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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: violet jet-lagged legend karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: chrome outnumbered area lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: violet jet-lagged legend karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Ultramarine Library Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: mahogany histrionic locus that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: violet jet-lagged legend karate pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: stubborn flirting candlestick maker and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: mahogany histrionic locus 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Puce business firm cuck 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Puce business firm cuck Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Puce business firm cuck Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: Puce business firm cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49381541) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: avocado erotic institution jew Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: irradiated disrespectful stage Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: avocado erotic institution jew I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Ultramarine Library Round Eye lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Ultramarine Library Round Eye what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: learning disabled green international law enforcement agency church three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: blue racy clown abode It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: vibrant den antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Frisky market hissy fit Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Abusive mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: ruby cerebral school cafeteria Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: hot nursing home im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: vibrant den antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: hyperventilating rehab Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: hot nursing home two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Puce business firm cuck The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: sadistic sienna property giraffe LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: avocado erotic institution jew "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: ruby cerebral school cafeteria The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: laughsome narrow-minded theater stage brethren lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Ultramarine Library Round Eye this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: hot nursing home the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Awkward wine space pisswyrm It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: avocado erotic institution jew Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: violet jet-lagged legend karate parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839) |