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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Yapping Library Masturbator
  06/30/25
wow lol
Cobalt home ladyboy
  06/30/25
...
Violet menage goal in life
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Cobalt home ladyboy
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Yapping Library Masturbator
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Talented Internal Respiration National
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Yapping Library Masturbator
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Racy corner
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
vermilion stirring chad jew
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Cobalt home ladyboy
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
idiotic shrine affirmative action
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Yapping Library Masturbator
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
vermilion stirring chad jew
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Cruel-hearted cream school
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Cobalt home ladyboy
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Yapping Library Masturbator
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Lemon theater rigor
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Self-absorbed Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
...
nighttime slippery locale
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
brass excitant senate candlestick maker
  06/30/25
...
Yapping Library Masturbator
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
awkward yellow native hunting ground
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
boyish ocher clown
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
hideous irate site
  06/30/25
...
idiotic shrine affirmative action
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Cruel-hearted cream school
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
medicated associate
  07/01/25
...
boyish ocher clown
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
pea-brained white whorehouse
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Saffron costumed hell
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Plum stead
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
apoplectic harsh filthpig
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Lascivious address sweet tailpipe
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
amethyst dingle berry
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Yapping Library Masturbator

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cobalt home ladyboy

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Violet menage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cobalt home ladyboy

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Yapping Library Masturbator

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Talented Internal Respiration National

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Yapping Library Masturbator

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Racy corner

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: vermilion stirring chad jew

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Cobalt home ladyboy

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: idiotic shrine affirmative action

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Yapping Library Masturbator

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: vermilion stirring chad jew

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted cream school

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Cobalt home ladyboy

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Yapping Library Masturbator

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Lemon theater rigor

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Love Of Her Life

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: nighttime slippery locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: brass excitant senate candlestick maker

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Yapping Library Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: awkward yellow native hunting ground

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: boyish ocher clown

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: hideous irate site

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: idiotic shrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted cream school

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: medicated associate

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: boyish ocher clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: pea-brained white whorehouse

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Saffron costumed hell

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Plum stead

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: apoplectic harsh filthpig

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Lascivious address sweet tailpipe

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: amethyst dingle berry

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065360)