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Most annoying thing about RIFs
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: godawful garrison Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.
Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: claret gas station The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060683) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: godawful garrison 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060693) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: claret gas station By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060742) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: spectacular heaven patrolman For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060768) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: godawful garrison same here. his is my... 15th one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060778) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Exhilarant translucent den wrinkle cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060873) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Vigorous national many whites saying this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060993) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: kink-friendly stead doctorate In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060748) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Yellow Hateful Public Bath (George Clooney) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060891) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: kink-friendly stead doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061185) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM Author: jet-lagged mediation Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060754) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: godawful garrison ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060780) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Exhilarant translucent den wrinkle LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060874) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: thirsty contagious area 🧐 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061321) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: vibrant amber idea he suggested 80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: bateful puce office TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060793) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: godawful garrison link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060871) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: vibrant amber idea he suggested http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060940) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: godawful garrison nonresponsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060965) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM Author: Exhilarant translucent den wrinkle It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060881) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM Author: godawful garrison The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060887) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good multi-billionaire stag film Go back to your home country then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060900) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: concupiscible orchestra pit OP is a white guy
Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: godawful garrison thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060967) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: concupiscible orchestra pit youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060988) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: godawful garrison I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.
I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: concupiscible orchestra pit have you given up your pussy mongering days? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061931) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: godawful garrison yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062159) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM Author: concupiscible orchestra pit good for you. what led to the change?
youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM Author: godawful garrison i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.
i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good multi-billionaire stag film Are you an HR Man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060898) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: godawful garrison no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060911) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Yellow Hateful Public Bath Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060915) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: godawful garrison yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060917) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: Yellow Hateful Public Bath =SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060928) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: godawful garrison B46* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060944) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Yellow Hateful Public Bath Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060949) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: godawful garrison actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.
subtraction is TTT |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: sapphire stage (guy who def went to law school) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060962) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Yellow Hateful Public Bath That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061273) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: sapphire stage the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060957) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: godawful garrison how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060963) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: sapphire stage you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49060975) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: godawful garrison jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.
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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good multi-billionaire stag film paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061014) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: claret gas station tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062047) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM Author: kink-friendly stead doctorate Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061189) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: claret gas station Setstein, do you know who talks like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49062048) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Indigo resort brethren Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061209) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Yellow Hateful Public Bath Nahgunawerkhearaneemor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061315) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM Author: thirsty contagious area this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061324) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good multi-billionaire stag film 😏 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061397) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM Author: claret gas station I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061583) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Lascivious Property *farts cum* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Elisa#49061936) |