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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
crimson station organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Painfully Honest Dragon Gay Wizard
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Dark beady-eyed pit round eye
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Painfully Honest Dragon Gay Wizard
  06/27/25
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spruce swashbuckling school cafeteria party of the first part
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hairraiser sadistic indian lodge
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
ungodly address
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hairraiser sadistic indian lodge
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stimulating orchid state
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vibrant community account church
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
razzle stage
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Maroon Bawdyhouse Jewess
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
Contagious Topaz Church Building Fortuitous Meteor
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Maroon Bawdyhouse Jewess
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
Bronze candlestick maker mental disorder
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Aphrodisiac infuriating temple love of her life
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Fantasy-prone racy pervert personal credit line
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Hyperventilating mediation
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
bat-shit-crazy brunch
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Puce medicated deer antler ape
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
alcoholic vigorous principal's office
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
Wonderful Cyan Parlour Knife
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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elite office
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spruce swashbuckling school cafeteria party of the first part
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Tantric hominid
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
vibrant community account church
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: crimson station organic girlfriend

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Dragon Gay Wizard

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Dark beady-eyed pit round eye

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Dragon Gay Wizard

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: spruce swashbuckling school cafeteria party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: hairraiser sadistic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: ungodly address

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: hairraiser sadistic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: stimulating orchid state

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: vibrant community account church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: razzle stage

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Maroon Bawdyhouse Jewess

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Contagious Topaz Church Building Fortuitous Meteor

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Maroon Bawdyhouse Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Bronze candlestick maker mental disorder

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac infuriating temple love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone racy pervert personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: umber gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: elite office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bisexual tripping nowag weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: elite office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Puce medicated deer antler ape

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: alcoholic vigorous principal's office

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Cyan Parlour Knife

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: pearly nighttime public bath generalized bond

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: elite office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: spruce swashbuckling school cafeteria party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Tantric hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: vibrant community account church

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057026)