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lol at every cat and dog on earth preferring the man to the woman
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: hilarious university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49100170) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Boyish lemon coffee pot Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49100179) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: sable startling abode Animals and children are drawn to men over women to a hilarious degree
I made a poast about this recently too. It's really funny to watch animals and kids ignore female commands but then instantly become attentive and obey as soon as a man walks over |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: hilarious university Saw some confused woman chasing her cat with a camera shrilling "I bought you! I put your fancy feast out! And you roll at his feet while he just stands all still wtffff."
It's astonishing how they're like "my cat is broken" rather than "I'm annoying to all things big and small"
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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: beady-eyed puce public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49100244) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 9:24 PM Author: hilarious university Except spaceporn lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49210070) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: Vivacious out-of-control yarmulke ???
my cats are always very well behaved and responsive to me
random puppydoods that i encounter in the wild almost always like me immediately
is this an actual trend or are you guys just doing your grrr women grrr shit |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: shimmering locale roommate My first dog was male and he was glued to me and just looked at me w soft eyes every chance he got. My second dog, my current dog, likes me well enough but prefers my wife. Don’t think he’s a fan of my beard and he’s too dumb. When he was a puppy six months old I was breaking firewood outside and a piece flew through the air and hit him in the eye. He ran off crying and I immediately fell all over myself making nice to him but I think it spooked his already reactive psyche. Who knows. Some dogs are very good some are less good this one is less good but what are you gonna do. He’s still friendly enough.
Also fuck you fulano u can’t even manage sufficient responsibility for a goldfish much less a dog you homosex social parasite |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: fulano what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49623818) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: hilarious university You are a single shrew with an airport galley of men in your bedroom. I'm talking about married couples |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Vivacious out-of-control yarmulke ive been dating the same guy for a year and a half
i had three ltrs in a row spanning about a decade total (2 were live-in) and this was all true during those relationships. pets that i adopted with those partners always preferred me. |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: Goy Cattle every time im at a chicks place their dog always just follows me around intrinsically and just chills next to me and pays the bitch no attention
9/10 times theyll end up commmenting on it and then i tell them their animal doesnt have natural affection for them and only wants them for resources and this animal unconditionally loves me for no reason which youre not capable of |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT MFCR, this makes women MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49623966) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt) it's hilarious. girls coddle their animals but animals definitely respond more to aloofness than being pestered (also there's something about male energy + novelty of a new person.)
regardless of the reason, they get MAF when the cats they're fawning over go with the guy who is ambivalent. it's basically the female version of being a nice guy. |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: fulano its wild. they're constantly on about manspreading or whatever and it is like "whoa - you do absolutely everything wrong all the time and 90% of the time men are suffering so you dont fall off a cliff but you dont even acknowledge this because you're retarded. PS the fact that your cat hates you should be a huge red flag but no its a man's fault" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49624358) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt) they always have that npc angry face meme reaction to these things, particularly when its something like the cat liking the dude more that can't be explained away by "the patriarchy" or whatever. do they ever consider the fact *they* like dudes is an indication that not *everything* that benefits men is because of systemic social reasons crafted by selfish men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49624367) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT I slept over at this girl's place in late Nov or Dec and her dog was OBSESSED with me, wanted to sit next to me, sleep next to me follow me around and would not listen to a word she said she was like "WTF I AM HIS MOTHER WHY IS HE OBSESSED W YOU!" O SHE MAD.Was a good fluffy boy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49624370) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt) they love it because they believe in shit like their pet liking a guy having some supernatural significance, although they also can't help being annoyed by it too. birdbrain dissonance is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49624376) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: cowgod I was reading an essay I wrote as a kid and I capitalized Dad [sic] but not mom. Discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49624362) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Gregory Bovino I know a great pyranees that's extremely protective of every female and assumes every male stranger who approaches them is a threat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750239&forum_id=2Elisa#49624366) |