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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
heady twinkling uncleanness
  05/19/25
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Balding fragrant headpube rehab
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
mind-boggling out-of-control windowlicker location
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
Rusted ratface
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
poppy disrespectful haunted graveyard roommate
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
Tan Arousing Space Organic Girlfriend
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
avocado exciting market
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
heady twinkling uncleanness
  05/20/25
Disgusting
hyperactive ultramarine state goal in life
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
twinkling international law enforcement agency
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
poppy disrespectful haunted graveyard roommate
  05/20/25
what about iced tea and coffee?
marvelous black woman
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
avocado exciting market
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
navy son of senegal
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
heady twinkling uncleanness
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
navy son of senegal
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
sooty beta field
  05/20/25
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heady twinkling uncleanness
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: heady twinkling uncleanness

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Balding fragrant headpube rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling out-of-control windowlicker location

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Rusted ratface

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: poppy disrespectful haunted graveyard roommate

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Tan Arousing Space Organic Girlfriend

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: avocado exciting market

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: heady twinkling uncleanness

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: hyperactive ultramarine state goal in life

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: twinkling international law enforcement agency

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: poppy disrespectful haunted graveyard roommate

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: marvelous black woman

what about iced tea and coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: avocado exciting market

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: navy son of senegal

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: heady twinkling uncleanness

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: navy son of senegal

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: sooty beta field

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2Elisa#48950863)