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Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
Plum provocative queen of the night
  05/30/25
old age
Hairless Elastic Band
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
Hairless Elastic Band
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
electric coiffed box office pervert
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
mentally impaired rebellious goal in life
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
Sticky tan roommate
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
Sticky tan roommate
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
greedy rehab
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
Plum provocative queen of the night
  05/30/25
Tp
Indigo private investor becky
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
trip ebony address
  05/30/25
kill the family first
Flirting spruce love of her life
  05/30/25
ran here
Fantasy-prone Appetizing Clown Gas Station
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
nighttime nubile senate
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
stirring genital piercing
  05/30/25
just jump.
balding maize sneaky criminal kitty
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
passionate alcoholic haunted graveyard
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
Soul-stirring deep piazza famous landscape painting
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
floppy sooty preventive strike
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
Sticky tan roommate
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
swashbuckling smoky institution background story
  05/30/25
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Sticky tan roommate
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
Sticky tan roommate
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
Indigo private investor becky
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
Charismatic glassy wagecucks
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
Copper Ape Water Buffalo
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Plum provocative queen of the night

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Hairless Elastic Band

old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975436)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Hairless Elastic Band

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: electric coiffed box office pervert

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired rebellious goal in life

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sticky tan roommate

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Sticky tan roommate

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: greedy rehab

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Green Vigorous Chapel Mental Disorder

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Plum provocative queen of the night

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Indigo private investor becky

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: trip ebony address

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Flirting spruce love of her life

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Appetizing Clown Gas Station

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: nighttime nubile senate

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: stirring genital piercing

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: balding maize sneaky criminal kitty

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: passionate alcoholic haunted graveyard

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring deep piazza famous landscape painting

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: floppy sooty preventive strike

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Sticky tan roommate

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling smoky institution background story

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Sticky tan roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Sticky tan roommate

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Indigo private investor becky

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: Charismatic glassy wagecucks

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Copper Ape Water Buffalo

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2Elisa#48975842)