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SP here. I really do feel sorry for you guys.

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Zippy tank
  08/16/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
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floppy gay public bath ratface
  08/16/25
Is that the sunset? Or a pie crust?
floppy gay public bath ratface
  08/16/25
or a chef's hat?
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
never not funny
Razzle lime space liquid oxygen
  08/16/25
Lol at this being hosted on gamespot.com
buff tanning salon
  08/16/25
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awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
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ivory sanctuary
  08/16/25
That's the funniest part LMAO
mind-boggling sneaky criminal native
  08/16/25
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Charcoal maniacal fat ankles pisswyrm
  08/16/25
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Elite Dog Poop National
  09/27/25
(sp taunting his slumber party captives)
Curious Station
  08/16/25
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arrogant cruise ship
  08/16/25
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Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
I tend to defend SP against your guys’ relentless assa...
narrow-minded hot mood
  08/16/25
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awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
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Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
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Vermilion casino deer antler
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blue judgmental abode
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fragrant heaven boltzmann
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pink indian lodge
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cerise exciting keepsake machete jew
  08/16/25
His set ups are just gold for this board
Metal supple lodge
  09/05/25
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Dull Sweet Tailpipe Stage
  09/05/25
stop raping that little gook you sick pedo fuck
Nighttime jet-lagged stead sandwich
  08/16/25
Date: August 15th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
dude I told you this yesterday, I sincerely tried several ti...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
yeah i'm autistic and have gone through this exact cycle man...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
He will never "listen". He will never be "cal...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
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fragrant heaven boltzmann
  08/16/25
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awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
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Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
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mind-boggling sneaky criminal native
  08/16/25
Sir you are attempting to reason with a "person" w...
awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
remember when he went after - that Filipino doctor in Oreg...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
Lol I forgot about the "Henry Aaron being a Filipino do...
awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
LOL yeah I'm forgetting most of them there have been so many
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
just found this one where he's trying to "talk some sen...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
>which you have no factual basis for "I will neve...
awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
rofl
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
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Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
He was right about all of these and now he is posting my per...
buff tanning salon
  08/16/25
his last dormant phase began after i tricked him into thinki...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
I do pity you all. I hope you get better soon. I hope you f...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
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Charcoal maniacal fat ankles pisswyrm
  08/16/25
SPACAHPOLN GETTAH BACK IN HELE CROWNHAIR BASTAHD! YOUA SEX T...
Nighttime jet-lagged stead sandwich
  08/16/25
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Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
What happened?
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
Pretty sure this is a continuation of yesterday's thread ask...
arrogant cruise ship
  08/16/25
No you don't. You're feigning pity in an attempt to assert ...
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
no, YOU'RE clearly maf.
Motley yellow mexican jewess
  08/16/25
i feel sorry for both of you and everyone itt. especially my...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
pls send karaoke pics
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
his smoking hot nerdy jewish bff has not poasted them yet bu...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
if you go through her jordan reels theres a vid of the centr...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
I hope things go well with the new girl.
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
(they won't)
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
hdy
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
jk brother
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
just remember if we split it i'm going to start fucking gary...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
gary is my lover
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
ofs there's absolutely no way anyone would call the degenera...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
She once told me you came out of the bathroom holding your e...
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
wasn't that *after* i fucked her ass?
Sienna Pistol
  08/17/25
thanks man. her bff is in town and they went ring browsing a...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
Sounds serious. Good for you.
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
thanks man. one time when i was discussing my divorce you gu...
Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
You can do it.
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
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Sienna Pistol
  08/16/25
I feel sorry for you and hope your life improves or that you...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
i'm good, but thanks man.
Motley yellow mexican jewess
  08/16/25
Why would I be mad at any of you at this point now that I&rs...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
what exactly brought this on?
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
lmao
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
Sir you are a balding 50-something shitlaw associate with a ...
awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
lmao Dude, you're maf and desperately cycling through dif...
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
I am sorry you are in pain and have had a lot of rejection a...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
LOLOLOL
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
Of course you too butt cheeks. I could almost call you &ldqu...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
Maybe don't broach butt-related trauma. Just an idea
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
I meant hurt cheeks in the general sense. Had no idea he was...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
you seem quite focussed on males getting raped as they grow ...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
Not really. I assume you have had some trauma in that fie...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
(hurt cheeks)
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
LOL I think his therapist must have told him to "fight...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
can anyone answer my question. what the hell brought this on...
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
I think it all links to his hilarious thread yesterday about...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
Not really. Ive felt sorry for you for sometime. You&rsquo...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
no no it's what I posted
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
I genuinely hope you find happiness amid the wreckage you ar...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
I don’t have a therapist. I am sorry for your thunde...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
I explicitly asked him if his therapist has told him to do t...
awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
LOLOLOLOL
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
Please see above. I don’t have a therapist. I’...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
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fragrant heaven boltzmann
  08/17/25
These are hilarious because we can all very easily visualize...
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
I’m sorry about the wife leaving, as I think that happ...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
You must be fucking pissed lol
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
I can almost hear the steam coming out of his ears from here
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
everyone should lay off him. i don't understand why, but the...
Multi-colored Property Quadroon
  08/16/25
dozens of people have tried sincerely to help him here count...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
I’m sorry you need to do what you do. It’s a si...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
LOL never change
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
I hope you get better. But if you don’t you have my c...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
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fragrant heaven boltzmann
  08/17/25
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fragrant heaven boltzmann
  08/17/25
? Why? I’m not in a position to compare lives or an...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
You keep trying to have the last word because you're angry. ...
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
it's 100% an instruction from his therapist who is trying to...
Elite Dog Poop National
  08/16/25
I don’t have a therapist and I do pity you and hope yo...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
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awkward boyish school
  08/16/25
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vivacious peach house boiling water
  08/16/25
I assure you it’s sincere. I’m sorry you keep t...
Zippy tank
  08/16/25
Wife yelling at you to go mow the lawn or something? Enjo...
dashing spot filthpig
  08/16/25
keep in mind he continues to come to xo—despite its ef...
ivory sanctuary
  08/16/25
This dude is going to snap one day and wind up on the ten o'...
fragrant heaven boltzmann
  08/17/25
The legit feuds are the weakest, most boring things that go ...
cerebral drunken site
  08/17/25
No they’re not, they’re hilarious. What do you w...
titillating brilliant digit ratio
  11/09/25
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Curious Station
  09/05/25
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Zippy tank
  09/05/25
for god's sake just stop posting here and go find something ...
Dull Sweet Tailpipe Stage
  09/05/25
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Curious Station
  09/27/25
You don’t know what you’ve thrown away.
Zippy tank
  09/28/25
Yes.
Zippy tank
  11/09/25
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Curious Station
  11/09/25


