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POLL: what's your wife's body count?

i'm doing research
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/20/25
1 handful
vigorous office
  05/20/25
1 guy before me. whore
Yapping Milky Place Of Business Main People
  05/20/25
180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but accord...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/20/25
it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept wi...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  05/20/25
go away you indian turd bastard
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/20/25
if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would ...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  05/20/25
(smelly assnigger nonwhite)
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/20/25
you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky choc...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  05/20/25
wife?
Soggy shaky chad
  05/20/25
i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  05/20/25
30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?
Yapping Milky Place Of Business Main People
  05/20/25
mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't car...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  05/20/25
lol sure it is
Seedy site
  05/21/25
triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-dest...
Naked garrison milk
  06/06/25
? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18
splenetic laser beams
  06/06/25
i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were ...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  06/08/25
men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use th...
Fantasy-prone Big Sanctuary Gay Wizard
  05/20/25
body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped. gla...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/20/25
fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about se...
Fantasy-prone Big Sanctuary Gay Wizard
  05/20/25
i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/20/25
monthly nut
Chest-beating incel plaza
  05/20/25
while I watched?
Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal
  05/20/25
Are you talking shit or actual LS?
maize library
  05/20/25
Lol 180
black abode goal in life
  06/06/25
Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut
misunderstood medicated university
  05/20/25
I’ve lost track since the wedding
Hateful Lime Gaping
  05/20/25
...
Drab Titillating Space Foreskin
  06/04/25
...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/21/25
She lost count but somewhere over 500 She’s not ver...
Spruce Principal's Office Circlehead
  05/21/25
amazing poast moniker synergy
Slippery fishy affirmative action
  05/21/25
i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i k...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/21/25
1 including me
Seedy site
  05/21/25
she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far
maroon haunted graveyard cruise ship
  05/21/25
...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  05/22/25
I dunno
cowardly lettuce
  05/22/25
2
red alcoholic stead dog poop
  05/22/25
update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genes...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/04/25
she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho
territorial mother kitchen
  06/04/25
no she didn't. you are really a sad and pathetic person....
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/04/25
You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children w...
territorial mother kitchen
  06/04/25
even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife a...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  06/06/25
i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked ...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
...
Frum Stag Film Ladyboy
  06/06/25
You’re a loser and so is this kike Lmao @ having ga...
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. w...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
You’re a jew and you get fucked by men lol @ you, f...
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
oh man, what will this guy say next!
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
“Hey guyth is thith punk rock?” *gets buttfuc...
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
how much do the truckers pay you?
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
kike faggot
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  06/06/25
isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new eng...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
“I do it for free!” -Zurich, proud Jewish &ld...
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
(totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksu...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
You’re spiraling and jewish shameful
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuf...
Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef
  06/06/25
simp
territorial mother kitchen
  06/06/25
0 before me, 1 since marriage
Poppy Market Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/04/25
what's yours? my wife and i both had only two before we ...
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they...
Poppy Market Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/06/25
I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South Am...
racy frisky tank
  06/06/25
7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she w...
Costumed private investor
  06/06/25
How many after?
red alcoholic stead dog poop
  06/06/25
zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integ...
Costumed private investor
  06/06/25
Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around b...
ivory bisexual becky
  06/06/25
Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th...
lavender irradiated range
  06/06/25
...
splenetic laser beams
  06/06/25
...
laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon
  06/06/25
180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir.
orchid bat-shit-crazy queen of the night
  06/06/25
True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she...
lavender irradiated range
  06/06/25
...
splenetic laser beams
  06/06/25
...
thriller azn den
  06/06/25
...
dashing zombie-like property elastic band
  06/06/25
...
black abode goal in life
  06/06/25
My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has...
Hateful Lime Gaping
  06/06/25
That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled...
lavender irradiated range
  06/07/25
No idea. I hope it's a ton
cowardly lettuce
  06/06/25
...
laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon
  06/06/25
Including me, zero
amethyst orchestra pit fanboi
  06/06/25
I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious a...
orchid bat-shit-crazy queen of the night
  06/06/25
"And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after ma...
Naked garrison milk
  06/06/25
...
Impressive passionate death wish church building
  06/06/25
Yeah, how did that come about?
ivory bisexual becky
  06/06/25
I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife...
orchid bat-shit-crazy queen of the night
  06/08/25
3
silver fluffy base giraffe
  06/06/25
this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number ...
Naked garrison milk
  06/06/25
THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wr...
laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon
  06/06/25
she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch...
Naked garrison milk
  06/06/25
that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that.
Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube
  06/06/25
lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
Frum Stag Film Ladyboy
  06/06/25
My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys b...
laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon
  06/06/25
...
Frum Stag Film Ladyboy
  06/06/25
...
Cerise Stubborn Church Ratface
  06/06/25
1
Cerise Stubborn Church Ratface
  06/06/25
doing research for a research boner tp
marvelous public bath cuck
  06/06/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

i'm doing research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947280)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vigorous office

