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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
coral bespoke school cafeteria becky
  07/14/25
Ty
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
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Comical demanding nursing home famous landscape painting
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
aqua yarmulke
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
aqua yarmulke
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
aqua yarmulke
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
big blood rage persian
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
...
indecent gaming laptop meetinghouse
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
wine curious patrolman stain
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
mauve corn cake
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
mauve corn cake
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Crusty Azure Market
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mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
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Cracking coldplay fan electric furnace
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Submissive Kitty Cat National
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Submissive Kitty Cat National
  07/14/25
what a stud
stirring institution
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Dashing orange garrison background story
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Submissive Kitty Cat National
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Dashing orange garrison background story
  07/14/25
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rebellious athletic conference
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
Excitant nowag
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Submissive Kitty Cat National
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
alcoholic grizzly property
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
alcoholic grizzly property
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
galvanic twisted sex offender
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
aqua yarmulke
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Crusty Azure Market
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
aqua yarmulke
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Misunderstood razzle spot
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Brass Toaster
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Amber medicated house
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
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mauve corn cake
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stirring institution
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
mauve corn cake
  07/15/25
...
Amber medicated house
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
Where is the link
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
mauve corn cake
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Talented Flesh Stage Mediation
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Charismatic Address Trump Supporter
  07/15/25
Here he comes
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
Mind-boggling Tanning Salon
  07/15/25
ahhhhh shit!!!
Amber medicated house
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Talented Flesh Stage Mediation
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...
At-the-ready incel
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mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
  07/15/25
almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
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Disgusting Shitlib
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stirring institution
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
...
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Talented Flesh Stage Mediation
  07/15/25
...
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Submissive Kitty Cat National
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boyish cuckoldry
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cobalt resort ratface
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baldmo judge tp
mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
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Glittery magenta native knife
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Know-it-all Mood
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rebellious athletic conference
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Glittery magenta native knife
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
gay mewling parlor pervert
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Wonderful olive field
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...
Racy shrine toilet seat
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Imagine?
mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
  07/15/25
"I can turn him straight"
At-the-ready incel
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mauve corn cake
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Wonderful olive field
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Hideous fat ankles
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greedy lodge
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
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stirring institution
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
  07/15/25
Tho humble
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
cobalt resort ratface
  07/15/25
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Talented Flesh Stage Mediation
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Charismatic Address Trump Supporter
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king
  07/15/25
...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
boyish cuckoldry
  07/15/25
forwent work
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Balding haunting pit halford
  07/15/25
*gayer
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Balding haunting pit halford
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Submissive Kitty Cat National
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
Glittery magenta native knife
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underhanded adventurous den hominid
  07/15/25
kike
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Hyperactive Brunch
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Disgusting Shitlib
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Excitant nowag
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Ebony blathering cuck hospital
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Submissive Kitty Cat National
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
tls fox
Glittery magenta native knife
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Glittery magenta native knife
  07/15/25
...
mauve corn cake
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Wonderful olive field
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
canary effete temple sweet tailpipe
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Green hairraiser candlestick maker mother
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
👋
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
Know-it-all Mood
  07/15/25
...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Know-it-all Mood
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
Know-it-all Mood
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
Know-it-all Mood
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
Crusty Azure Market
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
At-the-ready incel
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
Know-it-all Mood
  07/15/25
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stirring institution
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Glittery magenta native knife
  07/15/25
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irradiated stage goyim
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Internet-worthy bateful party of the first part stag film
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
mauve corn cake
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
bipolar home deer antler
  07/15/25
WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Vigorous Pozpig Sound Barrier
  07/15/25
stfu fag
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
Vigorous Pozpig Sound Barrier
  07/15/25
the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
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...
mauve corn cake
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
gay mewling parlor pervert
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
gay mewling parlor pervert
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
gay mewling parlor pervert
  07/15/25
He’s really good
underhanded adventurous den hominid
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
Exhilarant location ape
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Wonderful olive field
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
Hideous fat ankles
  07/15/25
jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
lascivious red really tough guy locus
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
Hideous fat ankles
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...
Umber Volcanic Crater University
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
Misunderstood razzle spot
  07/15/25
you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Low-t vivacious principal's office
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Low-t vivacious principal's office
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ty pumo
Crusty Azure Market
  07/16/25
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Comical demanding nursing home famous landscape painting
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Carnelian prole
  07/16/25
im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary
  07/16/25
crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
Exhilarant location ape
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
greedy lodge
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boyish cuckoldry
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
Ebony blathering cuck hospital
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
Coiffed 180 dingle berry headpube
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
Crusty Azure Market
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Big-titted Business Firm
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
Exhilarant location ape
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: coral bespoke school cafeteria becky

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Comical demanding nursing home famous landscape painting



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: aqua yarmulke

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101429)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: aqua yarmulke

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: aqua yarmulke

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: big blood rage persian

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: wine curious patrolman stain

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: mauve corn cake

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: mauve corn cake

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bateful party of the first part stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: stirring institution

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Dashing orange garrison background story

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Dashing orange garrison background story

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: rebellious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Excitant nowag

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: alcoholic grizzly property

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: alcoholic grizzly property

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: galvanic twisted sex offender

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: aqua yarmulke

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: aqua yarmulke

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood razzle spot

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Brass Toaster

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Amber medicated house

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready incel

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: mauve corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: mauve corn cake

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Amber medicated house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: mauve corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Talented Flesh Stage Mediation

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Address Trump Supporter

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tanning Salon

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Amber medicated house

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Talented Flesh Stage Mediation

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Disgusting Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Talented Flesh Stage Mediation

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: cobalt resort ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Cracking coldplay fan electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: rebellious athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: gay mewling parlor pervert

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Racy shrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: mauve corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: underhanded adventurous den hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Hideous fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Cracking coldplay fan electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: greedy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cobalt resort ratface

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Talented Flesh Stage Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Address Trump Supporter

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic dun center philosopher-king

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Balding haunting pit halford

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Balding haunting pit halford

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: underhanded adventurous den hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: wine curious patrolman stain

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Cracking coldplay fan electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Excitant nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Ebony blathering cuck hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat National

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mauve corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: canary effete temple sweet tailpipe

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Green hairraiser candlestick maker mother

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mood

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mood

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mood

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mood

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: At-the-ready incel

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Know-it-all Mood

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Glittery magenta native knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: irradiated stage goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy bateful party of the first part stag film

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: mauve corn cake

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bipolar home deer antler

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Pozpig Sound Barrier

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Pozpig Sound Barrier

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: mauve corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: gay mewling parlor pervert

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: gay mewling parlor pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: gay mewling parlor pervert

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: underhanded adventurous den hominid

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant location ape

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Wonderful olive field

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Hideous fat ankles

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: lascivious red really tough guy locus

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Hideous fat ankles

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Umber Volcanic Crater University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzle spot

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Low-t vivacious principal's office

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Low-t vivacious principal's office

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Comical demanding nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Carnelian prole

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good charcoal coffee pot sanctuary

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant location ape

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: greedy lodge

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: boyish cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Ebony blathering cuck hospital

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Coiffed 180 dingle berry headpube

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Crusty Azure Market

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Big-titted Business Firm

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant location ape

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105370)