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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Zippy tank



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:41 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: floppy gay public bath ratface

Is that the sunset? Or a pie crust?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189837)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

or a chef's hat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189848)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Razzle lime space liquid oxygen

never not funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189881)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: buff tanning salon

Lol at this being hosted on gamespot.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189882)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: awkward boyish school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190391)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:05 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling sneaky criminal native

That's the funniest part LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190725)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Charcoal maniacal fat ankles pisswyrm



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Curious Station

(sp taunting his slumber party captives)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189883)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: arrogant cruise ship



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: narrow-minded hot mood

I tend to defend SP against your guys’ relentless assaults but this is pretty funny lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189900)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: awkward boyish school



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Sienna Pistol



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Date: August 16th, 2025 12:50 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:05 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: fragrant heaven boltzmann



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: pink indian lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Metal supple lodge

His set ups are just gold for this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49238335)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Dull Sweet Tailpipe Stage



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Nighttime jet-lagged stead sandwich

stop raping that little gook you sick pedo fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189884)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sienna Pistol

Date: August 15th, 2025 2:57 PM

Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt)

bro, you need to accept that this place is a place for ribbing and joking around. you will always be "mocked." i am frequently mocked and so is jcm. when it's funny i bump threads mocking me and i see jcm do the same. most of the stuff about me that is mocked is completely untrue. that adds to the humor for me, personally.

you need to accept that most people don't care one iota about "you." they care about the internet avatar "spaceporn." you need to stop taking it personally. some of the spaceporn jokes are funny and people are going to bump them. that doesn't mean that they're attacking "you", the human piloting the spaceporn avatar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2#49188159)

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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:58 PM

Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,

Yeah, I'm sure he's going to get it this time 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2#49188164)

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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:02 PM

Author: alpha+outgoing 24/7 thingdoer introvert (gunneratttt)

since he doesn't hate me rn i'm hopeful that he'll be more receptive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2#49188169)

UPDATE: HE WAS NOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189930)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

dude I told you this yesterday, I sincerely tried several times over several months to explain this to him with pure benevolent good will but he just turned around and insulted me, he does not want to hear (so now I treat him as a m-t-d-cow instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189934)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Sienna Pistol

yeah i'm autistic and have gone through this exact cycle many times.

spaceporn returns to his active phase. i commit myself to being nice and sometimes even write that passage about how it's "just the internet bro." spaceporn eventually starts getting vicious (often at that advice) which eventually leads to me trolling him when i lose empathy for him. after sperging hard for a while he goes dormant again. cycle restarts in 2-6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189965)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

He will never "listen". He will never be "calmed". No "sense" will ever be talked into him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189997)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: fragrant heaven boltzmann



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: awkward boyish school



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol



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Date: August 16th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling sneaky criminal native



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: awkward boyish school

Sir you are attempting to reason with a "person" who has gone on half a dozen personal crusades, maybe more, against random people who he picked out of google searches who he never interacted with in any way shape or form, but was convinced he was in a personal battle with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189941)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

remember when he went after

- that Filipino doctor in Oregon

- Eric Bumpus from Texas (whoever that was)

- that Chinese piano player kid who defrauded law school admissions or something

- some random 2nd year associate at some firm

- Shashwat

who else has there been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189951)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: awkward boyish school

Lol I forgot about the "Henry Aaron being a Filipino doctor" arc

Man there are probably like 15-20 of them and I just can't even remember them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189956)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

LOL yeah I'm forgetting most of them there have been so many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189958)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

just found this one where he's trying to "talk some sense" into a poster he thinks is shashwat

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Date: August 23rd, 2020 9:50 AM

Author: razzle idea he suggested hominid

PN. Stop. People here are asking you to stop. It's boring as fuck.

Link to any evidence of any allegation against me.

While we are at it:

What did you mean when you emailed me to work address the following three emails: June 14, 2020 saying "I'm gonna get your little boi spaceporn. I'm gonna snatch him up!! I'm gonna kidnap ur little boi and take him to my houe where we will have a party. If u ever let your guard dwoin, I'm gonna snatch ur boi. Plz understand Sp you stupid graduating dead last at uva retard that I'm gonna have my way raping ur boi."

and: 'SP CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR ('YOUR') SON FOR A MINUTE?

WHY SHOULD **YOU** GET TO ABUSE THAT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT RICEHOAL ALL THE TIME, HM??? THAT'S BULLSHIT SPACEPORN YOU HAVE TO SHARE THAT TIGHT YUNG BOI RICEHOAL W UR COLLEAGUES OK?"

Or May 30, 2020, "Imma snatch yourboy spaceporn! I'll snatch him up and bring that faggot chink gook back to my house and invite friends over (like you did at 'infamaous pizza place') and we'll have part time in your son's young boi ass. I'm seriously talking we'll run fucking train spaceporn."

May 16, 2020 "As soon as your faggot kid goes back to school I'm finna "Snatch him up" I'll chain him to my bed frame in some dank basement and let my faggot pervert dad friends run train on him."

Or January 20, 2019, you emailed me "Spaceprawn Imma snatch up ur boy an throw a party in his asshole for all my friends!!!"

These emails track precisely your language on this boart to me at length. You've also boasted on here about emailing me.

It's clear you've got something fucked up going on in your head concerning sex w kids. Even when you take the theme alleging that *I'm* doing all these terrible things (which you have no factual basis for), it's clear how fucked up you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

As I've said, you are a psychopath who is very dangerous. Poasters beware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4608873&forum_id=2#40797252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189964)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: awkward boyish school

>which you have no factual basis for

"I will never "be tried""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189980)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189983)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Sienna Pistol



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: buff tanning salon

He was right about all of these and now he is posting my personal information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190013)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Sienna Pistol

his last dormant phase began after i tricked him into thinking i was some random attorney and was spamming the guys name even after i revealed the ruse to avoid some random innocent guy's name getting associated to xo. he's accused me of being about half a dozen different lawyers now. and not just one off's "you're x" but spamming it for weeks with 100% confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49189974)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Zippy tank

