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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Hyperactive mother indirect expression
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Walnut dysfunction
  05/30/25
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Silver hell
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
blathering gay wizard address
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Frozen very tactful windowlicker
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Comical set sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
swashbuckling garnet heaven elastic band
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Comical set sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
bonkers kitchen
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Ungodly aqua travel guidebook
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Insane International Law Enforcement Agency Black Woman
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
carmine house-broken theater stage feces
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
submissive menage
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Aromatic maroon newt
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
submissive menage
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
translucent queen of the night
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
stirring hyperventilating hospital boltzmann
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Hyperactive mother indirect expression



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Walnut dysfunction

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Silver hell



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: blathering gay wizard address

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Frozen very tactful windowlicker

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Comical set sneaky criminal

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling garnet heaven elastic band

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Comical set sneaky criminal

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: bonkers kitchen

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Ungodly aqua travel guidebook

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insane International Law Enforcement Agency Black Woman

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: carmine house-broken theater stage feces

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: submissive menage

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon newt

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: submissive menage

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: translucent queen of the night

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: stirring hyperventilating hospital boltzmann

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)