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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Fluffy useless brakes gas station
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
hairless black woman
  06/03/25
...
dark persian
  06/04/25
...
Silver Potus
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
sable abnormal center community account
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Fluffy useless brakes gas station
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
marvelous carnelian pistol liquid oxygen
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
curious quadroon
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Fluffy useless brakes gas station
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
wine stag film blood rage
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Exciting saffron lettuce
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Fluffy useless brakes gas station
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
bright institution
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
pink church building
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Vivacious medicated jewess pervert
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Canary soul-stirring market shitlib
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Brass house sound barrier
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
ocher turdskin
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Fluffy useless brakes gas station
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
zombie-like orchestra pit becky
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Canary soul-stirring market shitlib
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Shivering cordovan theater stage
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
stirring cuckoldry locale
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
exhilarant dilemma
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
wine stag film blood rage
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Scarlet box office
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
exhilarant dilemma
  06/04/25
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dark persian
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
bright institution
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Bossy charismatic indirect expression tattoo
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Shivering cordovan theater stage
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Fluffy useless brakes gas station
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
bisexual embarrassed to the bone locus
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
opaque sinister son of senegal
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Fluffy useless brakes gas station

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: hairless black woman

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: dark persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Silver Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sable abnormal center community account

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Fluffy useless brakes gas station

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: marvelous carnelian pistol liquid oxygen

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: curious quadroon

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Fluffy useless brakes gas station

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: wine stag film blood rage

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Exciting saffron lettuce

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Fluffy useless brakes gas station

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: bright institution

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: pink church building

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Vivacious medicated jewess pervert

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Canary soul-stirring market shitlib

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Brass house sound barrier

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: ocher turdskin

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Fluffy useless brakes gas station

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: zombie-like orchestra pit becky

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Canary soul-stirring market shitlib

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Shivering cordovan theater stage

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: stirring cuckoldry locale

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: exhilarant dilemma

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: wine stag film blood rage

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Scarlet box office

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: exhilarant dilemma

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: dark persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: bright institution

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Bossy charismatic indirect expression tattoo

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Shivering cordovan theater stage

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Fluffy useless brakes gas station

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: bisexual embarrassed to the bone locus

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: opaque sinister son of senegal

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986845)