I do pity you all. I hope you get better soon. I hope you find happiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190018)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Charcoal maniacal fat ankles pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190174)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Nighttime jet-lagged stead sandwich

SPACAHPOLN GETTAH BACK IN HELE CROWNHAIR BASTAHD! YOUA SEX TOY GIVIN ME RIPP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190179)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190193)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190216)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: arrogant cruise ship

Pretty sure this is a continuation of yesterday's thread asking me if i have a thing for bp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190778)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

No you don't. You're feigning pity in an attempt to assert status over us. You're clearly maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190254)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Motley yellow mexican jewess

no, YOU'RE clearly maf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190310)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

i feel sorry for both of you and everyone itt. especially myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190314)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

pls send karaoke pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190388)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

his smoking hot nerdy jewish bff has not poasted them yet but i will send you her insta as she will likely poast them soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190414)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

if you go through her jordan reels theres a vid of the central park memorial i mentioned and you can see me bobbing my head to oasis and crying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190426)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I hope things go well with the new girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190416)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

(they won't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190425)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190428)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

jk brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190438)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

just remember if we split it i'm going to start fucking gary again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190455)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

gary is my lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190470)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

ofs there's absolutely no way anyone would call the degenerate and humiliating acts i perform on her "love making."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190479)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

She once told me you came out of the bathroom holding your erect cock and it looked like you were holding a short log of shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190750)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Sienna Pistol

wasn't that *after* i fucked her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191428)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

thanks man. her bff is in town and they went ring browsing and she was sending me a ton of pics. about to take them out to a fancy ass dinner soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190430)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Zippy tank

Sounds serious. Good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190456)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol

thanks man. one time when i was discussing my divorce you guessed that it was probably because of shit like me not taking out the trash and being entitled and there was a lot of truth to that. i've learned a lot of about women and being a better man and holding up my end of bargain rather than just feeling entitled to it because of making good money and being a good dude. i've also learned to never engage with women logically when they are emotional and that's made all the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190466)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Zippy tank

You can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190474)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Sienna Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190475)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I feel sorry for you and hope your life improves or that you make peace with it and yourself. You may have a family of your own one day yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190413)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Motley yellow mexican jewess

i'm good, but thanks man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190461)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Zippy tank

Why would I be mad at any of you at this point now that I’ve seen enough of you folks to know how miserable and confused you are. I just feel sorry for you. Sometimes there is personal growth after pain loss confusion and you all and you in particular have all those in spades. I hope you get that personal growth at some point. Don’t doubt my pity for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190411)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

what exactly brought this on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190417)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190421)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: awkward boyish school

Sir you are a balding 50-something shitlaw associate with a fake wife and child who resent you that you purchased from overseas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190427)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

lmao

Dude, you're maf and desperately cycling through different strategies to try to assert status. Yesterday, you were pretending to be alpha. Today, you're pretending to have pity for us.

It's not going to work. It could never work. No one here will ever feel like you have higher status than them. No one here will ever look up to you or respect you. It won't happen! It can't happen! This is an exercise in utter futility, and if you can't leave this place without winning on your terms, you will die here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190437)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I am sorry you are in pain and have had a lot of rejection and I’m sorry for that. I pity you and hope you get better. Forget about her she wasn’t good enough for you. Sorry you are bullied at length and I’m sorry you had a thunderdome experience here and there. Get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190451)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190454)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Zippy tank

Of course you too butt cheeks. I could almost call you “hurt cheeks”. Speaking of thunderdomes I’m glad you made it out alive but keep that stuff where it belongs long enough and the daily pain will subside eventually. You’ll age out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190462)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

Maybe don't broach butt-related trauma. Just an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190473)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I meant hurt cheeks in the general sense. Had no idea he was raped while In the thunderdome. One would think he would just make payments. That had to be traumatic in any event. It certainly explains some things.

I do believe he’ll grow out of it and find some peace before he hurts anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190487)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

you seem quite focussed on males getting raped as they grow up, is it because you raped poor little Justin so much when he was a young boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190492)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Zippy tank

Not really.

