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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater Thank you Tommy. For doing the opposite of what is intelligent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814230) |
Date: April 13th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Adventurous weed whacker Guy’s a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814253) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater I love him and I think he's a legendary poaster but my trading strategy is as simple as "don't be like Tommy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814260) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: pungent codepig sound barrier Robinhood is offering a new Inverse-Tommy 3x ETF, symbol: TURD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814276) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:47 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater 180 lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814279) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: apoplectic pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814293) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: disturbing lay round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814297) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815024) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:35 PM Author: Useless Thriller Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815363) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: brindle naked dopamine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815433) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Brass Swashbuckling Stag Film Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815560) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:10 PM Author: grizzly yapping sneaky criminal fanboi Fuckin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815771) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: Red concupiscible depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815900) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:40 AM Author: startling incel giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816225) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: pea-brained brilliant preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815434) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: stirring twinkling cumskin the inverse tommy etf ($NOMTR) is beating the S&P500 by 100% over the last 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814292) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Wtf is NOMTR supposed to mean
All he had to do to have doubled his wealth was park it in QQQ and do absolutely nothing. He couldn't even do that. He couldn't do nothing. He is worse than nothing. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: stirring twinkling cumskin <><><>NOMETER<><><>, tommy's consistent inability to get taxis to charge him the correct fare because "the meter isnt working" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814368) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater it should be some sort of inverse of HELLOSIR like NULLOSIR or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49814419) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School furk... in tajikistan i cldnt get my esim to work so cldnt use the ride sharing apps so the TAXI MAFIA charged me $10 for airport taxi to my airbnb. later i learned it shld have been $2.80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815027) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 5:15 PM Author: stirring twinkling cumskin 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815167) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:36 PM Author: Useless Thriller Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815365) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815005) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School I have enough money, so im not trying to maek anymore money
HTH |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Did you really put 5 grand more into shorting semiconductors? Unbelievably dumb if true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815047) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School SOXS isnt really shorting is it? what does that word mean? its inverse 3x of SOXX
oh i guess thats shorting times 3?
SOXX is up like 30% in a furking week, it cant go up forever nigga |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Shorting is a very dangerous financial instrument to people who don't know what they're doing. The time to short the market was many months ago. We're literally in a major growth cycle you're betting 3X that it's going to go down? Are you insane? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815065) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School ljl yes nothing happening in the mideast nigga
im tired of this shit i just need to get out of stocks maybe except 400k
ill hold SOXS and maek my money back its ok
my puts were veddy furking stupid jfc |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater The market is going up how can you possibly be in SOXS? are you insanely stoopid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815205) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School SOXL literally hit an ATH, why not invest in SOXS? SOXL cannot go up for ever, chips have been on insane run and will cum back to earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815348) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Possibly but not in the time frame you're looking at. Being too soon is as bad as being wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815436) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:02 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School i was already in, i can wait though diss veddy veddy bad and retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816143) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:43 AM Author: Hyperactive cruise ship masturbator plus i've tried to explain to this retarded nigger before that 3x etfs are inherently money-losing instruments in the medium to long term and he never listens. If the underlying goes up $1000 and then down $1000, the 3x etf isn't at breakeven it's sitting at a huge loss even though the underlying asset is the same price it started at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816169) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:49 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater I will admit this confused me in the past as well. Took a while for me to grasp it. It's the same as why VOO is better to hold long term than SPY. It's the fees, man.
Leveraged ETFs and any short position should be used sparingly and only if you know what you're doing. The entire reason betting that the market will go down is called shorting is because it was understood since the dawn of time that it was only meant to be held onto for short periods of time. If the market went down in the long run the country, and hence, the world would collapse. Long positions are synonymous with long term growth.
