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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Pearly haunting rehab
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
floppy bonkers parlor lettuce
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Dead Titillating Skinny Woman Circlehead
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Marvelous immigrant bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
vivacious alpha
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
histrionic institution
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Vigorous reading party
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
cowardly soul-stirring church building
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
mahogany nofapping digit ratio
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Gold Mewling Dilemma Prole
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Maniacal Masturbator
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
appetizing snowy old irish cottage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Concupiscible keepsake machete
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
internet-worthy cruel-hearted temple rigpig
  06/30/25
cr
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
mahogany nofapping digit ratio
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
crusty cumskin home
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
appetizing snowy old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Maniacal Masturbator
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
internet-worthy cruel-hearted temple rigpig
  06/30/25
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passionate fishy center jap
  07/01/25
*bussy
burgundy knife
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
histrionic institution
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
lascivious love of her life
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Judgmental Den
  06/30/25
fuck
Maniacal Masturbator
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
lascivious love of her life
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Pearly haunting rehab
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Maniacal Masturbator
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
crusty cumskin home
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
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Violent party of the first part karate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
excitant gay senate
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
razzmatazz whorehouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Motley honey-headed bbw puppy
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
razzmatazz whorehouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
razzmatazz whorehouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Flushed ladyboy
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Hyperactive Crawly Set
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Mentally impaired antidepressant drug trailer park
  06/30/25
tcr
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
just jump
Outnumbered filthy ticket booth headpube
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
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Mildly autistic organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Cordovan flatulent dingle berry
  06/30/25
wow
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Provocative Halford Messiness
  06/30/25
JFC man
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
cowardly soul-stirring church building
  06/30/25
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Outnumbered filthy ticket booth headpube
  06/30/25
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Maniacal Masturbator
  06/30/25
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appetizing snowy old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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At-the-ready menage
  06/30/25
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vengeful fortuitous meteor jew
  06/30/25
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Hyperactive Crawly Set
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Mentally impaired antidepressant drug trailer park
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
excitant gay senate
  06/30/25
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Galvanic Submissive Windowlicker
  07/01/25
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passionate fishy center jap
  07/01/25
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dashing rose point
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
bipolar vibrant dragon
  07/01/25
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Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate
  07/01/25
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Dead Titillating Skinny Woman Circlehead
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
vivacious alpha
  06/30/25
bro
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
...
Mentally impaired antidepressant drug trailer park
  06/30/25
lol
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
...
Hilarious frum filthpig
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
citrine hospital
  06/30/25
jfc
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
mahogany nofapping digit ratio
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
At-the-ready menage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
vengeful fortuitous meteor jew
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
citrine hospital
  07/01/25
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Motley honey-headed bbw puppy
  07/01/25
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vengeful fortuitous meteor jew
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
federal cuck
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
crusty cumskin home
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Maniacal Masturbator
  06/30/25
...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/01/25
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Hairless wrinkle yarmulke
  07/01/25
lol
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
...
Outnumbered filthy ticket booth headpube
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Disgusting bespoke school
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
rebellious chrome dysfunction incel
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
cream gas station pozpig
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Supple preventive strike coffee pot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Unholy factory reset button
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Hairless wrinkle yarmulke
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
pontificating charismatic sanctuary fat ankles
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/01/25
...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
passionate fishy center jap
  07/01/25
😟
hideous people who are hurt
  07/01/25
...
white razzle trust fund crackhouse
  07/01/25
holy shit
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Hairless wrinkle yarmulke
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
massive market
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
histrionic institution
  07/01/25
...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Cordovan flatulent dingle berry
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
histrionic institution
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Sadistic chapel
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
passionate fishy center jap
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Charcoal office
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/06/25
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Cordovan flatulent dingle berry
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Bronze comical native double fault
  07/06/25
...
vengeful fortuitous meteor jew
  07/06/25
lol
Stirring Overrated Shitlib
  07/07/25
wow
fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Pearly haunting rehab

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: floppy bonkers parlor lettuce

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Dead Titillating Skinny Woman Circlehead

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Marvelous immigrant bawdyhouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vivacious alpha

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: histrionic institution

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous reading party

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cowardly soul-stirring church building

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: mahogany nofapping digit ratio

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Gold Mewling Dilemma Prole

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Masturbator

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing snowy old irish cottage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy cruel-hearted temple rigpig

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mahogany nofapping digit ratio

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: crusty cumskin home

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: appetizing snowy old irish cottage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Masturbator

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy cruel-hearted temple rigpig

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: passionate fishy center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: burgundy knife

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: histrionic institution

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lascivious love of her life

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Judgmental Den

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Maniacal Masturbator

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: lascivious love of her life

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Pearly haunting rehab

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Maniacal Masturbator

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: crusty cumskin home

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Violent party of the first part karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: excitant gay senate

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Motley honey-headed bbw puppy

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flushed ladyboy

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive Crawly Set

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired antidepressant drug trailer park

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered filthy ticket booth headpube

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Mildly autistic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cordovan flatulent dingle berry

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Provocative Halford Messiness

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cowardly soul-stirring church building

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered filthy ticket booth headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: appetizing snowy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: vengeful fortuitous meteor jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Hyperactive Crawly Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired antidepressant drug trailer park

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: excitant gay senate

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Galvanic Submissive Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: passionate fishy center jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: dashing rose point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bipolar vibrant dragon

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Dead Titillating Skinny Woman Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious alpha

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mentally impaired antidepressant drug trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hilarious frum filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: citrine hospital

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: mahogany nofapping digit ratio

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready menage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vengeful fortuitous meteor jew

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: citrine hospital

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Motley honey-headed bbw puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vengeful fortuitous meteor jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: federal cuck

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: crusty cumskin home

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Maniacal Masturbator

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Hairless wrinkle yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered filthy ticket booth headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Disgusting bespoke school

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: rebellious chrome dysfunction incel

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: cream gas station pozpig

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Supple preventive strike coffee pot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Unholy factory reset button

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Hairless wrinkle yarmulke

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: pontificating charismatic sanctuary fat ankles

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: passionate fishy center jap

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hideous people who are hurt

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: white razzle trust fund crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Hairless wrinkle yarmulke

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: massive market

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: histrionic institution

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Olive cracking striped hyena doctorate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cordovan flatulent dingle berry

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: histrionic institution

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Sadistic chapel

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: passionate fishy center jap

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Charcoal office

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cordovan flatulent dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bronze comical native double fault

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: vengeful fortuitous meteor jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring Overrated Shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant idea he suggested generalized bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)