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If you won a $3 billion lottery would you open a record store

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I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullio...
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All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-ow...
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I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and ...
Swashbuckling sadistic gunner
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Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.
Swashbuckling sadistic gunner
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I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.
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no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the bes...
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It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You&rsq...
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You could hire some Loser to run it
aromatic plaza
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lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.
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cr this is how you know OP is a Loser
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Outnumbered University Wrinkle
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Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that am...
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You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. A...
Outnumbered University Wrinkle
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You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.
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It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔
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You’d still be a Loser, Champ
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first thought was sure why not but actually no way. my w...
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You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of N...
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back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video ...
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I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it...
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Maybe Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend h...
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There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs a...
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Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has rece...
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Moral reasons lol.
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One could say it was theft
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what's done is done
Outnumbered University Wrinkle
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no i would not
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i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much...
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I would open a Film Production company afaik
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I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labo...
Outnumbered University Wrinkle
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I'd buy up land and create my own town
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Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well. I'd ...
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

Building $1 million taxes insurance overhead $180,000k/yr, maybe $27k in sales per year. Is it worth it? You could pretend it’s the 90s and employ suicidal Gen Xers as a form of charity. Seems better than what bill gates does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016272)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

I always think you should own the building with these things or just not bother imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016280)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

The question is would you be like “oh no my net worth 😢” or just chill and ngaf? It seems like, at some point, even with billions in wealth, that most would eventually sell the place out from under the Gen X wards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016287)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016571)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Wonderful chest-beating parlor pisswyrm

I’d open a numismatics shop and precious metals bullion buy/sell shop.

It’d be a fuckton of work but I think I’d enjoy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Stubborn coiffed liquid oxygen hominid

All that I've known really struggle. They're tiny, family-owned and limited in profitability. Attending major shows & having an online presence is mandatory, though they don't travel international.

I'd enjoy doing it as well, but I imagine it's only going to get harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018076)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sadistic gunner

I would do this and open a fountain pen store next door and also a store to sell nothing but mechanical keyboards. I am very autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016296)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sadistic gunner

Would also sell pocket knives and War Hammer figurines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016297)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: red aphrodisiac pistol cumskin

I heard a rumor Fountain Pen Hospital is for sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016324)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: talented brass love of her life

no. running a shitty retail store doesn't sound like the best use of $3-billion.

its like billy corgan running a tea shop. wtf is wrong with you man?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016299)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

It doesn’t preclude you from doing other shit. You’d hire a Gen Xer to run it. Maybe a 1981 millennial if no decent Gen Xers could be found. Since no one uses cash anymore they couldn’t really steal that much from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016309)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016546)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: aromatic plaza

You could hire some Loser to run it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016675)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: lime curious cruise ship boistinker

lol at ever being seen in public again if i had $3 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016587)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: orange bespoke gay wizard organic girlfriend

cr this is how you know OP is a Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016592)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

Why don’t you people understand that you’d basically never have to go there irl. Let the Gen Xers handle it. This is better than giving money to Africa imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016597)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: orange bespoke gay wizard organic girlfriend

Even then it's Losery and not something someone with that amount of money would do. This is something Kevin Smith would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016608)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

You’re acting like you’re exeunt or something. As if having more money limits possibilities and forces you to do gay shit or Nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016613)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: orange bespoke gay wizard organic girlfriend

You're acting like Kevin Smith, a Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016617)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

It’s .03% of NW. I would do other things too 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016626)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel



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Date: June 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Gold elite kitty native

You’d still be a Loser, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017220)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017318)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bisexual Sepia Sound Barrier Corner



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: kink-friendly chapel



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Date: June 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy plum step-uncle's house



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Date: June 14th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine Irate French Chef Windowlicker

Fuck no wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016591)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy multi-colored black woman blood rage

first thought was sure why not but actually no way.

my wife would to try to take it over or at least give a lot of “input” constantly. it’d just be a yuge headache. she is a Millennial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016624)



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Date: June 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

You could easily keep it a secret. It’s like .03% of NW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49016627)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful Shitlib Principal's Office

back in the 90s, the only way to get obscure Japanese video games and anime were those specialty shops people only knew about through word of mouth. I like the idea of running one but the internet ruined everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017253)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

I wouldn’t deign to “run” one, just own it behind the scenes. Maybe go in as a Secret Shopper to grade the staff. But we need more things to employ Gen Xers. The latest shooting in Minnesota was bc the Gen X assailant was unemployable bc he’s Gen X. We only need like 7000 of these jobs nationwide spread out strategically to absorb all excess Loser human capital. Instead Bill Gates and exeunt are focused on Africa. What is .03% of your current NW? $280?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017274)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: thriller bistre candlestick maker masturbator

Maybe

Vinyl is so fucking expensive, I can't comprehend how it's so popular. It doesn't sound better than digital unless a vinyl release has a master with more dynamic range and you can ignore the clicks and pops.

I feel like it's a meme that is on the way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017283)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

The covers are better bc they’re massive and not made of plastic. That’s like 45% of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017295)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: thriller bistre candlestick maker masturbator

There are people that have spent multiple thousands on LPs and listen to them on a shitty Crosley.

From a sound quality perspective, that money would have been far better spent on a legit stereo and a streaming subscription.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017526)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

Streaming hasn't caught up to CDs imo. Idk maybe it has recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017529)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: thriller bistre candlestick maker masturbator

In what way? In terms of quality you can stream in lossless or even hi-res lossless from Tidal, Apple Music & Qobuz.

In terms of selection nothing can top CDs. But Spotify has 99% of what I want and I can live without the 1% it doesn't have.

This might sound dumb but I got rid of my massive hoard of downloads for moral reasons and listen only to Spotify now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017979)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

Moral reasons lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018054)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: thriller bistre candlestick maker masturbator

One could say it was theft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018406)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

what's done is done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018416)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: carmine stage

no i would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017327)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

Would you do gay Africa shit like exeunt or just Hickok45 range with metal targets and poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017371)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: carmine stage

i would put Erik Prince out of business, and i'd own so much land ted turner started getting insecure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018470)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: kink-friendly chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018836)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Citrine Field Personal Credit Line

I would open a Film Production company afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49017989)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered University Wrinkle

I would too. Losing $25m per Film would be nbd. All the labor is cheap bc it’s all liberal artists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018038)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Magical Newt

I'd buy up land and create my own town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018045)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Stubborn coiffed liquid oxygen hominid

Not exclusively vinyl, but CDs & shirts as well.

I'd open a metal shop, and have a number of JVs with European companies. (Ravage Records just re-released Resurrection's Embalmed Existence in SS & LS!)

Maybe I could get Dan Seagrave to sell prints & sign albums he painted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737926&forum_id=2Elisa#49018082)