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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Pearl goyim
  07/11/25
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Know-it-all multi-colored goal in life azn
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
useless business firm
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Canary House
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Irradiated yarmulke mad-dog skullcap
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Cream church building reading party
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
Pearl goyim
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ultramarine address rigor
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send reinforcements
Heady Nofapping School
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Domesticated windowlicker
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Pearl goyim
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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stirring senate
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
emerald submissive locus
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Pearl goyim

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: aromatic gas station

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: trip sandwich persian



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: ultramarine address rigor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: useless business firm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruise ship karate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: sable sickened striped hyena telephone



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: indigo territorial center



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Red nighttime national



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed indirect expression



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Mahogany autistic forum associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all multi-colored goal in life azn



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: useless business firm

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Canary House

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Irradiated yarmulke mad-dog skullcap

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Cream church building reading party

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Pearl goyim

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Sepia coiffed newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Den

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Cream church building reading party



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone adulterous pozpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: hideous iridescent casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed indirect expression



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all multi-colored goal in life azn



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: ultramarine address rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Heady Nofapping School

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Domesticated windowlicker

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Pearl goyim

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: sable sickened striped hyena telephone

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Pontificating brindle theatre

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Red nighttime national

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz gaped parlor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: stirring senate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: emerald submissive locus

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Pearl goyim

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: ultramarine address rigor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all multi-colored goal in life azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sepia coiffed newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bronze Cuckold Laser Beams



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Cream church building reading party



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