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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Green Locus
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Talented antidepressant drug
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
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Diverse Stage
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Talented antidepressant drug
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Talented antidepressant drug
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Green Locus
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
magenta stead selfie
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Yellow swashbuckling alpha
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Yellow swashbuckling alpha
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
Sick glittery hell
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
Sick glittery hell
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Milky filthy lay private investor
  06/13/25
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Fuchsia odious business firm trust fund
  06/13/25
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magenta stead selfie
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  07/08/25
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Onyx Crackhouse
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Milky filthy lay private investor
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Green Locus

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Talented antidepressant drug

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Diverse Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Talented antidepressant drug

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talented antidepressant drug

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Green Locus

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: magenta stead selfie

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling alpha

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Yellow swashbuckling alpha

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sick glittery hell

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Topaz Spectacular Masturbator Striped Hyena

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Sick glittery hell

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia odious business firm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: magenta stead selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Onyx Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Milky filthy lay private investor

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49081449)