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There are actually 12 commandments; White people can't count/dont read the Bible

1. I am the Lord thy God 2. Thou shalt have no other gods...
amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
"You shall set up these stones, which I command you tod...
beady-eyed jade station jew
  06/10/25
It's a commandment. Furthermore it relates directly to the o...
amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
Tell him the shit about Yakub too. That's in there. That's l...
sinister kitchen
  06/10/25
"I am the Lord thy God" is not a commandment, it i...
embarrassed to the bone soul-stirring property yarmulke
  06/10/25
Father and mother is 2 commandments. And the other one (nei...
chocolate bearded sanctuary
  06/10/25
Thou shalt not kill is technically billions of commandments
swashbuckling piazza
  06/10/25
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amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
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chocolate bearded sanctuary
  06/10/25
Thou shall not goon
sinister kitchen
  06/10/25
are st thomas Christians allowed to take the lord's name in ...
Exciting Puce Site
  06/10/25
It's such a shitty list. They don't even tell you not to lie...
amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
retard you left that out taking the lord's name in vain so y...
Exciting Puce Site
  06/10/25
That's only one category of lies. In Persia, lying about Hun...
amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
i dunno mang, considering you made this stupid thread about ...
Exciting Puce Site
  06/10/25
I have yet to see anyone claim it's ten on the nose.
amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
Thou shalt not covet GJR
slippery brunch boiling water
  06/10/25
Thou shalt not be retarded. Unfortunately we are all sinners
Glittery toilet seat
  06/10/25
That's the Chinese version. They get right to the point.
amethyst nubile ratface
  06/10/25
Isn't one of the larger differences between Christian sects ...
hyperventilating dashing codepig
  06/11/25
everyone agrees it's ten. but orthodox Jews, Catholics, a...
multi-colored party of the first part reading party
  06/11/25


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Date: June 10th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface

1. I am the Lord thy God

2. Thou shalt have no other gods before me

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

5. Honor thy father and thy mother

6. Thou shalt not kill unlawfully

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery

8. Thou shalt not steal

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house

11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife or his slaves, or his animals, or anything of thy neighbor

12. You shall set up these stones, which I command you today, on Mount Argarizem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003645)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed jade station jew

"You shall set up these stones, which I command you today, on Mount Argarizem" is not part of the Ten Commandments, in either Exodus or Deuteronomy. Are you a Black Hebrew Israelite or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003811)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface

It's a commandment. Furthermore it relates directly to the other 11 commandments. Did anyone actually set up the stones or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003817)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: sinister kitchen

Tell him the shit about Yakub too. That's in there. That's law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003824)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone soul-stirring property yarmulke

"I am the Lord thy God" is not a commandment, it is an introduction

the direction to build a stone and plaster set of the commandments on the mountain came from Moses, not from God.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003656)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: chocolate bearded sanctuary

Father and mother is 2 commandments.

And the other one (neighbor's wife, etc) is like 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003661)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling piazza

Thou shalt not kill is technically billions of commandments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003826)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003827)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: chocolate bearded sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49004043)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: sinister kitchen

Thou shall not goon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003816)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Exciting Puce Site

are st thomas Christians allowed to take the lord's name in vain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003836)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface

It's such a shitty list. They don't even tell you not to lie. Ancient Persians would have made that rule #1, as the worst thing a Persian could be accused of was lying. Here the worst thing is what? Believing another god exists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003838)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Exciting Puce Site

retard you left that out taking the lord's name in vain so your list should be 13

not "lying" is number 9 on your stupid list, although I'd like your schizo take on what the REAL MEANING of bearing "FALSE WITNESS" against your "NEIGHBOR"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003845)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface

That's only one category of lies. In Persia, lying about Hunter Biden's laptop or Saddam's WMD would be a death sentence for any public official. It would also be the justification for any war to overthrow Saddam. "He lied" would be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003848)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Exciting Puce Site

i dunno mang, considering you made this stupid thread about how bad WHITE PEOPLE are at reading, then decided to omit an actual commandment (and separate the HOUSE coveting from the coveting of wives and asses), I'm not sure I can trust your thoughts on lying in ancient persia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003855)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface

I have yet to see anyone claim it's ten on the nose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003872)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: slippery brunch boiling water

Thou shalt not covet GJR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003877)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Glittery toilet seat

Thou shalt not be retarded. Unfortunately we are all sinners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003881)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: amethyst nubile ratface

That's the Chinese version. They get right to the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49003883)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating dashing codepig

Isn't one of the larger differences between Christian sects in how they condense these statements into 10 commandments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49005301)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part reading party

everyone agrees it's ten.

but orthodox Jews, Catholics, and protestants number them differently. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735903&forum_id=2Elisa#49005308)