783) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: thriller heaven He made an unfathomable amount of money doing stand up, he did some movies and didn't find too much success, and then everyone turned on him and shit on him all the time - and i assume he got sick of it.
I think he continued to do stand up locally in LA, and looks like he did 1 tour in 2018, but he probably doesn't feel the need to do all that much.
Showing up and doing 20 minutes of stand up and thrilling 150 people is probably a ton of fun, whereas standing around for 3 months to shoot a movie that people on Twitter are just going shit on just isn't that appealing. |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: appetizing home I doubt he could get cast in a movie or sell out a big venue anyway but yeah I think he made it and is just chilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942746) |
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Date: May 18th, 2025 10:25 PM Author: Dashing hall idiot I saw him on a lineup at the Hollywood Improv about 2 years ago and he told a really crazy, elaborate story about a stalker he says he had. A woman who sent him 10K messages on IG and a video of herself buzzing her hair on his doorstep, but then she started taking her meds and sent him an apology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48942851) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:23 AM Author: Maniacal den as i get older the more i understand that "washed up" performers are still a 0.001% life outcome. most people would kill to be in a cover band with a handful of regular fans at a local bar. selling out moderately sized venues nationwide isnt too bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943292) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 7:35 AM Author: Brass greedy base dingle berry i dont understand how this isnt obvious to anyone over the age of 4. shadeur sanders could get cut by the browns tomorrow and will still have already had a better life than basically everyone on earth and will continue to have a better life than everyone on earth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943355) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:00 AM Author: Maniacal den people like mocking a fallen star which i guess is why celebrity gossip is so popular. i think its jealousy from the never-wases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943373) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: gold stead getting cut by the browns seems like a positive outcome more often than not. Joe Thomas would have been much more successful long term and have a few rings had that somehow happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943411) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: Boyish hideous place of business weed whacker Crabs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48943414) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: mischievous soggy school yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5726577&forum_id=2Elisa#48944000) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: thriller heaven Not only is this true, but Dane Cook isn't even "washed up."
He could still do a theater tour and make an easy $5 mm this year playing to thousands of adoring fans.
He could still probably audition and get a couple of supporting movie or TV roles a year.
Its just that he was a 99.999% comic in terms of success for a couple of years, and now he's like 99.8% - and for him its better to slum it like a 99% comic at the LA Improv a couple of nights and be a hero rather than try to have the footrpint of the 99.8% comic - which would cause him to be shit on by the media.
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