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Will the STOCK Market ever go down again? 4/13/26

Furk im so furked
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
you shorted the market, how much of loljewdigits are you dow...
Hyperactive disrespectful fat ankles
  04/13/26
like 50kish but i shorted it while still have 500-600k in eq...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
imagine how much rat meat, rat meat restaurant stalls, shitt...
Hyperactive disrespectful fat ankles
  04/13/26
this shit is absurd how can SOXL go up 90% in 9 days i ju...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
ur still doing fine overall ur at no risk of having to go wo...
Hyperactive disrespectful fat ankles
  04/13/26
Yes, I have like 800k in non equities im maeking like 40k a ...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
No. It will never go down again. From today on, it will only...
Aqua Adventurous Mexican
  04/13/26
...
orange bisexual point gaming laptop
  04/13/26
someone retarded like you should just chill in VTI or someth...
titillating sepia queen of the night multi-billionaire
  04/13/26
i was up bigly on SOXS, like 30k on 100k invested i shld hav...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
I’m up over 7 figures in the market and I’ve nev...
Blue Church
  04/13/26
oh loook who isn't retarded, lets throw a parade for mr not ...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
...
Blue Church
  04/13/26
I agree. chandler, may I come to your parade?
irradiated ladyboy
  04/13/26
Tommy would be closing in on 2.5M if he wasn’t such a ...
tripping costumed hairy legs mental disorder
  04/13/26
it'll go down tomorrow
purple excitant keepsake machete alpha
  04/13/26
yes, thats what i told myself last 9 days
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
the problem was that you were telling yourself. now i'm te...
purple excitant keepsake machete alpha
  04/13/26
ok i just bought 5k more SOXS just realized i nee SOXX to...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
why do you mess around with this crap
purple excitant keepsake machete alpha
  04/13/26
cause im bored and retarded and have nothing else to do i...
passionate round eye national security agency
  04/13/26
you're a degenerate for selling calls on a leveraged inverse...
purple excitant keepsake machete alpha
  04/13/26


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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

Furk im so furked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814859)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive disrespectful fat ankles

you shorted the market, how much of loljewdigits are you down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814861)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

like 50kish but i shorted it while still have 500-600k in equities so im playing both sides cause im retarded, issue is SOXL has furking way out done QQQ and equities so my SOXS got furked, my SOXL puts got furked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814882)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Hyperactive disrespectful fat ankles

imagine how much rat meat, rat meat restaurant stalls, shitty airbnb/hotel rentals and gook hookers you could have bought with those $50,000.00 loljewdigits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814887)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

this shit is absurd how can SOXL go up 90% in 9 days

i just need shit to draw down 30% then my SOXS is almost even and ill just get out i learned my lesson

my puts though, rofl those i dont know how ill save

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814893)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive disrespectful fat ankles

ur still doing fine overall ur at no risk of having to go work for (((cslg)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814898)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

Yes, I have like 800k in non equities im maeking like 40k a year just off dividends risk free

I dont even worry that much abt SOXS, it has to come back at least even

My puts im out over 15k and i dont know wtf to do, i need like a 500% gain now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814906)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Aqua Adventurous Mexican

No. It will never go down again. From today on, it will only ever increase. Plan accordingly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814863)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: orange bisexual point gaming laptop



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: titillating sepia queen of the night multi-billionaire

someone retarded like you should just chill in VTI or something. stop trying to Win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814865)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

i was up bigly on SOXS, like 30k on 100k invested i shld have just sold and then let me equities ride me to 1.5m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814885)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Blue Church

I’m up over 7 figures in the market and I’ve never done anything but purchase VT/VTWAX and not sell.

I also starting buying at the 2021 height and went through a big downturn the first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814870)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

oh loook who isn't retarded, lets throw a parade for mr not retarded, mr investment masterman, three cheers for ur wonderous investing adventures, saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814889)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Blue Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814916)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: irradiated ladyboy

I agree.

chandler, may I come to your parade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49815009)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: tripping costumed hairy legs mental disorder

Tommy would be closing in on 2.5M if he wasn’t such a degenerate gambler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49815338)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: purple excitant keepsake machete alpha

it'll go down tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814894)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

yes, thats what i told myself last 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814908)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: purple excitant keepsake machete alpha

the problem was that you were telling yourself. now i'm telling you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49814919)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

ok i just bought 5k more SOXS

just realized i nee SOXX to just tank 15% and SOXS will go up 45% and then im even

simple as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49815003)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: purple excitant keepsake machete alpha

why do you mess around with this crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49815333)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: passionate round eye national security agency

cause im bored and retarded and have nothing else to do

i will MAEK it, SOXS will go up 100% soon also i can sell covered calls on them i have 4750 shares now thats insane, i can sell 47 covered calls every week, net maybe 4-5k a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49815346)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: purple excitant keepsake machete alpha

you're a degenerate for selling calls on a leveraged inverse etf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856708&forum_id=2Elisa#49815442)