1 handful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947281)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Yapping Milky Place Of Business Main People

1 guy before me. whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947282)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.

LMK if you want me to explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947286)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947290)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

go away you indian turd bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947296)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947301)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

(smelly assnigger nonwhite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947302)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947307)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Soggy shaky chad

wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947283)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947285)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Yapping Milky Place Of Business Main People

30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947400)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947428)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Seedy site

lol sure it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950232)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Naked garrison milk

triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992770)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: splenetic laser beams

? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993508)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996786)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Big Sanctuary Gay Wizard

men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.

i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop

youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947291)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.

glazed is new so i will give you that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947300)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Big Sanctuary Gay Wizard

fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex

i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947306)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947310)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating incel plaza

monthly nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947304)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal

while I watched?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947297)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: maize library

Are you talking shit or actual LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947648)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: black abode goal in life

Lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: misunderstood medicated university

Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947389)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Hateful Lime Gaping

I’ve lost track since the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947434)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Drab Titillating Space Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986000)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950150)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Spruce Principal's Office Circlehead

She lost count but somewhere over 500

She’s not very sexual anymore tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950176)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Slippery fishy affirmative action

amazing poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950213)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950215)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: Seedy site

1 including me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950220)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: maroon haunted graveyard cruise ship

she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953547)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: cowardly lettuce

I dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953549)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: red alcoholic stead dog poop

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953564)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.

also, i'm back on antidepressants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48985940)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48985948)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

no she didn't.

you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986019)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986038)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992721)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992734)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Frum Stag Film Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992829)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

You’re a loser and so is this kike

Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992752)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992757)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

You’re a jew and you get fucked by men

lol @ you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992763)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

oh man, what will this guy say next!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992768)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

“Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”

*gets buttfucked by a nigger*

What a cool kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992782)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

how much do the truckers pay you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992783)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992794)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992769)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992781)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

“I do it for free!”

-Zurich, proud Jewish “man”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992790)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

(totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992798)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

You’re spiraling

and jewish

shameful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992811)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992812)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Slimy Roast Beef

you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: territorial mother kitchen

simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992854)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Poppy Market Twinkling Uncleanness

0 before me, 1 since marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986037)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

what's yours?

my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992357)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Poppy Market Twinkling Uncleanness

around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992642)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: racy frisky tank

I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992677)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Costumed private investor

7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992683)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: red alcoholic stead dog poop

How many after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992686)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Costumed private investor

zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992727)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: ivory bisexual becky

Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993765)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: lavender irradiated range

Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992718)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: splenetic laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992725)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992732)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: orchid bat-shit-crazy queen of the night

180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992772)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lavender irradiated range

True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993038)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: splenetic laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993489)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: thriller azn den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992821)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: dashing zombie-like property elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: black abode goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993604)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Hateful Lime Gaping

My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993789)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: lavender irradiated range

That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993956)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cowardly lettuce

No idea. I hope it's a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992729)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992733)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: amethyst orchestra pit fanboi

Including me, zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992784)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: orchid bat-shit-crazy queen of the night

I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992789)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Naked garrison milk

"And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"

Strange "marriage" you've got there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992815)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Impressive passionate death wish church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993504)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: ivory bisexual becky

Yeah, how did that come about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993770)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: orchid bat-shit-crazy queen of the night

I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996732)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: silver fluffy base giraffe

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992804)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Naked garrison milk

this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.

current wife has 3 before me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992807)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon

THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Naked garrison milk

she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992860)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all Brass Wagecucks Headpube

that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992839)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Frum Stag Film Ladyboy

lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: laughsome honey-headed gunner tanning salon

My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992874)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Frum Stag Film Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992894)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cerise Stubborn Church Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993551)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cerise Stubborn Church Ratface

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993265)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: marvelous public bath cuck

doing research for a research boner tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993598)