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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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talented hospital twinkling uncleanness
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
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  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
contagious erotic library fortuitous meteor
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Curious Step-uncle's House Water Buffalo
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
ruby big-titted parlor
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Ultramarine splenetic school shitlib
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
ruby big-titted parlor
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Disturbing Point
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Fragrant affirmative action
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
massive heady windowlicker
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
french buck-toothed garrison
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
bat shit crazy mood
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
hairraiser misanthropic famous landscape painting
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
bat shit crazy mood
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
swashbuckling buff trailer park
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
purple soul-stirring shrine
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: talented hospital twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz public bath dopamine

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: sepia marvelous gay wizard lodge



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: contagious erotic library fortuitous meteor

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Curious Step-uncle's House Water Buffalo

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: ruby big-titted parlor

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Ultramarine splenetic school shitlib

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: ruby big-titted parlor

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Disturbing Point

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Fragrant affirmative action

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: massive heady windowlicker

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: french buck-toothed garrison

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mood

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: hairraiser misanthropic famous landscape painting

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy mood

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling buff trailer park

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: purple soul-stirring shrine

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2Elisa#48973591)