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Rate this House on the SE Shore of Lake Woodlands, Woodlands, Tex.

https://www.har.com/homedetail/31-southern-crescent-ct-sprin...
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
that's a $10k/mo property tax bill and the air conditioning ...
appetizing emerald center elastic band
  06/13/25
It’s true, you could build a big mansion in another pa...
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
And the tax rate there seems LOW for the woodlands...1.73%. ...
laughsome brunch
  06/13/25
for a property that expensive i'd like a lot more yard.
Crusty bearded box office mother
  06/13/25
The lake opens up the space. You have a nice view of the 4' ...
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
Bro for that money you can get 100 acres and a 10,000 square...
Amber dysfunction parlour
  06/13/25
Should I relocate? I don't even leave my house anyway. I don...
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
You need to learn marketable skills like sheetrocking, drywa...
Amber dysfunction parlour
  06/13/25
Disgusting. Cottonmouths deserve all the bird shot I've give...
Amber dysfunction parlour
  06/13/25
Yeah, they stink something awful.
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
reminder, disco fries is a fat duck loser from Houston, TX
Brilliant Macaca
  06/13/25
looks like the manmade lake is 6 feet deep and full of algae...
salmon principal's office
  06/13/25
Oh it’s a real snake pit in there. I see cotton mouths...
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
it seems so sad to have wealth to buy a 6 million dollar hom...
salmon principal's office
  06/13/25
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Amber dysfunction parlour
  06/13/25
We generally only have to worry about 4 kinds of snake: ratt...
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
Don't you pretend to live in NJ or something
Swollen Psychic
  06/13/25
Yeah, I love being in the Garden State.
khaki crackhouse circlehead
  06/13/25
absolute absurd way to waste money, I can't think of a worse...
Ivory chapel
  06/13/25
You can't even swim in the lakes in TTTexas the water is too...
Cobalt indian lodge
  06/13/25
This is hilarious
Mustard Domesticated Heaven
  06/13/25
Good thing the front of the house has a gate to KEEP PEOPLE ...
laughsome brunch
  06/13/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

https://www.har.com/homedetail/31-southern-crescent-ct-spring-tx-77380/5321179?lid=9875868

It's not quite the views you'd get in Calabasas, but it's not exactly awful either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012284)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: appetizing emerald center elastic band

that's a $10k/mo property tax bill and the air conditioning is probably another $3k/mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012303)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

It’s true, you could build a big mansion in another part of the world for less and that has better weather and yes, most of the outdoor entertaining space is a waste because nobody wants to be outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012312)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: laughsome brunch

And the tax rate there seems LOW for the woodlands...1.73%.

There are places in the woodlands that are like 3-3.5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49013859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Crusty bearded box office mother

for a property that expensive i'd like a lot more yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012320)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

The lake opens up the space. You have a nice view of the 4' deep lake and a direct view of the 6 lane 50mph Woodlands "Parkway" about 300 yards distant from the back porch. The sound carries across that water nicely and provides a lovely ambient hum of traffic. Like being perched directly above the 405, but it's a lot stickier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012336)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction parlour

Bro for that money you can get 100 acres and a 10,000 square ft house in MI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012615)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

Should I relocate? I don't even leave my house anyway. I don't have time to do that and my kids will kill each other if I leave them alone for more than 10 minutes.

They also do shit like put holes in the walls, break windows, run out in traffic, terrorize the neighborhood pets, chase oppossum, pretty much whatever they like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012672)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction parlour

You need to learn marketable skills like sheetrocking, drywalling, tiling, welding, etc. Im actually hosting a seminar this summer for lawyers without useful skills. Ive even gotten it approved as a CLE in FL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012691)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction parlour

Disgusting. Cottonmouths deserve all the bird shot I've given them over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012676)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

Yeah, they stink something awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012759)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Macaca

reminder, disco fries is a fat duck loser from Houston, TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012344)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: salmon principal's office

looks like the manmade lake is 6 feet deep and full of algae.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012361)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

Oh it’s a real snake pit in there. I see cotton mouths swimming around there all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012577)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: salmon principal's office

it seems so sad to have wealth to buy a 6 million dollar home but have family or a career tying you to such a nasty place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012668)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Amber dysfunction parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012671)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

We generally only have to worry about 4 kinds of snake: rattlers, copperheads, cotton mouths/water moccasins, and of coarse the furtive coral snake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012683)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Swollen Psychic

Don't you pretend to live in NJ or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012680)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: khaki crackhouse circlehead

Yeah, I love being in the Garden State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012685)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Ivory chapel

absolute absurd way to waste money, I can't think of a worse living situation by the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49012765)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cobalt indian lodge

You can't even swim in the lakes in TTTexas the water is too warm and it has brain eating amoeba in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49013272)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mustard Domesticated Heaven

This is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49013282)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: laughsome brunch

Good thing the front of the house has a gate to KEEP PEOPLE OUT OF THE YARD just mere feet away from the massive unsecured shoreline lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737326&forum_id=2Elisa#49013874)