Tommy should really park his capital in long term growth equities and bonds and chill the fuck out on the daily gambling routine but I guess he has to since his life has no meaning. |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: Hyperactive cruise ship masturbator if you think it's "fees" then you still don't understand. here's the retard-level explanation:
https://www.etf.com/sections/etf-basics/why-do-leveraged-etfs-decay |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49817068) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:35 PM Author: bearded mexican historically the best indication that we're entering a bear market is when people who don't know shit about finance start entering the market and confidently talking about it. the ole' "start shorting when your cabbie starts giving you stock tips" adage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815362) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Put your money where your mouth is faggit. Short with Tommy. Don't just talk about it go all in. It's all going to zero. Gas prices, Iran War. It's true all of it. Don't be a punk ass bitch short the market ASAP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815432) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM Author: bearded mexican what makes you think we're in a "major growth cycle" after a decade+ of bull market other than that you downloaded robinhood this month and hope the market continues to grow?
to be clear, i dont have a strong opinion on which way things are going to go in the short term. it's just bizarre seeing you spout this on a forum with a lot of people who have studied and work around finance. /r/wallstreetbets would be a better fit for dunning kruger bloviating dressed up with language you don't understand. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Since I've started poasting about it I've made money every day and Tommy has continued to lose. But I'm sure it's all beginner's luck. The bear market is going to kick in any minute. But you will never acknowledge I was right even if I keep winning forever you will still have some quip about how I'm an idiot. OK look at the scoreboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815580) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: bearded mexican i surely have 1000x more invested in the market going up than you. i just said im not predicting anything one way or the other. im asking you why you think it's "growth cycle." you're resorting to strawmanning because you don't have an answer but emotionally can't reconcile that with your delusions of grandeur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815760) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater how do you know how much I have invested? dafuk lol? that's what this is about, you think it's about "who's richer than you"? the argument is about whether or not we're in a growth cycle. SPY is literally, LITERALLY up 3.5% over 6 months... And your comeback is "I think I have more money than you." LOL! Why don't you deal in facts and reality? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815784) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: bearded mexican because i just told you i wasn't predicting which way the market was going and you still responded in line with that so i provided some evidence about how im not saying the market is going down soon.
you're doubling down on the emotional nonresponse because you're still frustrated you're being called out for talking out of your ass. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater If you don't think the market is going to go down soon then why do you think I'm an idiot for betting against Tommy? I think most on the bort agrees with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815815) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:42 PM Author: bearded mexican https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&mc=44&forum_id=2#49815464
never called you an idiot for betting against tt. you're just being evasive by inventing things to argue against that i never said. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:52 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater You said dunning krueger bloviating which is synonymous with retard. Anyway it doesn't matter what I say just watch the market. It will continue to grow. I just want my W hat when I'm proven right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815837) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: bearded mexican "im not talking about predictions and in fact my actual money is on the market going up."
"i want my w when the market goes up!"
if you don't want people pointing out your retardation stop neing a retard. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater Ok champ. Just do attack me and call me an idiot for not knowing anything and then go btw I'm not actually saying anything! Lol what an absurd copout. OK yeah you never said what way you thought the market was going but you did call me stoopid five times. So which one is it? I don't understand anything and you're not akshually saying fuckall? Is it have your cake and eat it day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815894) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:05 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School plz link a thread u made from 2-3 weeks ago proclaiming it was a GREAT TIME TO BUY this is overblow the market is gonna BOOM
plz link nigga. its easy to be a monday morning cricket player. THANK! |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:30 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851573&mc=2&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851164&mc=22&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&mc=19&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851546&mc=3&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849224&mc=93&forum_id=2#top |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:55 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School NIGGA JEW ALERT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816178) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:56 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater U mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816180) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:57 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School yes, if i had just sold my SOXS a couple weeks ago and let me equities ride without buying this stupid SOXL puts i wld be closing in on 1.5m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816181) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:59 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater We know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816183) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater btw I will help you out since ur not a stockmo
the rational counterargument to "we're in a bull run" is actually "there's a lot of market volatility right now and I prefer to invest in stable, anti-inflationary assets such as bonds." There are assets to acquire that can beat inflation but much less risky than the market. This is what investors with large sums of money are doing if they're worried about the volatility right now.
