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Trump announces capitulation deal with Iran - link
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Swollen Death Wish Cruise Ship https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2058286529449984331
Nothing about their nuclear program, the ostensible purpose of this whole war. |
Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Swollen Death Wish Cruise Ship https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2058288115677069822 "Here's billions of dollars for opening the Strait that was already open before the war!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896687) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:03 PM Author: greedy wagecucks gas station IRAN | CANNOT | HAVE | NUKES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896707) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:10 PM Author: Swollen Death Wish Cruise Ship Art of the deal!
https://x.com/Alihashem/status/2058293152214090200 |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park this is all so retarded, its not even a deal if its a 60d extension of the ceasefire
furking market will prob boom on tues then i will move my dying puts into calls and then market will bust |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park the funniest thing is agreeing to remove US bases from the region, they spent BILLIONS and these gulf sand niggas pretended they were buying protecftion now its all over ljl iran won so much det to amerikkka, they will own the gulf states now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896756) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:33 PM Author: stirring angry location masturbator There's no way that was agreed to or what that refers to is XO retarded? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896778) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Swollen Death Wish Cruise Ship The Trump people need to start leaking some counter-spin pronto if the early reports aren't accurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896785) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:37 PM Author: stirring angry location masturbator Only XO believes any of the stuff you've been posting there is absolutely no way bases will be closed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896790) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park ljl this was ALWAyS one of irans core demands and it makes perfect sense cause as a practical matter those bases have all been destroyed thanks to trumps brillance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896803) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:42 PM Author: Offensive mauve new version locale Even Tommy 3.5 liters of beer into his cups remembers that a lot of the bases have been hammered and that the "allies" who allowed these bases got BTFO so the US could spend more of its interceptor stock on Israel than Israel itself spent
The diplomatic damage that's been done by our bumbling is something average people can't fully appreciate |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:43 PM Author: At-the-ready Ivory Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49897066) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park im a anti missile specialist saar, it also just shows its stupid having bases abroad, u cannot protect them against hypersupersonicspecial missiles unless u are willing to sacrifice ur own troops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898675) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park its actually a non issue for US now since trump got all the US bases in the gulf destroyed and it wld cost tens of billions to repair and anyway wtf wld the GCC countries care when its obvious having a US base doenst amount to a pile of mumbai feces? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896799) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: stirring angry location masturbator Iran has been throughly pwned by all this and totally screwed themselves over for the future XO is just in denial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896806) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park IRAN is SUPERPOWER before BHARAT ljl at turds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896811) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Offensive mauve new version locale That's got nothing to do with whether the footprint of bases will be retained. I would be surprised if we went straight to not having any rather than maintaining token shit for "defense", but Tommy just demolished all your dumb shit and all you can say is Iran got pwnd
ljl at you getting murked by Tommy and Trump |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Nofapping Field Cuckoldry devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898207) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Swollen Death Wish Cruise Ship https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2058298394213306498 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896783) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Nofapping Field Cuckoldry LMAO. every time trump makes a claim, iran comes out and says he's full of shit. jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896800) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park tbf, i think orange retard just said hormuz will be opened which seems to be a "true statement" he just omitted the minor fact that every ship still has to pay iran $2 million
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:41 PM Author: Slippery Grizzly Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Nofapping Field Cuckoldry lol how YSFF do you think bibi is rn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896796) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park inshallah he will launch unilateral strikes claiming some iranian defense lawyer in central cali threatened to rapppe mrs netayahu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896801) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:54 PM Author: Exciting mentally impaired associate Have you seen that thing? Probably accounts for half the reason Netanyahu is a bloodthirsty psychopath. Make it sound believable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49897086) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:12 PM Author: At-the-ready Ivory Shitlib ghost of Jimmy Carter: "lmao holy shit"
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park this is worse than any US POTUS has EVER done but since US is banana repubic no one will care, trump knows that. he's dumbed dumb the shithole country so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896837) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Citrine Zombie-like Temple Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896841) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896988) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Offensive mauve new version locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49897075) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:08 PM Author: Swashbuckling cuck Iran: lol, we didn’t even agree to that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49896991) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling cuck This is basically like if we declared war on Panama and decided they should just handle the canal themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49897003) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park that wld still be bidens fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898677) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:27 PM Author: olive dingle berry The only saving grace for Trump is that he’s dumbed down all discourse into rah rah teamsport midwit talking points. The ride or die trumpmos will take him at his word that this is a huge win for America. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49897267) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Nofapping Field Cuckoldry the massie primary proved this. average american is borderline-illiterate and living paycheck to paycheck so doesn't really care about the details of all this jew war nonsense. they rely on news clips/soundbits and when voting in elections, they apparently just go with whoever ran the most ads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898210) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: olive dingle berry if you don't show complete blind loyalty to every objectively retarded decision this administration makes you are disloyal never trump scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898668) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Startling nursing home party of the first part This is a huge win for America. Suck it libs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898644) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park yes, birdshit amerikkkans are the dumbest mother furkers in the history of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898682) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Ocher parlour Can someone explain why we would grant such favorable terms and why we wouldn't get the uranium back?
Bill Maher had a joke about the ceasefire - "America has agreed to stop bombing Iran and Iran has agreed to stop being bombed"
Iran has been bombed, blockaded, sanctioned, etc. As that really motivating them less than the US's issue of having to pay $1 more per gallon for gas? |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park i see MAGA retards say shit like this on X, are u morons really that stupid? iran won strategically, they hold all the cards. no one cares u bombed some sand nigga leader or killed some camels. jfc are u ppl this furking dumb?
iran literally conrols hormuz and theres NOTHIGN US navy can do abt it. iran won u need to bend over for gorgeous persian cock u fat furk retarded birdshit shit benchod
u lost, get over it loser |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Ocher parlour I thought Iran couldn't ship oil either and they're sort of fucked if they can't keep their oil experts up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898706) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Slippery Grizzly Box Office trump loves the gulf states and hates putting boots on the ground, it's really that simple. iran persuaded the gulf states to accept them as regional hegemon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898714) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: olive dingle berry Trump is getting told his dipshit sons are this close to closing deals in all these ME countries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49898720) |
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Date: May 26th, 2026 1:45 AM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park guys in my HS use to bomb their opponents during negotiations, it was NBD and the opponent didnt get upset abt it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49901553) |
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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: Mischievous senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49901883) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 12:46 AM Author: olive dingle berry No one has negotiated more cease fire deals with Iran than Donald J Trump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49903532) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 12:53 AM Author: Self-absorbed cerise corn cake trailer park he has won this war 27 times now by my count, a world record (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49903536) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 7:56 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49903624) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 7:56 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface TT taking scalps ITT like he's a feather and not a dot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49903626) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49910309) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 7:29 PM Author: AZNgirl Crying over Det Handsome Stabbed by Sikh opps guess not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868460&forum_id=2Elisa#49910493) |