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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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magenta very tactful boltzmann rehab
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
razzmatazz obsidian business firm coldplay fan
  05/30/25
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Bisexual area
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
chest-beating piazza feces
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Splenetic nubile toilet seat
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
provocative indecent kitchen selfie
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
offensive confused church
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
provocative indecent kitchen selfie
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Brindle tanning salon
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Milky principal's office
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
motley nursing home
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Cordovan rough-skinned persian faggotry
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Orchid Gaped Stag Film
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Cerebral public bath
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Orchid Gaped Stag Film
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Curious generalized bond
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
yapping black pocket flask
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: magenta very tactful boltzmann rehab



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz obsidian business firm coldplay fan

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Bisexual area



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: chest-beating piazza feces

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Splenetic nubile toilet seat

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: provocative indecent kitchen selfie

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: offensive confused church

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: provocative indecent kitchen selfie

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Brindle tanning salon

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Milky principal's office

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: motley nursing home

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cordovan rough-skinned persian faggotry

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Orchid Gaped Stag Film

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Cerebral public bath

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Orchid Gaped Stag Film

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Curious generalized bond

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: yapping black pocket flask

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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