What makes Tommy's position so irrational is he's not even saying that the market is mispriced, turbulent, too risky, or what have you. He's actually saying it ought to be valued much lower than it is because "it can't go up forever" which is some really poor logic considering that historically over time the market does go up forever. The only rational use case for shorting the market is if you think stocks are specifically overpriced for a reason in the short term and are going to take a hit by a specific end date for some reason you can articulate, which he ostensibly cannot.
At any rate, being neutral or risk-adverse is the correct play if you are completely ignoring the signs that we're on a bull run, which, to be fair, I can't claim to know and no one knows. But there are some GLARING signs and to ignore them is almost to bury your head in the sand. But even if you are super risk averse, the correct action is not to literally short the market which is total madness. And then you drop in here to go hurr durr you're an idiot, gbtr. Ljl at you. |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: bearded mexican historically over time the market does go up forever tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815772) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:18 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater it's an incontrovertible fact of reality. you're literally, LITERALLY betting on America. There are periods of downturns like the Great Depression and the 2008 Recession and shit. Dot com bubble. You realize these events are fairly rare and have distinct characteristics than "oil prices are high due to Iran War"? I haven't seen one expert who says this is going to crash the US economy. Good luck if you're buying the fearing mongering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815781) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: Mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness factory reset button Oh no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815473) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815583) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM Author: pea-brained brilliant preventive strike This whole situation reminds me of the state of gaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815776) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: lavender volcanic crater It actually is fairly similar. There's a bunch of idiots who are fear mongering and making retarded choices and making a lot of excuses who are really loud and bloviating. And then there's a small number of "smart money" people who are going huh the market is woefully underpriced and the risk/reward analysis is there's very little downside and most likely scenario is it goes up a lot. But the LOSERS can't stop melting down about it because they can't shut up or stop themselves from making retarded bets like Tommy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49815789) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:03 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School rofl this is monday morning QB, no one at war start was saying OH MARKET IS UNDERPRICED TIME TO BUY! ljl no one is buying ecept furking god damn JEWS trading on insider info and working for the mossad to pump the market
just read its been low volume for weeks and market still goes up, thats veddy rare and unusual, veddy kooky odd case definitely not kikes kiking shit |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:32 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater Read the tea leaves. Oil and Iran War isn't doing shit. Assets underpriced. Tech especially not prone to oil shock. Lots of investor confidence. Low volume but no one selling. A lot of new money flooded in in the last two weeks. No one selling. Everyone greedily awaiting all time highs. Use your head for once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816165) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:55 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School buy high, sell low (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816177) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:55 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater Ur leading the way with this strategy except with your SOXS you still have a lot more money to lose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816179) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:57 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School im furking retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816182) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:01 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater Does gambling wildly on the market and making terrible decisions give you some kind of rush of feeling like it's keeping you alive somehow or do you just hate the idea of growing your wealth and being richer so much you have a compulsion to self sabotage? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816185) |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:04 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School yes, the first. cause im in asia and its nighttime when US markets open and its like my only hobby and shit, i think its a bit of an addiction
and i still beleive in like 1999 downturn where it takes QQQ 12 years to reach back ATH
it will happen again |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:07 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater Yeah no it won't lol. Not in these market conditions.
Anyways yeah you play stocks like you're at the blackjack table. You just make very random high risk high reward bets that are not meaningfully based in reality. It would be the same if you walked into a casino and made a 5K prop bet on the length of the Super Bowl anthem.
Many such cases but I noticed a lot of Asian people in particular like to gamble on stocks as a hobby. Seems cultural. |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:55 AM Author: Tan Embarrassed To The Bone Digit Ratio School anyway, just ran the numbers and im gonna do a SURGE and roll my puts into QQQ puts exp may 1 maybe 1-2% off current price and then put abt 1.5k more into it and then i will only need a 380% gain to recover my money
ill be like 25k in then |
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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:59 AM Author: lavender volcanic crater Ugmi 380% is nothing. Anyone can do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49816197) |
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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\" market only goes up now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856624&forum_id=2Elisa#49820193) |