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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Frisky Market Regret
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Burgundy Big Station Partner
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Frisky Market Regret
  07/26/25
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Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine
  07/26/25
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Charcoal legal warrant school cafeteria
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
razzle pit ape
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Frisky Market Regret
  07/26/25
At a bar
Swashbuckling depressive
  07/26/25
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Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine
  07/26/25
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frozen center
  07/26/25
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Talented turdskin mother
  07/26/25
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Glittery sable twinkling uncleanness multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
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beta bossy heaven organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
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Fuchsia resort
  07/26/25
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Orange doobsian brethren
  07/26/25
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Frisky Market Regret
  07/26/25
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insecure twinkling point
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Pungent kitty
  07/26/25
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umber university stock car
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Electric Idiot
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Cobalt Flatulent Hell Dragon
  07/26/25
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disrespectful school
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Territorial floppy son of senegal
  07/26/25
...
Burgundy Big Station Partner
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Irradiated Sandwich Library
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Frisky Market Regret
  07/26/25
...
Burgundy Big Station Partner
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Irradiated Sandwich Library
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine
  07/26/25
I know what to say
crimson shaky box office
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Frisky Market Regret
  07/27/25
...
aphrodisiac nibblets field
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
metal wonderful wrinkle
  07/26/25
...
Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Odious bull headed sound barrier
  07/26/25
...
Pungent kitty
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Olive spot skinny woman
  07/26/25
...
insecure twinkling point
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
self-absorbed gaped nowag coffee pot
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Pungent kitty
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Frisky Market Regret
  07/26/25
...
Burgundy Big Station Partner
  07/26/25
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poppy deranged incel
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Burgundy Big Station Partner
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Twisted degenerate cumskin
  07/26/25
...
Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Tantric toaster
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Violent Learning Disabled Space Crotch
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Violent French Chef
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Frisky Market Regret

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Burgundy Big Station Partner

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Frisky Market Regret

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Charcoal legal warrant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: razzle pit ape

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Frisky Market Regret

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling depressive

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: frozen center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Talented turdskin mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Glittery sable twinkling uncleanness multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: beta bossy heaven organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Orange doobsian brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Frisky Market Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: insecure twinkling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Pungent kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: umber university stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Electric Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Cobalt Flatulent Hell Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: disrespectful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Territorial floppy son of senegal

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Big Station Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated Sandwich Library

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Frisky Market Regret

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Burgundy Big Station Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Sandwich Library

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: crimson shaky box office

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Frisky Market Regret

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nibblets field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: metal wonderful wrinkle

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Odious bull headed sound barrier

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Pungent kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Olive spot skinny woman

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: insecure twinkling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed gaped nowag coffee pot

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Pungent kitty

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Frisky Market Regret

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Big Station Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: poppy deranged incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Big Station Partner

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Twisted degenerate cumskin

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buck-toothed property dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Tantric toaster

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Violent Learning Disabled Space Crotch

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Violent French Chef

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2Elisa#49134975)