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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Spectacular Parlor
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
diverse nubile stage
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Cordovan Chad
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
khaki university wagecucks
  08/30/25
...
drab theater
  09/05/25
, he lisped
adulterous main people
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
navy razzmatazz generalized bond
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Spectacular Parlor
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
navy razzmatazz generalized bond
  08/31/25
...
180 tattoo
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  08/31/25
delusional take
180 tattoo
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
puce immigrant sanctuary
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
indigo puppy
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Spectacular Parlor
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Spectacular Parlor
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
indigo puppy
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
indigo puppy
  09/05/25
...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
heady flesh meetinghouse
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
indigo puppy
  09/05/25
...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
indigo puppy
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Spectacular Parlor
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
onyx striped hyena
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
onyx striped hyena
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/05/25
Kenny
indigo puppy
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Spectacular Parlor
  09/06/25
...
Fantasy-prone Milk Shrine
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/06/25
...
Fantasy-prone Milk Shrine
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Spectacular Parlor
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
contagious zombie-like business firm dog poop
  09/07/25
Explain
Spectacular Parlor
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Fiercely-loyal Location
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Spectacular Parlor
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Spectacular Parlor
  09/07/25
...
puce immigrant sanctuary
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
indigo puppy
  01/18/26
...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
swashbuckling national pervert
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Spectacular Parlor
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Spectacular Parlor
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
vibrant church
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
indigo puppy
  05/28/26
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turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle
  05/28/26
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  06/07/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: diverse nubile stage

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Cordovan Chad

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: khaki university wagecucks

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: drab theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: adulterous main people

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: navy razzmatazz generalized bond

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: navy razzmatazz generalized bond

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: 180 tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: 180 tattoo

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: puce immigrant sanctuary

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: indigo puppy

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: indigo puppy

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: indigo puppy

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: heady flesh meetinghouse

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: indigo puppy

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: indigo puppy

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: onyx striped hyena

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: onyx striped hyena

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: indigo puppy

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Milk Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Milk Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: contagious zombie-like business firm dog poop

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Location

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: puce immigrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: indigo puppy

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling national pervert

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlor

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: vibrant church

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: indigo puppy

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: turquoise erotic theatre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Elisa#49919996)