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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Puce Cheese-eating Hospital Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054167) |
Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: purple therapy i support islam now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054170) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Hyperventilating people who are hurt giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Drunken black woman second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054403) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Puce Cheese-eating Hospital Old Irish Cottage it's disgusting. the vanity on these people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054416) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Drunken black woman i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054423) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ebony telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054439) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: stubborn arousing church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054475) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Curious crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055201) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM Author: Peach field pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055420) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Peach field pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054495) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Bright gas station The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054785) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM Author: fear-inspiring lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054414) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: stubborn arousing church It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054433) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: Milky costumed lodge wtf is an alive girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054473) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: stubborn arousing church A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054486) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Drunken black woman i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054497) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: stubborn arousing church lol, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054526) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Cream Theater Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054640) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: charismatic whorehouse legal warrant It's both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054789) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Curious crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055202) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: Talented Trust Fund Stage Same. Never understood the phrase until now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055374) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM Author: Zippy crawly heaven I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055532) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: purple therapy do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054657) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: onyx police squad property (guy posting on xo under a pumo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055176) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM Author: Milky costumed lodge lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055173) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: pink boistinker Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055219) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM Author: Curious crotch i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055220) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: pink boistinker Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her
Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened
Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Peach field pozpig lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055259) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Drunken black woman holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054492) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM Author: vibrant space doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055538) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Peach field pozpig It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49054498) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM Author: Magenta Nubile Ratface Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055180) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: Peach field pozpig It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055184) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: stubborn arousing church She is slightly older and not hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055195) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Magenta Nubile Ratface is that whats' so offensive about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055196) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: stubborn arousing church Yes. They're also just obnoxious people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055205) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: Curious crotch the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth
at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: pink boistinker He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.
He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5
Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Peach field pozpig absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055253) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Curious crotch she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055255) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: Anal bonkers wrinkle garrison He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.
An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: Walnut spot TiTscR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055375) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: Puce Cheese-eating Hospital Old Irish Cottage Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055384) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Puce Cheese-eating Hospital Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055373) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Talented Trust Fund Stage And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Mint Juggernaut You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055479) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Burgundy Razzle Associate Affirmative Action its kind of a representation of America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055306) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: sooty goyim tank she literally looks like a blow-up doll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055307) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Deranged double fault organic girlfriend I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.
Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?
The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM Author: Mint Juggernaut These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055481) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: Contagious Claret French Chef Native Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055530) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: Zippy crawly heaven Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055536) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Peach field pozpig It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055408) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Deranged double fault organic girlfriend Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?
He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates? |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM Author: Mint Juggernaut It's all about money and connections. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Elisa#49055482) |