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3rd yr biglaw (lit), want to make $$$$, what are my options?

I'm 3rd year biglaw in lit, did fed COA clerkship prior. I'm...
useless rusted coldplay fan dopamine
  06/26/25
none of those offer you more money than you are making now ...
Aphrodisiac spruce travel guidebook genital piercing
  06/26/25
They're theoretically not mutually exclusive
useless rusted coldplay fan dopamine
  06/27/25
you sound retarded like woman/brown minority level
bronze supple principal's office sex offender
  06/26/25
"I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw...
blue sticky business firm philosopher-king
  06/26/25
kill all lawyers
bronze supple principal's office sex offender
  06/26/25
what about the white non-jewish ones
blue sticky business firm philosopher-king
  06/26/25
again, kill all lawyers
bronze supple principal's office sex offender
  06/26/25
"Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to som...
Bespoke violet church building toaster
  06/27/25
just stay put and if all else fails just jump before you hit...
floppy chrome hall
  06/26/25
yes, sitting second chair as a depo for an ancillary witness...
Garnet stag film partner
  06/26/25
she was the main drafter for a motion in limine though!
blue sticky business firm philosopher-king
  06/27/25
Sorry, no litigators
Dashing violent roast beef space
  06/27/25
...
Bespoke violet church building toaster
  06/27/25
put it all on boolberry
copper foreskin
  06/27/25
You have no marketable skills. Just be happy that you fou...
Bespoke violet church building toaster
  06/27/25


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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: useless rusted coldplay fan dopamine

I'm 3rd year biglaw in lit, did fed COA clerkship prior. I'm getting tired of it lately and want to move on to something that makes more money. In NYC but sure wouldn't mind moving.

What should I look at? Preftigious plaintiffs' firms? Find a startup that needs GC and is too dumb to look for transactionals? Hit up local rich shitlawyers for appellate work?

I have a lot of experience in discovery and a decent amount in drafting. I've been the main drafter for evidence motions, a few MSJs and MTDs, some amicus briefs, and one appeal.

I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw, but I've taken a few minor depos.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052953)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spruce travel guidebook genital piercing

none of those offer you more money than you are making now

also you arent a third year in biglaw lit you are 45 years old bald and gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052957)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: useless rusted coldplay fan dopamine

They're theoretically not mutually exclusive

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bronze supple principal's office sex offender

you sound retarded like woman/brown minority level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052960)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: blue sticky business firm philosopher-king

"I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw, but I've taken a few minor depos."

It's amusing that this poster thinks they are marketable or entitled to any kind of huge payday. Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to someone with a few minor depos under their belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052968)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: bronze supple principal's office sex offender

kill all lawyers

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: blue sticky business firm philosopher-king

what about the white non-jewish ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052973)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: bronze supple principal's office sex offender

again, kill all lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052976)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Bespoke violet church building toaster

"Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to someone with a few minor depos under their belt."

loooool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053524)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: floppy chrome hall

just stay put and if all else fails just jump before you hit the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052962)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Garnet stag film partner

yes, sitting second chair as a depo for an ancillary witness prepares you to make $$$$$$$$$ in a new job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052982)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: blue sticky business firm philosopher-king

she was the main drafter for a motion in limine though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053264)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Dashing violent roast beef space

Sorry, no litigators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053273)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Bespoke violet church building toaster



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: copper foreskin

put it all on boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053349)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Bespoke violet church building toaster

You have no marketable skills.

Just be happy that you found a job where you can get paid 6 figures to do absolutely nothing of value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053535)