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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
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galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
Up-to-no-good address jewess
  05/27/25
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galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
beta vengeful church wrinkle
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
grizzly hall marketing idea
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
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  05/27/25
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I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
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  05/27/25
Much like my wife
galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke
  05/28/25
jfc
Bat-shit-crazy excitant dingle berry nibblets
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Balding theater patrolman
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: burgundy stirring toilet seat casino

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address jewess

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: beta vengeful church wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: grizzly hall marketing idea

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: turquoise electric rigpig sandwich

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned khaki legal warrant



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bisexual dashing parlour fanboi

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: galvanic sooty coldplay fan yarmulke

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy excitant dingle berry nibblets

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Balding theater patrolman

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966805)