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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Titillating Hall
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
sepia arousing theater
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
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Histrionic Brethren Double Fault
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
sepia arousing theater
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
sepia arousing theater
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Titillating Hall
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
Canary Motley Boltzmann
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Cracking Police Squad Ladyboy
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Cracking Police Squad Ladyboy
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
Nighttime sweet tailpipe address
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
Nighttime sweet tailpipe address
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  06/13/25
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slippery parlor
  06/13/25
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Canary Motley Boltzmann
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  07/08/25
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provocative library fortuitous meteor
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Sinister Adventurous Stag Film
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Titillating Hall

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: sepia arousing theater

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Brethren Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: sepia arousing theater

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sepia arousing theater

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Titillating Hall

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Canary Motley Boltzmann

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Cracking Police Squad Ladyboy

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cracking Police Squad Ladyboy

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Nighttime sweet tailpipe address

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Blathering Bateful Digit Ratio Multi-billionaire

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Nighttime sweet tailpipe address

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: slippery parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Canary Motley Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: provocative library fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Sinister Adventurous Stag Film

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Elisa#49081449)