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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
stirring rehab wagecucks
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Obsidian soggy travel guidebook
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
razzle nursing home
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Swashbuckling pistol
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
dull indirect expression
  08/30/25
...
Lascivious territorial private investor half-breed
  09/05/25
, he lisped
adventurous sienna theater stage
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Slap-happy Scarlet Idiot
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
stirring rehab wagecucks
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Slap-happy Scarlet Idiot
  08/31/25
...
stimulating startling halford
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
razzle nursing home
  08/31/25
delusional take
stimulating startling halford
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
razzle nursing home
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Racy Therapy Philosopher-king
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
razzle nursing home
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
sable parlour
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
razzle nursing home
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
stirring rehab wagecucks
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
razzle nursing home
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
stirring rehab wagecucks
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
sable parlour
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
razzle nursing home
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
razzle nursing home
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
razzle nursing home
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
sable parlour
  09/05/25
...
razzle nursing home
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
coral frozen parlor
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
sable parlour
  09/05/25
...
razzle nursing home
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
razzle nursing home
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
sable parlour
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
stirring rehab wagecucks
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
electric flickering sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
razzle nursing home
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
electric flickering sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
razzle nursing home
  09/05/25
Kenny
sable parlour
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
stirring rehab wagecucks
  09/06/25
...
drab insecure background story
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
razzle nursing home
  09/06/25
...
drab insecure background story
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
stirring rehab wagecucks
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
razzle nursing home
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Histrionic deer antler
  09/07/25
Explain
stirring rehab wagecucks
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
passionate dopamine
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
stirring rehab wagecucks
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
razzle nursing home
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
stirring rehab wagecucks
  09/07/25
...
Racy Therapy Philosopher-king
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
razzle nursing home
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
razzle nursing home
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
razzle nursing home
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
razzle nursing home
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
razzle nursing home
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
razzle nursing home
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Obsidian soggy travel guidebook

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pistol

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: dull indirect expression

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lascivious territorial private investor half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: adventurous sienna theater stage

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy Scarlet Idiot

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Slap-happy Scarlet Idiot

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: stimulating startling halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: stimulating startling halford

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Racy Therapy Philosopher-king

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sable parlour

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: sable parlour

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: sable parlour

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: coral frozen parlor

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: sable parlour

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sable parlour

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: electric flickering sneaky criminal

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: electric flickering sneaky criminal

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: sable parlour

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: drab insecure background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: drab insecure background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Histrionic deer antler

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: passionate dopamine

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: razzle nursing home

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: stirring rehab wagecucks

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Racy Therapy Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzle nursing home

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599047)