I assume you have had some trauma in that field, “butt cheeks”. But it’s not material for you to deny it here. You’ve got a long remainder of life ahead of you and I hope you try to make some of it happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190505)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

(hurt cheeks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190464)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

LOL

I think his therapist must have told him to "fight back" this way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190476)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

can anyone answer my question. what the hell brought this on? was sp getting into a feud with someone or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190480)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

I think it all links to his hilarious thread yesterday about BP and JCM, a thread that went very badly south for SP, and now this thread today is him "fighting back"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190488)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Zippy tank

Not really. Ive felt sorry for you for sometime. You’ve really done a number on your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190498)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

no no it's what I posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190499)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I genuinely hope you find happiness amid the wreckage you are currently in. And I hope that happiness does not entail hurting anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190508)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I don’t have a therapist.

I am sorry for your thunderdome experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190491)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: awkward boyish school

I explicitly asked him if his therapist has told him to do this in order to "clap back" at his Online oppressors, and he refused to answer me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190493)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190495)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Zippy tank

Please see above. I don’t have a therapist. I’m sorry you are suffering so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190501)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: fragrant heaven boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191312)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

These are hilarious because we can all very easily visualize you seething while you write them. Keep it up, buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190458)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I’m sorry about the wife leaving, as I think that happened to you. That had to hurt. I wish you well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190469)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

You must be fucking pissed lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190478)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

I can almost hear the steam coming out of his ears from here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190494)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Property Quadroon

everyone should lay off him. i don't understand why, but the ribbing and jokes, etc. affect him negatively. i mean in a sense, i guess you deserve it if you keep coming back to a place where people ridicule you, but it's cruel.

he is a human being at the end of the day, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190503)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

dozens of people have tried sincerely to help him here countless times over many years, including me, but he absolutely insists on continuing to behave here the way he does, and so he deserves no sympathy whatsoever and instead deserves all of the mockery he gets here plus much much more

plus, he's such a loser, and he reacts so well, it's so funny, has there ever been a better lolcow in the history of shitpoasting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190519)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I’m sorry you need to do what you do. It’s a sickness and I do pity you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190527)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

LOL never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190531)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I hope you get better. But if you don’t you have my condolences and I pity your circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190535)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: fragrant heaven boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191316)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: fragrant heaven boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191314)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Zippy tank

? Why?

I’m not in a position to compare lives or any of that stuff but I know you were hurt badly and that you are concerned about your future. Owch! Hope you get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190510)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

You keep trying to have the last word because you're angry.

I keep replying to you because I'm curious to see how long you'll sit there furiously typing insincere expressions of pity.

We are not the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190526)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Elite Dog Poop National

it's 100% an instruction from his therapist who is trying to teach him "coping strategies" so that he doesn't throw himself under a train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190529)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I don’t have a therapist and I do pity you and hope you get better irl in a way that doesn’t cause further harm to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190534)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: awkward boyish school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190549)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: vivacious peach house boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190565)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Zippy tank

I assure you it’s sincere. I’m sorry you keep trying to prod me into something to justify your sickness.

You can have the last word if it lessens your pain Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190532)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: dashing spot filthpig

Wife yelling at you to go mow the lawn or something?

Enjoy the fresh air, you maf weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190546)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: ivory sanctuary

keep in mind he continues to come to xo—despite its effects on his personal life and despite him being the single biggest lolcow in the history of the site’s existence—because the attention he receives here is preferable to that he receives irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49190597)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 1:11 AM
Author: fragrant heaven boltzmann

This dude is going to snap one day and wind up on the ten o'clock news and everyone here will feel terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191317)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: cerebral drunken site

The legit feuds are the weakest, most boring things that go on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49191445)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: titillating brilliant digit ratio

No they’re not, they’re hilarious. What do you want, More X links and politics slop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49413934)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Curious Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49238325)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Zippy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49238867)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Dull Sweet Tailpipe Stage

for god's sake just stop posting here and go find something else to do with your spare time

nobody will think of you and you will be almost instantly forgotten

just leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49238883)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Curious Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49307149)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Zippy tank

You don’t know what you’ve thrown away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49310061)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Zippy tank

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49413875)



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Date: November 9th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Curious Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763027&forum_id=2Elisa#49413835)